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Yes, we all know of the news by now of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s marital indiscretions leading to a secret love child. The scandal has grown to a level of proportion that the former politician has decided to put his Hollywood comeback on hold. Before Schwarzenegger lays low for awhile before taking to the silver screen once more, why not do as the film industry does all too often with its lack of creativity…shoot remakes of old Arnie classics with the new context in mind?
Here a list compiled to help out the actor in that cause:
*Kindergarten Pop
*Sperminator 2: Judgment Day
*Conan the Marriage Destroyer
*Juggle All the Way
*Impregnator 3: Rise of the Genes
And some movie titles need no toying with whatsoever:
* Junior!
* Twins
* Collateral Damage
* True Lies
The orginal Terminator and Predator were great action movies. Commando is sort of a cult film, so far over the top….that it is even good.
No, Arnold has had his day……….but it had to end sometime!
Don’t you think it’s pretty sad that this married maid lets Arnold bang her in the home of the woman who hired her? Talk about sloppy seconds!