Well, how about Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar? Rod for short.
The problem: He would like that.
P.S. from now on I think you should refer to the Chief as El Cid.
Disney vs. the cop union. There is hope the Pringle Wall is cracking.
Ewwww.
That vacancy punishment really is an asinine idea.
Someone should really do a deep dive on the union president Jose and council women Natalie’s relationship
Icymi Irvine resident and pro American Israel lobby member Julie Heiman continues railing against Farrah Khan. https://nypost.com/2026/07/23/opinion/an-offensive-pick-for-rotary-president-in-orange-county/
Will someone buy Gabriel San Roman’s new book so he can afford a real meal? He can’t afford to get…
2012 presidential elections Archive
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![. I understand there has been some confusion resulting from my dedicating my voters’ guide, as I traditionally do, to my gay friends John and Ken. Some of the fans […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/john-and-ken-of-some-sort-115x115.jpg "John and Ken’s 2012 Orange County Voters’ Guide. By Vern.")
John and Ken’s 2012 Orange County Voters’ Guide. By Vern.
Posted on November 6, 2012 | 59 Comments. I understand there has been some confusion resulting from my dedicating my voters’ guide, as I traditionally do, to my gay friends John and Ken. Some of the fans […] -
![. Chairman Vern here. I ran into the Orange Juice Oracle at the recent International Convention of Political Astrologers down in Laguna, and asked him: “You’ve done the charts for […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/obama-trance-cropped-115x115.jpg "The Orange Juice Oracle reads America’s Horoscope for Election Day!")
The Orange Juice Oracle reads America’s Horoscope for Election Day!
Posted on October 25, 2012 | 39 Comments. Chairman Vern here. I ran into the Orange Juice Oracle at the recent International Convention of Political Astrologers down in Laguna, and asked him: “You’ve done the charts for […] -
![. We welcome to the Orange Juice Blog our new tax and finance expert who previously commented under the awkward handle TJLocalSA, but will henceforth write under the handle “BOUTWELL,” […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Romney-Obama-laughing-115x115.jpg "A Tale of Two Tax Worlds: Obama’s and Romney’s.")
A Tale of Two Tax Worlds: Obama’s and Romney’s.
Posted on September 25, 2012 | 7 Comments. We welcome to the Orange Juice Blog our new tax and finance expert who previously commented under the awkward handle TJLocalSA, but will henceforth write under the handle “BOUTWELL,” […] -
![Reprinted in its entirety, with permission from Eddie’s Corner, the blog of Eddie Rose at www.eddierose.org The Republican candidates for President and Vice-President of the United States typify the […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/romney-loves-paul-ryan-cropped-115x115.jpg "Romney and Ryan —100% Pure Evil")
Romney and Ryan —100% Pure Evil
Posted on September 18, 2012 | 33 CommentsReprinted in its entirety, with permission from Eddie’s Corner, the blog of Eddie Rose at www.eddierose.org The Republican candidates for President and Vice-President of the United States typify the […] -
![. “Don’t mistake me, I clearly see that Ryan has a whole lotta RAGE in him: A rage against women, a rage against immigrants, a rage against workers, a rage […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rage-wide-115x115.jpg "Rage From the Machine: An Astrological Analysis of Vice-Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan.")
Rage From the Machine: An Astrological Analysis of Vice-Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan.
Posted on August 23, 2012 | 46 Comments. “Don’t mistake me, I clearly see that Ryan has a whole lotta RAGE in him: A rage against women, a rage against immigrants, a rage against workers, a rage […] -
![. It’s difficult to remember a politician that is so transparent in his secrecy, has such a lack of self-definition, and who repetitively displays such poor social skills, flip flopping, […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Mitt-on-Starfield-115x115.jpg "Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? An Astrological Analysis of the Presidential Candidate.")
Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? An Astrological Analysis of the Presidential Candidate.
