Yes, I know that's the impulse but you gotta know what the Guatemalan hill folk know: you get poisoned and…
If it touches me first, all bets are off.
You're absolutely right that California should adopt it statewide -- and should already have done so. And you're absolutely right…
If I were Fiona ma or Rob Bonta I’d be scared.
RCV should be adopted statewide so cities and counties don’t have to do it piecemeal. It saves money, discourages negative…
My advice to Mr. Moore, who seems like an eminently reasonable man is the same as I always give Vern.…
Great article on Ranked Choice Voting Josh! I wholeheartedly agree. I want more control with my vote. We only have…
Young Kim on broadcast tv going hard against Calvert and aligning herself closely with Trump. Might win her the primary…
Where's his labia neck?
Humor Archive
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![For whatever reason or none, there seems to have been some excess of Holiday Mirth in the Kleptocrat Universe these last couple days, leading the Pringle Ring’s two main Blog […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/chmielewski-deadteddy-jerbal-e1390594655317.png "Chmielewski and Cunningham have a bit of FUN – at the expense of Anaheim, and humanity.")
Chmielewski and Cunningham have a bit of FUN – at the expense of Anaheim, and humanity.
Posted on December 16, 2013 | 87 CommentsFor whatever reason or none, there seems to have been some excess of Holiday Mirth in the Kleptocrat Universe these last couple days, leading the Pringle Ring’s two main Blog […] -
![. Step aside Newport Beach! Slink away in Anglophilic shame, Huntington Har”bour!” In the true shaggy dog story of this holiday season, little landlocked Fullerton has defiantly declared their First […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Matt-Leslie-boat-e1356292198417.jpg "First Annual Landlocked Fullerton Harbor Cruise Boat Parade of Lights!")
First Annual Landlocked Fullerton Harbor Cruise Boat Parade of Lights!
Posted on December 23, 2012 | 29 Comments. Step aside Newport Beach! Slink away in Anglophilic shame, Huntington Har”bour!” In the true shaggy dog story of this holiday season, little landlocked Fullerton has defiantly declared their First […] -
![The wood is lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, Miles to go before I sleep. Keeping my promises to […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/vern-republican-medical-checkup-115x115.jpg "I become a Republican.")
I become a Republican.
Posted on May 23, 2012 | 53 CommentsThe wood is lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, Miles to go before I sleep. Keeping my promises to […] -
![So I’m looking at Sharon Quirk-Silva’s campaign’s Facebook page last night. I want to get some ideas for my own page, snag some design tips without asking for them, that […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Martha-Norby-endorsement-115x115.jpg "Humor, hacking — or hacked off? OC politics gets even weirder")
Humor, hacking — or hacked off? OC politics gets even weirder
Posted on May 12, 2012 | 2 CommentsSo I’m looking at Sharon Quirk-Silva’s campaign’s Facebook page last night. I want to get some ideas for my own page, snag some design tips without asking for them, that […] -
![The northern Orange County city of Brea, embarrassed by its historical past as a racist ‘Sundown Town’ with lots of Ku Klux Klan members as ‘civic pioneers,’ is aggressively pursuing […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Brea-Downtown-1024x768-115x115.jpg "‘Gentefication’ Sweeps Through Downtown Brea!")
‘Gentefication’ Sweeps Through Downtown Brea!
Posted on April 1, 2012 | 8 CommentsThe northern Orange County city of Brea, embarrassed by its historical past as a racist ‘Sundown Town’ with lots of Ku Klux Klan members as ‘civic pioneers,’ is aggressively pursuing […] -
![. . . (This should get a lot of hits.) With so much China-related happening in the American news this week, you know our weird Taiwanese animator friends at Next […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Jeremy-Lin-NMA-115x115.jpg "Jeremy Lin’s triumph and Xi Jinping’s American visit: the Taiwanese View!")
Jeremy Lin’s triumph and Xi Jinping’s American visit: the Taiwanese View!
