I’ve got a bad feeling about this, Art, but… Introducing PHOBIUS!

So… well, OK, Long Story Short. At our weekly Orange Juice staff meeting yesterday it kept coming up how, despite the fact that Proposition 8 is SO important to the California Republican Party, we don’t really have a pro-Prop 8 blogger.  We do have plenty of Republicans but none of them seem to be particularly anti-gay; and Larry Gilbert, who had made some sort of noise about being a spokesman for this initiative, seems to have backed off, maybe sensing it’s a … well, I don’t want to call it a sinking ship because I do not want to suggest that my Juice-Brother Larry is a rat.

So … you know, me and my big mouth,  I mentioned this guy I went to college with, who is a very good writer but seems to really have a hangup about homosexuals, I can’t say why.  I haven’t kept up with him much, though I do know he is my age (48), never married, no kids, still lives with his mother, dresses very sharply, and really seems to feel that homosexuality is some great existential threat to him personally.  And damned if Art (and others) didn’t pipe up:  “Great!  Get him on board!  Anything for a good debate.”

So, with sorrow and great trepidation, I give you … PHOBIUS.

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.