Patton Oswalt on the Full Horrors of Bill Cosby’s Reign of Terror Against Attractive Young Women

Patton Oswalt[Editor’s Note: This comes from a podcast interview with comedian Patton Oswalt, which I found through this article on this site; it’s a longer selection than I’d usually post, but I think that in this case it’s fair game.  And I can hardly imagine Oswalt wanting to object to its being more widely known, as it might help drum through the some of the thicker heads in our society how completely repugnant these actions are.]

Patton Oswalt spoke about Bill Cosby on a recent podcast, and said that the comedy world has known about the shocking sexual abuse allegations against him forever.

As a guest on the You Made It Weird podcast hosted by comic Pete Holmes, [Oswalt] said Cosby’s alleged behavior was a badly kept secret among people in the industry.

That is shameful, he says, noting that all the Cosby accusers speaking out now likely means dozens, even hundreds more who have yet to come forward.

“The Bill Cosby thing is so f–king awful,” he said, and the actor-comedian explained why in a simple but profound way that really illustrates how horrible it is.

“What’s worse for comedians is a lot of us have known for a long f–king time. It was a very badly kept secret in the comedian world, and a lot of us would talk about it.”

“Bobcat Goldthwait would mention it all the time, and really people would just go, ‘ah, that’s bulls–t.'”

“It took this long, and what really drives me f–king crazy about it is the idea that these women… just imagine, he did the s–t he did when they were young and they were on this upswing.”

“‘Oh wow! My life is starting, my career’s starting… I’m gonna meet Bill Cosby,’ and this awful thing happens. They can never talk about it, so he’s just shot the ground out from under them.”

“Not just in that one incident, but for decades of their lives when they’re supposed to be enjoying the time when they’re in their physical prime, in their mental prime, enjoying life.”

“Some guy takes that away from them, he doesn’t lose a second of sleep over it… and by the way, how many women have come forward at this point, like thirteen?”

“That means that there’s hundreds. That means that there’s f–king hundreds. If you see one cockroach there’s a thousand in your house.”

“And they had to sit there for decades while this guy did this over and over again, didn’t lose any sleep, was beloved, and even now, everything is being taken away from him, but at worst he lives in comfy seclusion for the last years of his life. He lives in absolute luxurious exile for the rest of his life.”

“That is one of the horrors of life.’”

The Rolling Stone screw-up in its reporting on the alleged U of Virginia fraternity gang rape is all over the news.  Oswalt’s remarks remind us how much more this should still be too.  Whatever the price paid by that fraternity and its members pales in comparison to what Oswalt describes.  In the future, I’m sure that there will be more such stories that don’t pan out; that can’t blind us to their being exceptions to the rule that we see here.

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