The updated video above includes the 911 call by one of Tiger’s neighbors, reporting his accident early Friday morning
What happened to champion golfer Tiger Woods when he crashed his car this weekend? It is truly a bizarre story.
Fox Sports asked 20 questions about this mess, which make a lot of sense.
For one thing, if the crash was minor, why did Wood’s wife feel compelled to smash the rear window of his vehicle and pull him out?
And why are there no witnesses?
Lastly, why did law enforcement officials say it was a domestic disturbance, and then change their minds?
It is sad to see such a great athlete embroiled in such a mess. If indeed Woods was cheating on his wife, I think his endorsements will disappear.
Ashley Samson (blond) and her gal pal Rachel Uchitel (National Enquirer)
And if Woods was cheating on her, allegedly with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel, this is just another nail in the coffin of straight marriage. (Uchitel’s gal pal Ashley Samson outed the alleged relationship.) As I have said before, gays are not a threat to marriage – straights are.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that “Tiger told a friend that his wife went ballistic at around 2:00 AM yesterday and scratched his face up — all because of reports he allegedly had cheated on her. He left the house, started driving away and she attacked the SUV with a golf club, Tiger told the friend. He got “distracted” and hit the hydrant.”
God willing, Woods will recover. And then hopefully he will face the music and tell us all what really happened…
None of this makes much sense in how they are telling it.
What the little woman and Tiger failed to understand is that you do NOT lie to the cops. As soon as the cops sense that they have been lied to, they really dig in to get the truth out. All this nonsensical story stuff looks like Tiger’s foreign-born wife has NO IDEA what she’s done to open Tiger up to all sorts of scrutiny and pain. The guy has close to a billion dollars in assets and relies heavily on his squeaky-clean reputation as a private man, yet highly professional sports figure. She really messed with that, is how it is looking.
IF the guy is having an affair, they have the resources to get counseling or get a quiet divorce or do whatever really, really rich people do when they have maritial discord. Going all drama and bashing out windows and scratching up your mate and then LYING to the police and media shows that someone has lost sight of the big picture and scheme of things. Both of them have had some successful suits against a publication (for publishing fake nude photos of the wife) and against a yacht building business( that used Tiger’s name along with their product and photos to promote their boats) in which Tiger got them to pay HIM for the unauthorized use of his name and to protect their privacy.
And Art: Why gays would want to get married hardly makes sense when you consider that over 50% of married couples end their marriage with divorce. But hey, they want to join in the misery – I say let them!
Truth has nothing to do with marriage.
Police report was not filed until 12 hrs later. No chance of a valid sobriety test.
If the truth prevails–this fellow is the proud new owner of a city fire hydrant, and liable for his neighbor’s tree and etc. damages to avoid them suing him.
Wifey said the truth. She was desperately trying to get him out of the vehicle.
Powerlocks lock on impact.
That is why if you have powerlocks and powerwindows—you should make sure you unlock your doors before getting on the highway/freeway.
This will avoid being trapped in your vehicle in case of impact.
Now for safety-lock your doors only while driving on streets yet never on the freeway.
PO-PO OL LIL Tiga!! LOL 😉
i see you put your little twist in this art . WHAT DOES THIS STORY HAVE TO DO WITH GAY MARRIAGE . PERHAPS YOUR NEXT POST MIGHT BE HOW THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MAID CAUSED THE CRASH .
Great one:
Art puts up posts like this to bump OJ traffic, because he lives and dies by traffic claims. He hopes to siphon off visits from people Googling about this story.
#4 sourpuss- run back to whatever boring blog YOU came from.
This Tiger story is interesting. Period. We all get to post what we want around here. If Art had not done it, I would have.
Shoo, grumpy!
Tiger is lawyering up and the alleged mistress hires Gloria Allred:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2437750/tiger_woods_alleged_mistress_rachel.html?cat=2
Rachel Uchitel is today adding to the buzz around the Tiger Woods affair and accident story, but she is doing it in a way that so far at least seems to suggest that she would like to establish her ‘innocence’ from having had an affair with Tiger Woods. If Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel did not have an affair, then the decision to hire Gloria Allred and attack the National Enquirer may very well be prove to be a very shrewd move, and one that Tiger Woods himself would presumably applaud.
If an affair did happen, however, between Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel, then taking an aggressive stance such as hiring Gloria Allred as an attorney would very likely backfire and be very destructive to all involved.
It will be very interesting to see what Tiger Woods’ next move is in all of this. He obviously has very deep resources and power. If he did not have an affair with Rachel Uchitel, and his late night car accident was merely a coincidence (and his argument with his wife was over whose turn it was to bring out the garbage), then the National Enquirer better brace itself. If, however, an affair did occur, it is very difficult to understand why Rachel Uchitel may have hired an attorney with the profile of Gloria Allred.
