Campaign Retardation 101 Archive
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The COPS Voter Guide Has Arrived! And it says, um … huh?
Posted on May 16, 2012 | 15 CommentsOh, boy! It’s here! It’s here! The COPS Voter Guide has arrived! I was so excited about this that I did a little online research on it. Here’s what I... -
The 2012 Republican Presidential Primary.
Posted on April 2, 2012 | 7 CommentsDiscuss. -
A few notes and corrections to Pedroza’s June ballot picks
Posted on March 25, 2012 | 7 CommentsSelf-hating Republican blogger Art Pedroza published his picks for the June ballot today. I know that many people won’t click on his links, so I summarize his choices here as... -
Campaignkillers #1: Dear Ginny of ACME Slate Cards
Posted on March 16, 2012 | 1 CommentYes, this 2010 slate mailer suggested voting for Jerry Brown and Abel Maldonado, Tony Strickland and Bill Lockyer, Kamala Harris and Larry Aceves. Now that’s what we call “Independent... -
Seriously, Republicans?
Posted on March 4, 2012 | 3 CommentsA little over a year ago, I wrote the following passage about Congressional Republicans, who were then shocking and scaring the nation by openly attempting to destroy Medicare: …today’s Republican... -
Campbell’s Oop! Not Even County GOP Says “Mm-mm Good”!
Posted on February 21, 2012 | 17 CommentsEvery once in a while I get someone saying to me, “Yeah, but does Irvine Mayor Sukhee Kang really have a chance against John Campbell in the new CD-45?” My answer... -
Who’s running for the Democrats? Who’s running where they aren’t?
Posted on January 13, 2012 | No Comments. . . I’m not, at this moment, a particular happy camper as regards the Democratic slate in OC this year. The quality is fine; the quantity, sparse. Maybe it... -
Deconstructing Art, Part 1 of God Knows How Many: GOP Baby Loretta
Posted on January 8, 2012 | 22 Comments. . . I don’t know whether or not this will be a regular feature, but you’ll notice — especially if you read Scott Moxley’s tongue-bathing in his “Navel Gazing”... -
What does the Kinde Durkee bust mean for the Democratic Party of Orange County? – (with update from TPM)
Posted on September 6, 2011 | 59 Comments. . . “I drink your milkshake, Democrats. SLLLLLLURRRRRRRRP … I drink it up!” The Democratic Party of Orange County is running around this weekend with its hair on fire. ... -
“Death of a Party.” The California GOP disses Hispanics, chapter 3912.
Posted on October 18, 2010 | 7 CommentsThis was sent to us (Art and Vern) by the authors who need to remain anonymous: Two very disenchanted Hispanic Republican businesspeople in California’s 80th Assembly district – our southeasternmost... -
Don Wagner’s Amazing Invisible Candidate Statement
Posted on August 16, 2010 | 11 CommentsAs you may know, we at the Orange Juice like to follow elections, especially among the hardcore right. One interesting twist can be to look at the rightwingers’ candidate statements.... -
Chuck DeVore Needs Your Help! (because he used Don Henley of the Eagles’ songs without permission.)
Posted on June 19, 2010 | 6 CommentsLame-duck Wingnut Assemblyman Chuck DeVore (R-Irvine) is asking for your help in retiring his campaign debts in the wake of his unsuccessful Senatorial run against Carly Fiorina and Tom Campbell. ... -
Chuck DeVore’s New Ballot Title: Scum-Sucking Politician / Thief?
Posted on May 18, 2010 | 2 CommentsIf the Secretary of State allows Scum-Sucking to count as one word, it fits. Folks – this is Chuck DeVore in his own words, this is not, I repeat not,... -
From AD-05 (Sacramento/Placer County) Some Bizarre Campaign Signs
Posted on May 5, 2010 | No CommentsThere are a whole bunch of people running in the AD-05 Primary on both sides. There are a bunch of amateurs – not talking about Janet, Van Tran, Daly or...
