in NYC! Ban people that question his choices in NYC! Billionaire
Bloombust came to LA town to visit the LA Mayor who is dumping his
wife of years and years! They stood tall (actually short) together
for the photo ops! Bloomberg praised the work of Governor Arnold
and said they were “Twins!”….like Danny DeVito was before him!
Yes, Mega-Liberal….I got mine Bloomberg minced around the mulberry
bush….about running…not running for President. Of course he did
happen to drop a couple of well thought out clues: (1) I’m changing
my party affiliation to Independent (Not disclosed) and (2) I plan
on being Mayor of NYC for 926 more days! With his fat wallet bulging
Bloomberg paraded around the Parisless Press and Media Wonks
“suggesting” that “yes, of course!” he could fund his own run for
President without any help ….from anyone!
Meanwhile, Ralph Nader faints on the spot. Drooling all over the
place Ralph and Antonio V….wishing for the good fairy to come
down and bless them in future runs for office…..Mikey “B” comes
on with his “come heather stare”!
Besides this side show….Freddy D. Thompson….cranks up his poll
numbers to edge the Rudy G by 1. 28% to 27%….just like that…and
Fred hasn’t even filed papers yet! The Freudian slip came when
Freddy says..he will be waiting until July 4th or Labor Day…
whatever comes first! Yuk, Yuk…..”I’m proud to be a country boy!”
as John Denver rolls over in his Cessna grave! Ya really think
that “Watergate” Fred and “Watergate” “Whitewater” Hillary will face
off in January of ’08?
So what about our man Rudy G? He puts out a 12 point program on all
his positions…and the major media says: Null! Should we say that
Major Media is freaking out. As long as Rudy G..has the lead….they
have nothing to bleed. Old wives and cross dressing are hardly heart
stoppers in the Presidential race! What about Freddy D.’s sell out
to McCain-Feingold….that should be worth about a high of 15% in the
polls after everyone finds out.
Let’s put this way…..this silly 10 candidates a side “American Idol”
swimsuit competition is a total joke. When are we going to see the
whites of their eyes? Probably not until after February 2008! In the
meantime, Hillary and the Liberal Establishment can just blow smoke up
the skirt of Michael Bloomberg….and tell him how wonderful his SO
Independent run for President will be! Can’t wait to hear his Amnesty
program! Should be a dozzie! (Actually…should be spelled: Dueszie!)
HAHAHAHAHA! I obiously don’t agree with everything you say. I’m still looking for this so-called “iberal establishment”. However, I must give you two high marks for such FABULOUS COMEDIC GENIUS!!! Now it is kinda easy to lampoon some of the LAMEST candidates to ever run for President (which pretty much describes the entire GOP field in 2008). But my goodness, you have me LMAO!! Thanks for the morning giggles. ; )
Andy,
It didn’t take long for the new
poll to come out that says: Hillary
at 43%, Rudy G at 29% and Bloom or
bust at 16%! This is such an obvious move to rip votes from
Rudy……cause doubt..should we
say? Let’s put it this way:
The Mayor of San Francisco in
Dirty Harry 1 – looks too much
like Michael Bloomberg to be a
coincidence! Funnier than a broken
crutch, but then you already knew
that!
Ron and Anna,
Hasn’t Bloomberg’s gun stance been the same as Giuliani? Why is it ok to look the other way on Giuliani’s gun stance but not ok with Bloomberg. Just pointing out a major inconsistency in your argument. Then again, the Reps are knows for their inconsistencies, just ask Romney.
Your Friend,
Claudio