Too funny! The California Republican Party has announced plans to buy new voters, since no one wants to willingly join their racist, anti-gay organization. Here is an excerpt from a press release they issued today, on April Fool’s Day of course.
Citing the opportunities presented by increasing numbers of voters identifying as Republicans, the California Republican Party is today announcing an increase in the bounty paid to volunteer organizations and county Republican committees for registering new Republican voters in California.
The California Republican Party’s voter registration programs have already registered over 100,000 new Republicans in the last few months. To press our advantage, the bounty paid to participating groups for valid, new Republican registrations is being raised to $5 per registration, from the present $3, in the month of April.
Republican volunteer groups, county committees, and Republican candidate campaigns may learn more and apply to participate in the program by visiting the CRP’s dedicated voter registration site.
Maybe they can spend some money buying lap dances for new voters? That ought to do the trick!
So the dem’s must be racist and anti-gay too then -since the two parties pull the same crap..
And since i am an independent are we racist and anti-gay too??
The reason people join the Dems – they want the government to look after everyone
The reason people join Republican’s, they want to look after themselves.
But since the Republicans are more like the dems, your right us winners would not be caught dead with them right now. But if i had a choice of the losers party and a party that has lost their way – well i guess i would be a Republican..
But really only time will tell, just how many losers in this country wants to be nannied!
By the way – republicans can cut out their come-bi-ah crap – they will kick butt in 2010
elections.
This i will bet on – i tend to think that there are way more winners in this country than losers!
i love the left wing nut job on this site . your racist if your a rep and dont support illegal immigration . your a hater if you belive in true marriage . so lets join the dem party and be a party of hand outs ,nanny state , let gov run our life , open bordes , yes that is real change you can belive in . wait till nov THE REAL CHANGE WILL START .