You claimed “we will be there” Vern!!
Oh yeah the excuse for not releasing the cops' names is that they are being "threatened." We don't believe that…
Somehow the funky gun made the trip to the place the cops dragged the body, right?
I slept in that morning, I've been so busy. With rent control and music. I understand Joe's trial will be…
What happened to the average Joe March 25th update, Vern? Or, better yet, what new re Albert Arzola, Jr.
Upon reviewing Vern’s account of Andrea McElroy and Lynne Riddle’s subsequent remarks, a question emerge related to the use of…
Aka elder abuse
Didn't you swing on some old dude?
I guess Esther joins the list of people who assured me I was wrong and yet the Court’s ruling shows…
Humor Archive
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![. . . Vern’s contributions: A few days ago we got an e-mail this week from the people representing a doctor Zubin Damania, aka ZDoggMD; they thought we would be […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/zdogg-el-nino-115x115.png "Weekend Open Thread: ZDoggMD, the Doctor who broke into song; Zenger’s art comes to Brea … and MORE!")
Weekend Open Thread: ZDoggMD, the Doctor who broke into song; Zenger’s art comes to Brea … and MORE!
Posted on July 31, 2015 | 10 Comments. . . Vern’s contributions: A few days ago we got an e-mail this week from the people representing a doctor Zubin Damania, aka ZDoggMD; they thought we would be […] -
![. . . Highly recommended by Editor Vern, a longtime fan of these guys – this is the OC premiere of their third film. The following taken from the Facebook […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/yes-men-are-revolting-115x115.jpg "Weekend Open Thread: “The YES MEN are REVOLTING” at Santa Ana’s Frida Cinema, till Thursday!")
Weekend Open Thread: “The YES MEN are REVOLTING” at Santa Ana’s Frida Cinema, till Thursday!
Posted on June 12, 2015 | 13 Comments. . . Highly recommended by Editor Vern, a longtime fan of these guys – this is the OC premiere of their third film. The following taken from the Facebook […] -
![. Step aside Newport Beach! Slink away in Anglophilic shame, Huntington Har”bour!” In the true shaggy dog story of this holiday season, little landlocked Fullerton has defiantly declared their First […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Matt-Leslie-boat-e1356292198417.jpg "First Annual Landlocked Fullerton Harbor Cruise Boat Parade of Lights!")
First Annual Landlocked Fullerton Harbor Cruise Boat Parade of Lights!
Posted on December 23, 2012 | 29 Comments. Step aside Newport Beach! Slink away in Anglophilic shame, Huntington Har”bour!” In the true shaggy dog story of this holiday season, little landlocked Fullerton has defiantly declared their First […] -
![. The plethora of lexicons in American politics are sometimes rather humorous. Name calling and castigations aside, every time you hear the term “Deep Throat” there is a tendency to forget about Watergate […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/face-off-boat-chase-cropped-115x115.jpg "Off Shoring and Out Sourcing…..Fast and Furious!")
Off Shoring and Out Sourcing…..Fast and Furious!
Posted on June 23, 2012 | 1 Comment. The plethora of lexicons in American politics are sometimes rather humorous. Name calling and castigations aside, every time you hear the term “Deep Throat” there is a tendency to forget about Watergate […] -
![A propos of nothing — not necessarily, anyway — but very funny. This is an open thread. Discuss whatever you’d like, starting with: given Romney’s Mexican heritage, shouldn’t we be […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/IMG_1470-115x115.jpg "Election Edition: “Family Guy” Explains the Tea Party")
Election Edition: “Family Guy” Explains the Tea Party
Posted on June 3, 2012 | No CommentsA propos of nothing — not necessarily, anyway — but very funny. This is an open thread. Discuss whatever you’d like, starting with: given Romney’s Mexican heritage, shouldn’t we be […] -
![The wood is lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, Miles to go before I sleep. Keeping my promises to […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/vern-republican-medical-checkup-115x115.jpg "I become a Republican.")
I become a Republican.
