Recovery Road Workshops this month: “Let’s flood the streets with NARCAN!”

I guess it comes down to your own personal view of the value of human life, of whether or not every human life* is worth saving. What I know is local politicians, and one extreme is our OC District Attorney Todd Spitzer, who notoriously discouraged the Board of Supervisors from distributing Narcan, opining that addicts “should be figuring out how not to use heroin. Not…how to use heroin, and then have somebody come rescue them.”

At the other end of the spectrum is former Anaheim Councilman Jose Moreno who observed to Recovery Road founder Robin Rush on a riverbed stroll, “You can’t get clean if you’re dead.”

I assume you probably know and agree, MANY valuable and productive and brilliant people, and even just nice and worthwhile people, have abused drugs. And it’s a really good feeling, to save their lives. And now you can and it’s easier than ever.

You know about FENTANYL.

If you watched the news in the last few years, you’ve heard all about the synthetic opiate fentanyl. Used to be, you’d see or hear about somebody overdosing on heroin every once in a while. Now, with fentanyl in the picture, overdoses are epidemic, increasing geometrically every year. It’s now the LEADING cause of death for kids under 17 (in California, and OC; it’s guns in some other places.) 150 accidental overdoses in OC in 2021, and last year was probably double that.

Some people take fentanyl on purpose, and OD because there’s like zero quality control, the stuff is so sticky and awkward to work with. The comparison is made with chocolate chip cookies – it’s really hard for manufacturers to control whether you’re gonna get four or twenty of the little bastards in your cookie.

And most people don’t MEAN to take fentanyl. Their heroin or speed or coke or even pot is spiked with it – sometimes on purpose by unscrupulous dealers who want to make their product more addictive, or sometimes accidentally because the stuff seeps through packaging.

At this point, it’s safest to assume that any drug you don’t get from a pharmacy is liable to have some fentanyl in it. So, just like the media says, we got a plague going on.

Let’s Flood the Streets With Narcan!

Narcan is the brand name for the nasal spray version of naloxone, a very easy and convenient way to combat overdoses for a period of 20 to 90 minutes while waiting for 911 help to arrive. During the overdose, too many of the receptors in the victim’s brain are crowded with opioids. (Whether heroin, fentanyl or other.) Naloxone is stronger, and it pulls that opioid off those receptors and takes its place (for 20 to 90 minutes.)

Like so many BOUNCERS supplanting so many MENACING DOUCHEBAGS. Hence, workshop presenter Greg Felix likes to say, “I want to flood the streets with Narcan the way the dealers are flooding the streets with Fentanyl.”

There is a law, AB 635, that allows you to administer Narcan to someone you have reason to believe is overdosing. There is a Good Samaritan Law that protects you and the victim from any prosecution for anything either of you might have on you. There is a law, AB 635, that allows Recovery Road to give out Narcan and conduct training in its use – and they’re just about the only ones doing it in the OC. I went to two of those trainings, because after the first one I was fascinated and decided to take notes and write about it.

I was both relieved and disappointed that it wasn’t anything like slamming adrenaline into Uma Thurman’s heart.

THAT was actually a figment of Tarantino’s fevered cinematic imagination. Nobody slams adrenaline into somebody’s heart. The handy vials of Narcan are squirted up a person’s nostril, very easily. Like I said, that’ll wake em back up for 20 to 90 minutes, while you immediately call 911 and wait for help (and try to get the newly alert victim to stay put.) After the 20 to 90 minutes the opiates could start to take back over and you can administer a second dose in the other nostril.

But I’m not going to tell you everything here, you need to go to a Recovery Road training, and they are actually short, riveting, and not at all boring. As I write in the middle of June, here’s the schedule going forward thru June and July:

At Recovery Road, 2370 E. Orangethorpe Road, Anaheim (near Placentia Blvd)

  • Every Monday at 5
  • Every Thursday at 6

and at the 202, 202 Broadway at Lemon (Jo Ann Burdick’s old dance studio)

  • Friday June 16 & 30, at 2pm
  • Friday July 7 & 21, at 2pm

*Every human life, that is, except, perhaps, Donald Trump.

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.