- Website
- http://strangehyacinth.com
- Description
- Synthian Sharp is the singer for the human rights rock band: Exit Ophelia, a children’s author, and member of Occupy Orange County. His latest film is: How I Became An Elephant, and his one-word film reviews appear on the Orange Juice Blog on a regular basis. If you DO take issue with any of them, challenge him in the comments section and he will respond with more than one word. Tweet @synthian.
![Gooooood morning Neverland! And happy 2013! There are a LOT of movies to get through, so let’s get one out of the way to limber up! “Okay get this! Going… for […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/synthian-115x115.jpg "BOO! (the one-word movie reviews of Synthian Sharp) – Award Season 2012 + 2013 Preview!")
![No. YES. The only word for this level of commitment to The Bit is: GLORIOUS. — These people did more […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/beasts-115x115.jpg "BOO! (the one-word movie reviews of Synthian Sharp) – July edition")
![DARK SHADOWS = BOO! HAPPY FEET 2 = FIRED!!! THE MUPPETS = F!!! – (Because Muppets don’t […]](https://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/synthian-115x115.jpg "BOO! (the one-word movie reviews of Synthian Sharp) – a new feature – June")
Experience at what, Z-Anon? Conspiracy theorizing? You're so out-of-touch it's almost funny.