Posted on May 23, 2012 | 53 CommentsThe wood is lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, Miles to go before I sleep. Keeping my promises to […] -
![. [Testimony against proposed LGBT protection ordinance in Lincoln, Nebraska. Update – this woman’s sage counsel was ignored, and the measure passed.]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/crazy-homophobic-Nebraska-lady-115x115.jpg "Good reasons to oppose equal rights and protections for gays. (Video)")
Good reasons to oppose equal rights and protections for gays. (Video)
Posted on May 23, 2012 | No Comments. [Testimony against proposed LGBT protection ordinance in Lincoln, Nebraska. Update – this woman’s sage counsel was ignored, and the measure passed.] -
![. Oh, great. Does this mean I have to start showing up to Council meetings now? That damn drunk stoner Monahan. I didn’t want this stupid job. Why the hell […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Bever-punting-cropped-115x95.jpg "A message from Costa Mesa’s new Mayor, Eric Bever.")
A message from Costa Mesa’s new Mayor, Eric Bever.
Posted on March 15, 2012 | 4 Comments. Oh, great. Does this mean I have to start showing up to Council meetings now? That damn drunk stoner Monahan. I didn’t want this stupid job. Why the hell […] -
![. . . (This should get a lot of hits.) With so much China-related happening in the American news this week, you know our weird Taiwanese animator friends at Next […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Jeremy-Lin-NMA-115x115.jpg "Jeremy Lin’s triumph and Xi Jinping’s American visit: the Taiwanese View!")
Jeremy Lin’s triumph and Xi Jinping’s American visit: the Taiwanese View!
Posted on February 17, 2012 | 5 Comments. . . (This should get a lot of hits.) With so much China-related happening in the American news this week, you know our weird Taiwanese animator friends at Next […] -
![. . . 1) Stephen Colbert’s famed Super-PAC, recently handed over to Jon Stewart, releases its first South Carolina attack ad on Romney, “Mitt the Ripper.” Warning – pretty damn […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/NMA-Twinkies-115x115.jpg "This Week’s Videos: Colbert’s SuperPAC hits Romney in SC, No more Twinkies, and the Jive Aces!")
This Week’s Videos: Colbert’s SuperPAC hits Romney in SC, No more Twinkies, and the Jive Aces!
Posted on January 15, 2012 | 3 Comments. . . 1) Stephen Colbert’s famed Super-PAC, recently handed over to Jon Stewart, releases its first South Carolina attack ad on Romney, “Mitt the Ripper.” Warning – pretty damn […] -
![. . . I don’t know whether or not this will be a regular feature, but you’ll notice — especially if you read Scott Moxley’s tongue-bathing in his “Navel Gazing” […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Baby-girl-picture-115x115.jpg "Deconstructing Art, Part 1 of God Knows How Many: GOP Baby Loretta")
Deconstructing Art, Part 1 of God Knows How Many: GOP Baby Loretta
Posted on January 8, 2012 | 22 Comments. . . I don’t know whether or not this will be a regular feature, but you’ll notice — especially if you read Scott Moxley’s tongue-bathing in his “Navel Gazing” […] -
Oh what fun it is to write on a Christmas Open Thread!
Posted on December 25, 2011 | 2 Comments. . . . . Some things that fill your Orange Juice Editorial Board with the Yuletide Spirit this fine morning: . . . -
![. . . Sunday Moyo thought that it was a typical Monday evening. He went into town to party at the Down Town night club, found a lovely girl, paid […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Isolde_shea_donkey-115x115.jpg "Man Arrested When Shape Shifting Hooker Turns Into Donkey")
Man Arrested When Shape Shifting Hooker Turns Into Donkey
Posted on October 27, 2011 | 32 Comments. . . Sunday Moyo thought that it was a typical Monday evening. He went into town to party at the Down Town night club, found a lovely girl, paid […] -
![. . . [from “BadLipReading.com“] . . “Rick Perry WILL be our next President.” – conservative Orange Juice blogger Geoff Willis, 9-9-11.](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rick-perry-115x115.jpg "An important message from Presidential candidate Rick Perry")
An important message from Presidential candidate Rick Perry
Posted on September 27, 2011 | 8 Comments. . . [from “BadLipReading.com“] . . “Rick Perry WILL be our next President.” – conservative Orange Juice blogger Geoff Willis, 9-9-11.
Best-laid plans and all... I'm told I didn't miss much though.