Joe Biden Should Resign on Nov. 20, 11 a.m.

I believe that Joe Biden was a very good President and a very good man. And yet I would like him to resign in less than two weeks. Here’s why.

One of the most affecting stories I read (or heard, I don’t recall) in the days leading up to the election involved a little girl who was very interested in the history of Presidents. (I’m going to paraphrase this from memory for now, and perhaps correct it later if I can find it again.) She had one of those sets with the plastic figures of the Presidents from Washington (if it was like the one I used to have, he was wearing yellow breeches) to whomever. She took her father over to the set and asked him: “where are all of the woman Presidents?”

And he told her that we had never had a woman serving as President. She was confused, then aghast. And then, one can suppose, dispirited, diminished, and less ambitious to serve as men’s equal.

Many of us thought that we were going to get one this time around, but we didn’t. But we can still get one if Biden steps aside and let’s her take over this job, much like she did the last one. It’s all on him, because it may be a long time before a party nominates a woman again (and when one does, it will probably be the Republicans, who can afford to traduce traditions when it helps them.)

If Biden steps aside, and Justice Ketanji Brown is there to swear Harris in, she should immediately appoint him as her Vice-President (giving him the record for longest service in that position, if anyone but us geeks cares), and the still-Democratic-led Congress should approve him. It will then be Biden’s, rather than Harris’s, solemn duty to preside over the Electoral Count on January 6, 2025. He would handle it with dignity and grace.

Why November 20, 2024, at 11 a.m.? Because it is exactly 61 days and one hour before January 20, 2025, at noon, when Trump again is inaugurated. And that, in turn, is exactly — to the minute! — twice the time that the President with the shortest ever tenure in Presidential office. (We don’t count “Acting Presidents” serving during colonoscopies and such against the reign of the current President. Our 9th President, William Henry Harrison, spoke for way too long in inclement weather without protection from it — and he got sick and died 30 days, 12 hours, and 30 minutes after he was sworn into office. So this is as good a time as any.

Either as Harris’s Vice-President or as her Presidential enjoy, Biden should then go to Palestine, hopefully not getting killed in the process, and talk real sense into the Israeli people, without whose Prime Minister’s interventions Harris would likely have won, and talk to Palestinian leaders and citizens in the West Bank as well, going wherever he damn well chooses. If they refuse to take him somewhere, he can flat out demand it and make a stink — and if requires parking an American warship in a Gaza dock then so be it. He needs to demonstrate that while our relationship with Israel may change for the better under Trump — although, frankly, they shouldn’t count on it — it will definitely change for the worst under the next Democratic President if they try to block Harris’s enjoy from getting the facts in the region. He can do this from around Thanksgiving until it’s time to get back home in time for the January 6 count.

I trust Biden to work through the details. And I trust the makers of those plastic halls of Presidents to show future children and adults alike that the two President in between Trump’s first term and his last look chaotic because this was a chaotic time — and that Biden and Harris were willing to act, in wholly legal ways, as “disrupters” at a time we needed to document the havoc that was underway as the United States of America reached its 250th anniversary.

Thus we would have our woman President — at least for two months — and anyone who doesn’t like it can just piss off.

A modest proposal from Greg.

About Greg Diamond

Somewhat verbose attorney, semi-disabled and semi-retired, residing in northwest Brea. Occasionally ran for office against jerks who otherwise would have gonr unopposed. Got 45% of the vote against Bob Huff for State Senate in 2012; Josh Newman then won the seat in 2016. In 2014 became the first attorney to challenge OCDA Tony Rackauckas since 2002; Todd Spitzer then won that seat in 2018. Every time he's run against some rotten incumbent, the *next* person to challenge them wins! He's OK with that. Corrupt party hacks hate him. He's OK with that too. He does advise some local campaigns informally and (so far) without compensation. (If that last bit changes, he will declare the interest.) His daughter is a professional campaign treasurer. He doesn't usually know whom she and her firm represent. Whether they do so never influences his endorsements or coverage. (He does have his own strong opinions.) But when he does check campaign finance forms, he is often happily surprised to learn that good candidates he respects often DO hire her firm. (Maybe bad ones are scared off by his relationship with her, but they needn't be.)