“Average Joe” assaulted, arrested, held on $125K bail… more to come!


If you drive up or down Euclid near Crescent in Anaheim, over the last few months, you’ve probably seen “Average Joe.” “avgjoewyoming” he calls himself on Instagram because the 40-year old spent a lot of time in Wyoming. Turns out his real name is Joseph Ontiveros, and you may have seen him on the corner in his big cowboy hat (which he won riding a bull in Wyoming,) waving a hybrid US/Mexican flag and sporting a teeshirt reading “FUCK ICE.” And also, right, a WHISTLE – to alert folks to ICE’s presence.

Most of us love him. Joe “does everything,” the local anti-ICE activists attest – “community watch, protest, marches, and town meetings.” He’s got this great attitude that cheers everybody most of us up during these dark times. Here’s a nice little interview with him:


Except, of course, there are those who drive by, who do not AGREE with “Fuck ICE,” and they occasionally pull over to try to make trouble for Joe. Sometimes those folks get violent, like a woman last week who came by and threatened him with a baseball bat. But eventually she left. 

But a little after that, an older man – bigger than Joe who as you can see is not that big – came by and pushed him. I don’t have video of all this, just going by what people tell me – but I heard the old guy pushed Joe and Joe punched him back, and the old guy left. 

I think it was Tuesday, a couple of days after the incident, that the APD came and arrested Joe for assault, but soon let him go – because the old guy 1) had started it, and 2) wasn’t pressing charges. Here, Joe wonders and hopes, that with all the cameras around that area, there oughtta be some footage that exonerates him, backs up his story…

But then, two days later – last Thursday, February 5, the cops came and arrested Joe again. The old guy HAD decided to press charges. And Joe told the police as they led him away, in that case he ALSO wanted to press charges. 

But here’s where it gets railroad-y: Average Joe is being held on $125,000 bail, which seems hell of excessive. How is THAT being justified? Well, his arraignment is tomorrow morning as I write – bright and early Monday morning, and the Orange Juice Blog will be there, with bells and whistles, to let you know what happens, and how soon Average Joe can be back on the street, standing up for the oppressed immigrant!

To be continued, and meanwhile if you get hungry, grab some food at Los Shakas on East St and Cypress – tell “Ortiz” and his tall blond wife Veronica that Average Joe – no, tell him that Vern and the Anaheim Democrats sent you!

The GoFundMe Page

(Joe & his wife & dogs are not wealthy.)

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.