In case you missed it, Christmas as we knew it is over. The elves union, SEIU (Santa’s Elves for Independence Union), has ousted Santa in a hostile takeover. In a recent interview, the SEIU leader, Andy, announced that a panel of elves is now overseeing the holiday formerly known as “Christmas”, as well as North Pole toy-making operations. The SEIU will be focusing on “green jobs” and charging “a small fee for deliveries to cover … wages, housing, and health insurance”. There is no information available on whether ACORN intends to open a North Pole operation.
