Flip the Ticket! A Harris/Biden Ticket Could Win!

[I recognize that I’ve given away my plan for what should happen in the title. Just pretend that you didn’t read it until you get down to point #3.]

1. Don’t Pretend Biden Didn’t Screw Himself at the Debate

Note: This will become a separate post, because rewatching the entire Biden-Trump debate minute-by-minutes is draining even in the best of times. Maybe by this weekend? Basic story is that the timeline that everyone’s been repeating about Biden’s crash and burn in the debate is largely wrong, and the worst pictures from the beginning come from his reactions to Trump’s lying. And having once been a strong advocate of the “he had a bad cold” hypothesis, I’m now moving towards the view that he was essentially suffering from having the weight of the world on his shoulders crushing him when he made a terrible gaffe and Trumps capitalized on it. But we’ll get to that elsewhere.

2. We Live in Cruel, Unforgiving, Death-by-Meme-Ridicule Culture

Yeah, you’re going to love this one too — as I track the memes being used against Biden and the memes that (somewhat shockingly) are not being used — and we’ll get into a House of the Baskervilles discussion of “the meme that did not bark,” and explore why that is and what it portends. But it’s too much research to do for today’s piece. Stay tuned — this may also be its own piece, or may be conjoined to the first one above but for now we have to get to today’s feature. Here it comes!

3. Harris for President, Biden for VP: Honorable Semi-Retirement!

No one has ever served more than two terms as Vice President. Joe Biden is generally considered (by non-MAGA Republicans) to have done a strong job as Barack Obama’s Vice-President. He was a wise and supportive partner who gave his President the spotlight and the credit; Obama would not likely have been the President he was without Biden’s occasional guidance and unwavering support.

He did that for Obama; he can still do it once more for Harris. And people are not going to give a feathered damn about how old the Vice-President is — especially when he had had the best Democratic term since LBJ. but without all that messy Vietnam War stuff. Harris-Biden would not be a “co-Presidency”– the President would still be in charge — but it marshals each of their strengths and joins their appeals to different demographics. Blacks and women will largely be thrilled; the elderly will be happy about the father-daughter vibe that they’ll have as he beams at her accomplishments; and she is so well positioned to address Donald Trump as “you rapist” that I doubt he’ll agree to a debate. And she will be well-placed to emasculate him with a smile, calling him a chicken as well as a felon.

We’ve already seen what Trump can do with a female opponent. But Hillary, whatever her positives, was not a good wholesale campaigner and was completely unprepared for this (admitted unprecedented in the Televised Debates era) era. Kamala can shake her pretty head and laugh at him — and people will get the joke. It’s unfair that relative youth and beauty are as big of an advantage as they are — but Democrats might as well take advantage of it!

Kamala — who has been studying under Biden for four years now — will also be better and calling him a felon and rubbing his bronzed nose into his own copious feces. She would not have the “old man shouts as cloud” mien that Biden had — even when he was absolutely right — but Harris will be well-placed to play the dozens with the stinking old fart monster.

Trump does not like this prospective match-up, which is evident on the nastiest memes not appearing yet (they’re likely saving them until after Labor Day) and some Republicans actually arguing that the Democrats would be positively disrespectful by dumping Biden. And, indeed, if Biden were completely off of the ticket, there might be a problem. But with his being Vice-President — essentially “President Emeritus” — Biden will not only have a great time but also be visibly thrilled with pride as his “daughter” following in his footsteps.

I haven’t heard anyone talking about this possibility in the past week — and I actually came up with this and started writing friends about it by Saturday — but I think that its charms readily become apparent. And I also think that Biden, with the pressure off, will be able to clean J.D. Vance’s (or whoever’s) clock on the VP debate. And if Trump counterprograms by choosing a female VP — well, I’m sure that Joe and Kamala with both have a lot of pointed questions for them.

If you disagree — everyone but Neshanian, who’s benched on this one — you’re welcome to comment. If you agree, spread the word, including on social media!

P.S. Yes, there’s still the Israel-Palestine problem that may well cost this ticket Michigan. But my hope is that the more Trump climbs into Netanyahu’s pocket, the more young people, Muslims, and Palestine supporters will realize that it will be easier to bring their views to Harris than to would-be-King Trump.

About Greg Diamond

Somewhat verbose attorney, semi-disabled and semi-retired, residing in northwest Brea. Occasionally ran for office against jerks who otherwise would have gonr unopposed. Got 45% of the vote against Bob Huff for State Senate in 2012; Josh Newman then won the seat in 2016. In 2014 became the first attorney to challenge OCDA Tony Rackauckas since 2002; Todd Spitzer then won that seat in 2018. Every time he's run against some rotten incumbent, the *next* person to challenge them wins! He's OK with that. Corrupt party hacks hate him. He's OK with that too. He does advise some local campaigns informally and (so far) without compensation. (If that last bit changes, he will declare the interest.) His daughter is a professional campaign treasurer. He doesn't usually know whom she and her firm represent. Whether they do so never influences his endorsements or coverage. (He does have his own strong opinions.) But when he does check campaign finance forms, he is often happily surprised to learn that good candidates he respects often DO hire her firm. (Maybe bad ones are scared off by his relationship with her, but they needn't be.)