SEIU Cancels Christmas

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In case you missed it, Christmas as we knew it is over.  The elves union, SEIU (Santa’s Elves for Independence Union), has ousted Santa in a hostile takeover.  In a recent interview, the SEIU leader, Andy, announced that a panel of elves is now overseeing the holiday formerly known as “Christmas”, as well as North Pole toy-making operations.  The SEIU will be focusing on “green jobs” and charging “a small fee for deliveries to cover … wages, housing, and health insurance”.  There is no information available on whether ACORN intends to open a North Pole operation.

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