Eight is enough! No Pun intended!

United States Senator Larry Craig has ongoing problems.
Trying to save his pension enhancements….he was reluctant
to step down after being busted by an undercover cop in a
Minnesota airport men’s room. He pleaded guilty to Disorderly
Conduct and when it came out in the press…..he denied it
firstly and then asked a judge to re-cast his pleading to
“Not-Guilty”…after the fact and after he had paid his fine.
Hey…Craig walked around for five minutes looking inside
the other guys stall…before he sat down in the next stall
and waved his hand under the separation. Sounds normal for
most people – at least those soliciting gay sex! But then
we are not that knowledgeable on the subject..so who knows?

Fast forward to today. Eight more allegations of “Gay Sex”
or “Gay Asking” for sex have come forward. These eight guys
…evidently had approached Craig and said: “How much are you
willing to pay – for me not to reveal this?” This is pure
supposition of course…but come on folks….people don’t want
to (no pun intended) “expose themselves” to ridicule or gay
sex with a (no pun intended) “sitting”…US Senator…would
they; unless they could make a buck or two on the deal.

Evidently, Craig along with poor judgement is also very cheap.
He probably has grand kids, a wife, children and assorted other
relatives that need government jobs too! So, Craig let his
basic hubris get the best of him and told these people to:
“Bring it on!” No pun intended of course! So, Craig who had
decided not to resign and finish off his Senatorial term until
next year….is facing a long 14 months! Hopefully, he will
allow….the Governor of Idaho, Butch Otter (no pun intended)
to select a suitable replacement for Craig..before he finishes
his term of office. But we can only hope! Why does “Hand caught
in the Big Cookie Jar!” come to mind? No pun intended!