Weekend Open Thread: Harper to take on Gracey, Tammy busted, Lyin’ Young Kim, Cautious Lou, & Dirty Judges!!


Open Thread time! And there’s never a dull moment in Orange County (at least, if you’re easily amused.) Here is a little flotsam and jetsam from the last few days that you may want to sound off about!

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WHO’S THAT DANDY? (Who’s that dandy, lovely dandy…)

Why, it’s Republican politician Matt Harper! Remember him? He was assemblyman for a couple terms until Cottie Petrie-Norris beat him; before that he was on Huntington Beach Council, where he got to be Mayor once or twice like most of their councilmen do. Funny, when he first ran for assembly a lot of us were “At least we’ll get him off the Council, kick him upstairs to Sacramento where he can’t do any harm” – and that’s exactly what we’ve been saying, 8 years later, about crazy Gracey Van Der Mark!

And in a surefire popcorn-necessitating portent of OCGOP civil war, Matt has just jumped into the 72nd AD race against Gracey. GRACEY – the hardcore MAGA, unstable, race-obsessed, sex-obsessed nightmare of the HB Library, whom just last week OCGOP chief Will O’Neill crowned “the presumptive front-runner,” with a quick endorsement from Scott Baugh and a Matt Cunningham press-release. Harper I suppose represents the more establishment wing of the Party, and I wonder if Will knew this was coming. The malignant little warthog will have to take a side!

I knew Matt Harper back in the day, part rightwing ideologue mixed with kleptocrat. On the one hand he was ruthlessly hostile to public employees cuz that was the OCGOP thing ten years ago; but on the other hand he was SO enthusiastic about the Poseidon desal boondoggle and would always giggle with his gleamy eyes about how he loved this Ricky Raindrop character when he was a schoolkid. (We were slightly friendly though during the noble, doomed, bipartisan struggle against Toll Lanes on the 405.)

So, what’s best for Democrats, progressives, independents, regular people? I’m sure the Democrats will put up somebody; last time it was reality TV personality Dom Jones, who lost by 19 points to incumbent Diane Dixon (who now has tired of the seat.) Nobody listens to me, but we don’t need another Democrat in the assembly, or to waste money on that race – rather we should let the Dandy and the Loony battle it out and waste Republican money.

We would like Gracey to make it through the June ’26 primary, so she’s at least off the HB Council. But that’s just me, this is an open thread, what do you think? And Matt, give me a call! [hat-tip Allen Wilson]

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We’ve been discussing Tammy Kim’s considerable legal troubles (What, you can’t lie about your residence any more? I thought this was OC!) we’ve been discussing them OVER HERE, since we first heard about it from Neshanian. I figured Dan Chmielewski would be all over it before I got home from work, as his “Liberal OC” has been Hate-Tammy-Central for a few years. And sure enough, he quickly followed up his first Tammy story with a second one (in Dan’s grand PURGE tradition) calling down shame and pain on anyone who’d ever backed the lady! That’s what she gets, from Dan, for taking on Larry Agran!

“What Did You Know And When Did You Know it?” – such a way with words!

I always took it easy on Tammy, and NOT just because she comes to my concerts, but I figured if Dan, Matt C, Agran, Farrah, Strader and LiveNation all hate you, you must be doing something right. But apparently the days of residence-lying in Spitzer’s OC are over – at least if you’re a Democrat.

Best of luck to the Tamster, hope she pulls through without any jail time, and everyone pay attention and stop lying about your residence when you run for office! The GOP’s infantile Willie O’Neill, noticing that three Democrats had been in trouble with the law in recent years, quickly whipped up a meme:


Still though – one DUI, one chest-bumping of an old guy, and one faking of a residence – that’s not all that Punk, Willie. I think – once they get out of prison – Andrew Do, Harry Sidhu and Amy Pham West could make a much more hardcore band. “The Bribe-tones” maybe. There’s probably a better name out there… The Bribery Pirates?

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If the 40th Congressional District needed one more reason to vote out smooth liar Young Kim, she has given it to us, when she cast THE DECIDING VOTE Thursday in favor of Trump’s Project 2025’s “Big, Beautiful, Murderous Bill.” The count was 215-214, it passed by one vote, so yeah, you could say EVERY Republican who voted for it was the deciding vote, but Young Kim lied, repeatedly and emphatically, saying she would vote no on any bill that cut Medicaid, so fuck it she’s the deciding vote and she’s gotta go.

In fact her lie is still up on line, right here:

“I want to be very clear that I understand how important Medicaid is for many in our community to access health care services. As this process moves forward, I will continue to make clear that a budget that does not protect vital Medicaid services for the most vulnerable…will not receive my vote.”

And she knew before she voted that this bill would take away Medicaid, take away medical coverage, for 10.3 million people. Were the words above “for the most vulnerable” intended as weasel words? Whatever, she took away medical coverage for tens of thousands of her constituents, and none of them are invulnerable, and that was just one of many ways this bill steals from the 99% to enrich the wealthy. She did get the one thing she wanted out of the bill – the SALT deduction, for rich Californians who thought they were paying too much state AND federal taxes. Well, THOSE people can vote for her if they want, but Young Kim has to go.

I worry though, about ALL THESE DEMOCRAT WOMEN lining up to run against her. Five of them so far, plus Joe Kerr? You think a certain sneaky Fire Hero has something to do with this, flooding the female zone, and 2026 is gonna end up looking just like 2024? Hope not, Young Kim has to go.

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This is a picture of Santa Ana Congressman Lou Correa during the January 6, 2021 attacks. By all accounts he behaved bravely that day, defending his colleagues while blowhards like Josh Hawley were running away like young stags. Later that day we saw videos of him standing up to insurrectionists at the airport, in bold contrast to Lindsey Graham cowering behind all his security.

