By Jan Flory’s Dog
Sweet, iridescent, radioactive Jebus, how can one choose from such a wealth of material? 2011 may never be surpassed for dumb stuff uttered by our representatives. The Nominating Committe ruminated long and hard to come up with the nominees. And by ruminating long and hard I mean they did major bong rips into the wee hours. And speaking of wee, here are your nominees.
Yee-haw!
1.You want dumb? How about when Doc HeeHaw exclaimed that he had seen far worse injuries than Kelly Thomas’ in ‘Nam that were survivable?
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I vote for Claudia alvarez’s Hitler remarks, Tinajero’s happy place comment and anytime Michelle Martinez says the word “important” and it comes out “Imm-potent”.
Michele tells me her accent comes from growing up playing basketball with black guys in Texas. She also says “I’m very interested in the Hispaniic culture, I want to learn more Spanish.” Funny and interesting stuff, not at all what you’d expect.
Actually, Jimmy Carter used to pronounce “important” the same way. Drove me crazy. When I was 18. I miss him now.
Actually, isn’t it more like “impor-ent”?…she leaves the “t” out.
Dan’s comment about being 14. Pedroza’s comment that Santa Ana is more diverse than Brea. Everything FlashReport publishes.
I vote for allan mansoor hates lipstick