Fingal savages the Honorable Judge David Carter.




Judge David O. Carter’s position and involvement in the homeless issue may exhibit character, but in his processes and decisions lack even traces of intelligence.

The Judge waded into the homeless pond without a second thought of the depth of the water, unable to swim and unwilling to learn how to swim.

The person that I see in the court is without a doubt the most ignorant ineffective administrator alive on the planet; also without a doubt he an idiot and idiot of the 33rd degree and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the missing link.

It puzzles me to make out how the same mind could construct the knowledgeable words in court while his actions are so incongruous. Puzzles fret me, puzzles annoy me, puzzles exasperate me; and always for a moment they arouse in me an unkind state of mind toward a person that has puzzled me.

A day, a week, a month from now my resentment will not fade. But in that resentment I will pray for the judge.  No, not really – as I have to spend all my time praying for the lives of the homeless people left on the streets to die.  But while there is still time I’d like to see the judge take a dose of his own processes involving the poor, sick and needy.

The Judge needs to go stay in Bridges at Kraemer or the Court Yard for a week; these places are where obscure strains of bacteria go for their vacations. I can’t say whether the bodily fluids are part of the original design or the natural consequences of unkempt and under serviced individuals.

Have you noticed the lovely murals on the walls at the Court Yard? Oh wait, there are no walls. Note the double pane windows for a secure environment.  Oh, sorry, there are none. Stay warm on a cold night with your blanket as there is no heat. Stay hydrated on the hot days as there is nary a breeze.

I’m sure my anger is of no concern to the judge, but perhaps still, extending at least some of the lives of many homeless people, the sick, the poor and the needy could be his service to mankind. Of course it is too late for the 100s of homeless people that have died since he took the unbridled reins and left them… unbridled!

“Thank you” he has repeated time and again to the city and county representatives that have done nothing. Thanks for nothing while the people die on the streets. Praise be to the cities and county that have done nothing! Praise be to the people that come into the court and lie on a bi weekly basis!

It has been over 6 months since the eviction from the River Bed and the days are measured in the deaths on the street. The problems have increased, enforcement has increased, the reactionary movement of NIMBY fanatics calling for the death of the homeless people stands out in daily rants on various web sites. And the Board of Supervisors laughs behind the Judge’s back… but then it would take a back bone to have a back and this Judge lacks that. He is all weak front, just a front and nothing more, all words and nothing more… or so it seems so far.

“Housing now for the homeless” he cries. He did cry this from the very beginning of his ineffective administration of the failing homeless agendas.  As the cities bustle with the construction of thousands of top tier apartments and Condos opening on a daily basis there’s still nothing for the thousands of suffering people on the streets.

I reiterate honorable Judge: that this is the murder by open neglect of homeless people in numbers that reach 1 per day in the summer months and ask, beg for respite.

It was during the My Lai massacre that a brave American pilot Hugh Clowers Thompson Jr landed between the murderous Calley’s platoon saving many innocent men, women and children from certain death on that fateful day in Vietnam infamy. Who will stand up and stop these days, months and years of massacre that will live in Orange County infamy!

Certainly not the Judge that we know, the judge we have heard repeat the same BS, lavishing the same praise week after week for the worthless intentions of political hacks.

Final thought: The judge could put facts to process, words to action, accept no excuses, believe no lies and in doing so might, could, perhaps, land his helicopter between the murderous political forces, point his legal guns in their faces and force the issue to a reasonable solution based on federal, state and county standards laid down decades ago. And in doing so he could possibly disassociate himself with the murderous political insanity and the eternal damnation which homeless assassins have so remorselessly earned and do so richly deserve.

Adieu, adieu, adieu!
Fingal O’Flahertie
With special thanks to Mark Twain

[EDITOR’S NOTE:  The OJ Blog will be reporting, as usual, from tomorrow’s Carterpalooza – this one in the wake of the 9th Circuit’s ruling against criminalizing sleeping in public when there’s no beds available.  Let’s see if THIS TIME FINALLY the good Judge’s bite matches his bark when it comes to the feckless OC politicians who will once again be lining up before him. – Vern]

About Fingal O'Flahertie

Fingal is an Orange County resident/entrepreneur, sometimes world traveler and man about the house.