Joe the Quack Doctor Chases Dr. Moreno, Waddles into Anaheim Council Race


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Anaheim has posted its Mayoral and City Council roster — and sure enough, Joe “The Quack Doctor” Moreno has shifted races to follow Anaheim City School Board President and actual Ph.D. Dr. Jose F. Moreno from the School Board race into the City Council race, the better to sow confusion.  (If you can’t win straight, I guess, win crooked!)

Anaheim Mayor & Council Candidate List 2014 with Duck

Artist’s conception of the Quack Doctor, mildly staining the list of Anaheim municipal candidates.

Some of you informed readers have spoken to me on numerous occasions about Quack Doctor Joe’s chortling, in unguarded moments, about how he could use his sharing a name with his better known and far more qualified antagonist to ride into public office — which, for some reason, hasn’t happened yet — or at least impede the civic-minded Dr. Jose F. Moreno’s success.  I will be contacting you for interviews.

Fortune has smiled on the Actual Doctor, in that he has been designated with the number 1 next to his name for ballot purposes.  The Quack Doctor posing as Jose Moreno — note that he even dropped the nickname “Joe” that he has used in previous races and originally planned to use in the School Board race! — has been designated as #2.  No further comment on that.

Let’s look at the ballot statements while we’re here.  For Mayor, I know that there are special rules for using the word “Retired,” which I have not memorized, but I think that Dennis Fitzgerald complies with them here.  Lorri Galloway’s “Abused Children Executive” is iffy, as I’m not sure that this is an actual job title.  I’d have advised her to go with something more clearly legit, like “Children’s Nonprofit Executive.”  Lucille Kring will, if I recall the rules correctly, probably end up in court, because mixing your title as an elected official with other jobs is forbidden.  To see how it’s done correctly, see Tom Tait’s descrption, which cites his Mayoral position without mentioning his heading a corporation maybe 1000 times larger than whatever Kring claims to run.  (Maybe Council candidate Doug Pettibone can get some good press by working up the challenge.)

For Council, let’s start with the Republican frontrunners.  Gail Eastman falls into the same trap as Kring, while Kris Murray — the candidate that the Kleptocracy actually cares about — got the right advice.  Doug Pettibone goes with the perfectly solid “Anaheim Businessman/Attorney” — possibly especially attractive given the lawless Council majority — while James Vanderbilt takes home the gold with “Educator/Army Captain.”

For the reason mentioned above, Dr. Moreno might hit a bump and lose “Professor” off of his ballot statement –but even if that happens his current elected position is good enough as it is.  Quack Moreno is a “County Eligibility Technician” — which reminds me, does his employer think that he’s clear this time so far as the Hatch Act goes?  I seem to remember others at COSSA getting some flack over this — and of course Joe the Quacker was himself required to withdraw from the 2012 Assembly race against Tom Daly once his prime mission of knocking Julio Perez out of the runoff had been accomplished. Someone ought to ask them.

Of the remaining pair, Donna Acevedo is a “Property Manager.”  And Jerry O’Keefe goes minimalist with “Business Owner” — which can be one word under the rules, which would have allowed him to add a slash and two extra words, like “/Long Shot.”  (He should have gone with “Retired Anaheim Policeman” if the rules allowed it — which I will look up perhaps tomorrow, or at least sometime before voting begins.)

It actually looks like a pretty interesting field.  Let the games begin!


About Greg Diamond

Prolix worker's rights and government accountability attorney and General Counsel of CATER. His anti-corruption work in Anaheim infuriated the Building Trades and Teamsters in spring 2014, leading them to work with the Democratic Party of Orange County Chair and other co-conspirators (who had long detested the internal oversight his presence provided) to remove him from the position of DPOC North Vice Chair of in violation of party rules and any semblance of due process. He also runs for office sometimes. Unless otherwise specifically stated, none of his writings prior to that lawless putsch ever spoke for the Democratic Party at the local, county, state, national, or galactic level. He tries to either suppress or openly acknowledge his partisan, issue, ideological, and "good government" biases in most of his writing here. If you have a question about any particular writing, just ask him about it and (unless you are an pseudonymous troll) he will probably answer you at painful length. He lives in Beautiful Bountiful Brea, but while he may brag about it he generally doesn't blog about it. A family member works as a campaign treasurer for candidates including Wendy Gabriella in AD-73; he doesn't directly profit from that relatively small compensation and it doesn't affect his coverage. He does advise some campaigns informally and (except where noted) without compensation.