Posted on February 17, 2012 | 5 Comments. . . (This should get a lot of hits.) With so much China-related happening in the American news this week, you know our weird Taiwanese animator friends at Next […] -
![. . . I don’t know whether or not this will be a regular feature, but you’ll notice — especially if you read Scott Moxley’s tongue-bathing in his “Navel Gazing” […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Baby-girl-picture-115x115.jpg "Deconstructing Art, Part 1 of God Knows How Many: GOP Baby Loretta")
Deconstructing Art, Part 1 of God Knows How Many: GOP Baby Loretta
Posted on January 8, 2012 | 22 Comments. . . I don’t know whether or not this will be a regular feature, but you’ll notice — especially if you read Scott Moxley’s tongue-bathing in his “Navel Gazing” […] -
![. . . [from “BadLipReading.com“] . . “Rick Perry WILL be our next President.” – conservative Orange Juice blogger Geoff Willis, 9-9-11.](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rick-perry-115x115.jpg "An important message from Presidential candidate Rick Perry")
An important message from Presidential candidate Rick Perry
Posted on September 27, 2011 | 8 Comments. . . [from “BadLipReading.com“] . . “Rick Perry WILL be our next President.” – conservative Orange Juice blogger Geoff Willis, 9-9-11. -
![. . . Dear Citizens of OceAna in this issue I will explore the Dear Leader’s expertise and philosophy on Green Technology, as this has been highly reported on. NOTE: […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/golden-calf-155x155.jpg "PART II – “Green Technology Abilities of the Dear Leader of Oceana – by Baghdad Art” (Parody)")
PART II – “Green Technology Abilities of the Dear Leader of Oceana – by Baghdad Art” (Parody)
Posted on February 22, 2011 | 1 Comment. . . Dear Citizens of OceAna in this issue I will explore the Dear Leader’s expertise and philosophy on Green Technology, as this has been highly reported on. NOTE: […] -
![. . . [Hopefully, the beginning of a series of reviews of the OC’s surprising stable of underrated comic filmmakers.] Last month as I’ve mentioned, I finally got to meet […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jon-is-a-greedy-pig.jpg "“A Holiday Greeting” – Jon Fleischman’s Satirical Masterpiece Revisited.")
“A Holiday Greeting” – Jon Fleischman’s Satirical Masterpiece Revisited.
Posted on November 24, 2010 | 4 Comments. . . [Hopefully, the beginning of a series of reviews of the OC’s surprising stable of underrated comic filmmakers.] Last month as I’ve mentioned, I finally got to meet […] -
![. . . “If you angry driven Mexican Jews will not allow to me my unalienable right to free speech and keep to censuring my comments then for the […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fiala-2.jpg "A message from Stanislav Fiala…")
A message from Stanislav Fiala…
Posted on September 16, 2010 | 26 Comments. . . “If you angry driven Mexican Jews will not allow to me my unalienable right to free speech and keep to censuring my comments then for the […] -
![from the Borowitz Report : ‘Existers’ Movement Gathers Steam. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In what might be the most serious challenge to Barack Obama’s legitimacy as President, a new […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Nobama-155x155.jpg "Analyst Borowitz: One out of Five Americans Do Not Believe Obama Exists.")
Analyst Borowitz: One out of Five Americans Do Not Believe Obama Exists.
Posted on August 25, 2010 | 4 Commentsfrom the Borowitz Report : ‘Existers’ Movement Gathers Steam. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In what might be the most serious challenge to Barack Obama’s legitimacy as President, a new […] -
![TO: Furious Teabaggers Throughout America FROM: Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian RE: Are you doing your part to pretend to care about the US Constitution? Why pretend to care […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tea-party-155x155.jpg "Mrs. Betty Bowers: ‘Are You Doing Your Part to Pretend to Care About the Constitution?’")
Mrs. Betty Bowers: ‘Are You Doing Your Part to Pretend to Care About the Constitution?’
Posted on April 28, 2010 | 13 CommentsTO: Furious Teabaggers Throughout America FROM: Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian RE: Are you doing your part to pretend to care about the US Constitution? Why pretend to care […] -
![This is where I’d be tonight if I weren’t playing piano for Katrina Foley’s fundraiser – supporting this great Congressman’s re-election at this fun event with Patton Ostwald, so he […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/alan-grayson.jpg "The Event of the year, in Hollywood this evening…")
The Event of the year, in Hollywood this evening…
Posted on April 25, 2010 | 5 CommentsThis is where I’d be tonight if I weren’t playing piano for Katrina Foley’s fundraiser – supporting this great Congressman’s re-election at this fun event with Patton Ostwald, so he […]
If we're talking about Dan C, he has never seemed "happy."