Photo of Tiger’s alleged mistress. She’s hot:
http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/prime-mover-rachel-uchitel-vip-diva/3300
Rachel Uchitel
Yah! Because this is soooo relevant to Orange County politics…or any politics! Classic bog traffic booster: link to celebrity scandal (make sure it’s in the headline) and add lots of pics of hot chicks. Blog traffic 101.
“traffic” #9 – I really am sorry that your blog sucks. Really. Very sorry. Yours sucks and you just can’t help it. Very sad.
At Orange Juice we get to post what we want and people are free to comment/read/ignore… whatever. That’s why OJ is way more popular than any of the other local blogs that seem to be shrinking instead of growing. We have fun here and we keep it fresh. There are a number of local stories done today – maybe you could check those out, since hot chicks and celebs don’t seem to be your deal. 😉
Precisely! I mean look at me, I’m ignoring this story! Ignore … ignore … ignore…
Vern, I noticed that you were actively ignoring this thread.
Until the hot chick photo showed up! lol
That mistress is sort of technically hot a la Penelope Cruz, but she’s kinda stupid looking, like she’s got sleep dirt in her eyes and can’t close her lips due to all the collagen… is that device she’s holding for her lips? Okay, back to ignoring.
yes, you’ve got good points there, Vern. She actually has kind of an interesting story to her – part of her history is that she lost her boyfriend/fiancee in the twin towers attack on 9/11. She’s already got Gloria Allred on the case, so it will be interesting what the National Enquirer will do. Put up or shut up already.
That’s what you get for letting the little head do the thinking for the big head!
Four!
Who Cares!
Looks like a staged wreck.
(How it happened)
In the house with crazy wife going ballistic about the other woman.
She is hitting and scratching beyond control and he has serious facial scars.
Even gets in the car for protection against her rage.
She takes one of the many golf clubs in the garage and beats the back window out whike screaming.
Things calm down and they later call the agent to get advise about what to do now that he looks like he has been in a car wreck.
Agent tell him to get in the car and carefully drive into a tree or something outside the property, but inside the gated community which has nonpublic streets. Local cops have no jurisdiction.
Tiger hits the tree on the right passengers side, not too hard, as pictures show, and then the wife calls 911 wile he lays on the ground.
Now he can get treatment and show up in public the next week with facial scars and make his wife look like the good girl.
It is a process of using a staged event to answer all possible questions that are sure to be asked.
This is not a hard one.
Since when is a golf club the jaws of life alternative? No one can bash in the rear window of an Escalade with a golf club. If the wife attacked Tiger with a golf club that’s abuse. The reports of Woods floating in and out of consciousness seems to indicate there’s plenty more to the story.
Rachel is no stupid chica. Vern’s comments about Rachel merely illustrates that it’s all physical for the Nelson.
Look at that picture of Rachel Uchitel, from RV. Poor thing, she was obviously cold. Maybe Tiger just wanted to comfort her. Don’t you people have any compassion?
Rachel is no stupid chica. Vern’s comments about Rachel merely illustrates that it’s all physical for the Nelson.
I’m sorry that I was unaware of the mental prowess of THE MODEL ALLEGED TO BE TIGER’S MISTRESS.
If I agreed she was hot I’m sexist; If I argue she’s not I’m sexist. A breeder just can’t win around this place.
lol from the Borowitz Report;
Tiger Quits Golf; Will Become Politician
Ensign, Sanford Applaud Move
ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report) – In a development that rocked the worlds of sports and politics, golf superstar Tiger Woods announced today that he was hanging up his clubs to become a politician.
“After two days of refusing to speak to the media about suspicious aspects of my personal life, I have proved to myself that I am qualified for a career in politics,” Mr. Woods told reporters in Orlando.
His stunning decision immediately drew praise from such disparate politicians as Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, who called a press conference to welcome Mr. Woods to the Republican Party.
“Tiger Woods has not yet revealed what his party affiliation will be, but based on what I’ve seen, he has what it takes to be a Republican,” Sen. Ensign said
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I think Tiger’s wife pulled out a can of whoop ass.
Tiger was texting girl all day. Went to play cards that night at clubhouse with boys. Left phone home. Elin went through phone. Tiger changes and comes down stairs when Elin hits him in head with 9 iron. Knocks two of his teeth OUT!!! Tiger ends up in Tennessee getting his teeth replaced. More to come.
FUNNY, FUNNY FUNNY, FUNNY how much more to the story there is than when this part of the story broke. I just ran upon this… what a turn of events! The enquirer sure did do their research… they intended on ruining a mans life when they met with the blonde haired vixen. Look at the scrutiny this poor man is under. His private life is up for anyone and everyone to jab at all day long.
I myself have been involved in (on a MUCH smaller scale) an adulteress scandal. It’s the most humiliating scenario anyone could go through. I was in the paper, and on the news. I’ve never felt so low and it took me years to recover from… Not to say I’m fully recovered. But I am ALMOST at peace with what happened. I just wish people would put themselves in the shoes of Tiger and realize the humiliation he already has to endure with his said wife, family and friends everyday.
This man will never be able to catch a break again – so we might as well just leave him alone!