Posted on August 14, 2012 | 8 Comments. It’s difficult to remember a politician that is so transparent in his secrecy, has such a lack of self-definition, and who repetitively displays such poor social skills, flip flopping, […] -
![. I wake up Saturday morning and Republican presidential nominee Slick Willard has picked his running mate: Wisconsin Congressman and rightwing budget guru Paul Ryan, whom the Stephanie Miller Show […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/eddie-munster-red-115x115.jpg "It’s the Budget Munster! Weekend Open Thread on Mitt’s Veep Pick and Whatnot…")
It’s the Budget Munster! Weekend Open Thread on Mitt’s Veep Pick and Whatnot…
Posted on August 11, 2012 | 85 Comments. I wake up Saturday morning and Republican presidential nominee Slick Willard has picked his running mate: Wisconsin Congressman and rightwing budget guru Paul Ryan, whom the Stephanie Miller Show […] -
![. My brother Crab just got his Obamacare rebate in the mail, and it got us thinking, like most things do. You’ll probably get one too if you haven’t already. […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Crab-with-refund-115x115.jpg "Obamacare Insurance Rebates start appearing in the mail. Bwahahaha…")
Obamacare Insurance Rebates start appearing in the mail. Bwahahaha…
Posted on August 6, 2012 | 36 Comments. My brother Crab just got his Obamacare rebate in the mail, and it got us thinking, like most things do. You’ll probably get one too if you haven’t already. […] -
![The pundits have been weighing in on who Mitt Romney should pick as his VP running mate. So here’s my suggestion (don’t laugh). It’s George Zimmerman, the “Neigborhood Watch” vigilante […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/romney-mystery-running-mate-115x115.jpg "A Perfect Running Mate for Mitt Romney?")
A Perfect Running Mate for Mitt Romney?
Posted on July 19, 2012 | 8 CommentsThe pundits have been weighing in on who Mitt Romney should pick as his VP running mate. So here’s my suggestion (don’t laugh). It’s George Zimmerman, the “Neigborhood Watch” vigilante […] -
![. Mitt Romney has a dilemma. Everyone on the left, center, and now much of the right is telling him that he HAS GOT TO release his tax returns for […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Romney-Prince-Harming-115x115.jpg "Is Romney’s “Way Out” of His Dilemma to Release Bogus Tax Returns?")
Is Romney’s “Way Out” of His Dilemma to Release Bogus Tax Returns?
Posted on July 19, 2012 | 14 Comments. Mitt Romney has a dilemma. Everyone on the left, center, and now much of the right is telling him that he HAS GOT TO release his tax returns for […] -
![. Excerpted with permission from “Eddie’s Corner”, the blog of Eddie Rose, at www.eddierose.org To read this article in its entirety, please go to www.eddierose.org President Barack Obama has shown […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/obama-caricature-cropped-115x115.jpg "Hail to the “Panderer-in-Chief”")
Hail to the “Panderer-in-Chief”
Posted on June 28, 2012 | 5 Comments. Excerpted with permission from “Eddie’s Corner”, the blog of Eddie Rose, at www.eddierose.org To read this article in its entirety, please go to www.eddierose.org President Barack Obama has shown […] -
![. In case you’d been wondering why the nation has felt a little bit like a party lately, well, there’s a couple of things. But do a couple of things […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gay-dream-pot-115x115.jpg "Gay marriage – check! Dream Act kids – check! Now, call off your DEA dogs, Mr. President.")
Gay marriage – check! Dream Act kids – check! Now, call off your DEA dogs, Mr. President.
Posted on June 20, 2012 | 42 Comments. In case you’d been wondering why the nation has felt a little bit like a party lately, well, there’s a couple of things. But do a couple of things […] -
![. If I had a smile like Barack Obama’s, when I gave speeches I would smile all of the time. Even with a speech like the one he gave […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Obama-Flag-Day-Speech-smiling-115x115.jpg "If I Had a Smile Like Barack Obama’s")
If I Had a Smile Like Barack Obama’s
Posted on June 14, 2012 | 10 Comments. If I had a smile like Barack Obama’s, when I gave speeches I would smile all of the time. Even with a speech like the one he gave […] -
![. Welcome to Abel Maldonado’s Top-Two Universe. You and I just live in it now. Well, at least now we can focus a little better. Let’s look at the choices-of-two […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/2012-candidate-medley-115x115.jpg "Meet Your 2012 Candidates!")
Meet Your 2012 Candidates!
Posted on June 6, 2012 | 41 Comments. Welcome to Abel Maldonado’s Top-Two Universe. You and I just live in it now. Well, at least now we can focus a little better. Let’s look at the choices-of-two […]
One thing we all know for certain: the City Council doesn't give a shit about Anaheim's citizens. If they did…