But this year, during Trump’s lawless reign of terror against immigrants, Lou says we should “keep our heads down,” not “draw attention to ourselves.” Hopefully this too shall pass, I guess is the idea. On May 6 Santa Ana Mayor Valerie Amezcua ridiculed her fiery progressive colleagues for “beating their chests” and affirmed over and over that she’s “not running scared, she’s just SMARTER than them,” and claimed “Even Lou Correa said we should keep our heads down” so that maybe the Rotten Yam, Stephen Miller and Tom Homan just sort of forget that Sanctuary City Santa Ana exists, and don’t take away any funding as punishment.

That part about Lou got my attention, it got Igmar’s attention, and it got Norberto Santana’s attention, who wrote a long Voice piece about it, getting Lou on the record. Worth reading! I can see the arguments on either side, but it doesn’t feel very American to keep your head down and hope Trump just goes away.

We had been wondering why Lou, unlike Dave Min and Mike Levin, has NOT HELD ANY TOWN HALLS. We’d been wondering why he went to El Salvador last year for proud dictator Bukele’s inauguration, and shouldn’t that mean he could help bring some wrongly imprisoned people like Kilmar back? (Not.) We’d wondered why he’s voted with Republicans against his own state’s anti-pollution measures.

But I’m tired of complaining about Lou; I already tried to help two different progressives challenge him in previous years, now I just try to get along with him. Someone on Facebook the other day (reminding me of past me) was all “Why is this conservative, cautious guy, representing such a Blue district, can’t we primary him?” and immediately Florice and Eugene from the DPOC were all “Don’t pick on Lou, he’s SO GOOD ON IMMIGRATION! You should concentrate on beating Young Kim instead!”


And now they’re trying to get rid of David Hogg as DNC vice-chair for suggesting we Democrats can do better than some of the folks we have in solidly blue districts. For suggesting that “ineffective” Democrats could stand to be primaried. I met David last year at a DPOC fundraiser. I wonder if he’d-a been welcome there if they knew how dangerous he was. David wouldn’t keep his head down (unless it was at a school shooting.)

This was a great song in the 70’s, but I’m worried some Democrats want to change the words to

“Hold your head down, whoa,
Hold your head down, whoa,
Hold your head down, whoa,
Hang your head low!”


But wait, there’s more!

Just got an e-mail from Chris Duncan, the insider Democrat, sometime San Clemente Mayor, and assembly candidate who lost twice to the awful Laurie Davies, and now he says he is running for BoE. Oh wait. I thought he meant he was gonna run against Lisa Sparks for Board of Education. But I guess he’s talking about the Board of Equalization. Okay, that’s not very interesting.

But this is. A little:

An old friend – a pajarito – texted me yesterday:

“Hi Vern! Do you know about Judge Israel Claustro (right) currently on the bench in OC Superior Court? Former OCDA prosecutor, named as a co-conspirator in a massive workers comp fraud case? Also, a terrible judge, always getting reversed on appeal…”

Let me just interrupt my pajarito, who went on to provide lots of links illustrating Claustro’s malfeasance. I remember him running in June ’22, as a prosecutor with countless endorsements, running basically unopposed (against an unknown guy with an inactive law license) so he won 72% to 28%.

But the way Israel Claustro really impacted me & Donna’s lives was: He had a big campaign sign on the corner of La Palma and Anna Drive, and every day about ten homeless drunks hung out by it, so we called them the Claustro Drunks. And around that time, 22-23, those Claustro Drunks caused a lotta trouble in the neighborhood, more than any gangs. Little did we know Judge Israel Claustro was just as bad. I missed this Emery/Saavedra story in January:

My pajarito notes, er, quotes:

“In his plea agreement, (Dr. Kevin Tien) Do admitted that real owner of Liberty, and Do’s co-conspirator, was another person who was not a doctor or other medical professional, but rather, was a California attorney then employed as a prosecutor for the Orange County District Attorney’s Office, and who later became an Orange County Superior Court judge during the conspiracy. [aka Claustro]

“That true owner who was Do’s co-conspirator [Claustro] not only was a signatory on Liberty’s bank account, but also issued and signed Liberty’s checks to Do and others. The plea agreement specifies that much of the more than $3 million that the SIBTF paid Liberty during the years following Do’s suspension then flowed to another company controlled by Liberty’s owner and his wife, which totaled to more than $1.5 million.”

— US Attorney’s Office Press Release Dec 16, 2024.

And this guy is still an OC Superior Court Judge! Nobody’s doing anything about it. Just like Andrew Do’s wife Cheri Pham! Just like the brazen Brahim Baytieh – what a bench of miscreants we have! And even more hilarious they all started out as DA’s. The sheeple of OC want prosecutors as judges, not knowing that half of THEM are crooks – what a world!

Judge Baytieh came up in a conversation this week too (and then I’ll shut up.) You might remember a 2018 piece here about “Spitzer’s Piss-Gate,” where one of DA candidate Todd’s top aides got busted drunkenly urinating in a drug store, was let off by Rackauckas and then the whole story was released to the press, a year later, right before the Spitzer-Rackauckas showdown election.

Well, this guy asked me to remove his name so I did cuz he asked nicely and it’d been 7 years. But he also mentioned that it was not Rackauckas, but Rackauckas loyalist Baytieh whose idea it was to use that story as an October Surprise against Spitzer. The guy who Spitzer called his “Ethical North Star!” Until Todd discovered that Baytieh was knee-deep in the Snitch Scandal and fired him. (Although THAT was also coincidentally right after Baytieh publicly criticized Todd for musing on a black defendant’s penchant for white women, nothing is simple with these people.)

Well, as Gus Ayer used to say, “GOTTA RUN!” I hand you-all the baton….

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.