Surfers turn against Dana Rohrabacher

Overheard at Sunday’s US Open of Surfing at the HB Pier:  (from memory)

“Hey, don’t you guys have that crazy Surfing Congressman out here?  Dana something?”

“Ah, Rohrabacher – he’s no friend of surfers.  Sure, the tub of lard paddles out for a photo-op every couple of years, but look at his voting record.”

“Yeah, remember when the sanitation district was dumping partially treated sewage off the beach right over there at Brookhurst?  Dana supported that. And meanwhile he tried to prevent testing the water for bacteria and toxins.”

“That hot lady that’s running against him – Debbie Cook, the Mayor?  She’s the one who led the battle to stop that dumping, I heard.”

“Dude, if it weren’t for Debbie Cook this beach we’re standing on would be a mall and a bunch of condos! Forget Dana Rohrabacher, he’s gotta go!”

Then the conversation turned to the waves and the babes so I wandered away, refreshed to hear such well-informed surfers!  But they actually left a few things out:

  • DANA SUPPORTS THE POSEIDON DESALINATION PROJECT, which would create a dead zone in the ocean off Huntington Beach, opposed by the Surfrider Foundation.
  • DEBBIE OPPOSES THE POSEIDON PLAN and has fought against it, because of the potential harm it will cause to the ocean.
  • Dana Rohrabacher SUPPORTS DESTROYING TRESTLES, actively pushing for construction of a toll road through the San Onofre State Park, in opposition to SURFRIDER.
  • Debbie Cook WANTS TO SAVE TRESTLES, opposing any construction that might affect the campgrounds, beaches or surf.
  • DANA SUPPORTS UNLIMITED OFFSHORE DRILLING, wanting one more giveaway to the oil companies for to drill along the coast.
  • Debbie Cook knows how toxic that oil spills are to ocean life, birds, and humans, and only supports responsible oil extraction, while emphasizing that it is much more urgent for all of us to begin moving toward a Post-Oil Future.

Well, I’ve been waiting for a chance to share THIS true story I recently heard from a neighbor of Dana’s, who ran into him at the liquor store a couple years ago.  You Republicans and fiscal conservatives should like this.  After ranting at my friend for a few minutes about immigrants and the Great Global Warming Hoax, he blurted this out, apropros of nothing:

“You know the greatest thing about being a public servant?  The pension!” (Dana Rohrabacher, R-Huntington Beach)

So what do you say, surfers, lovers of the ocean, Republicans, conservatives, and everyone else in this district – Let’s get Dana his pension!

[audio:http://orangejuiceblog.com/music/debbiecook.mp3]


About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.