HELLO! To our thousands of visitors that come each election season.
Check it out.
You have clicked on JUNE’s Election Guide.
What you need, if you’re planning to vote this Fall, is THIS:
John and Ken’s One and Only 2010 Election Guide.
(click on it. Click, click. That’s right.)
Garden Grove activist John Goodman particularly agrees with my emphasis on passing Proposition 15 for Fair Elections; and I’m sure my friend Ken Arnold, who is bravely running against Congressman Dana Rohrabacher this year, appreciates my primary endorsement of him, and probably agrees with most of my other choices here. Therefore I dedicate this post to them, John and Ken – their very own June 2010 Election Guide!
(I’ll be skipping uncontested primaries here – which also means all third-party primaries. And remember you independent Decline to States can request either a Democratic or Republican “crossover ballot” if you want to vote in a party primary.)
Governor
Dems: We all know Gov. Moonbeam will win, so I just had fun and wrote in Ariana Huffington.
Reeps: Damn – they both suck badly. I’m sorry I can’t help you here.
Lieutenant Governor
Dems: Gavin Newsom. Brilliant, tireless & erratic fighter for justice.
Reeps: Aanestad. More honest, AND Republican, than Maldonado. And don’t we ALL want to send Abel back to his farm?
Dem. Attorney General
Lots of good ones here, but Pedro Nava is the best!
Dem. Insurance Commissioner
As Hector and Dave are equally great, us Orange Countians should show some loyalty to Hector De La Torre for all the help he gave us stopping the sale of our Fairgrounds.
Senator
Dems: Of course B-Box will take the primary without breaking a sweat, so I wrote in Warren Beatty in appreciation of his creation Senator Jay Billingston Bulworth.
Reeps: HA HA Local boy Chuck DeVore. The least Demon-Sheepish.
Congressional Primaries
R, 44th District: My friend, honest Christian Conservative Chris Riggs, over King of Corruption Ken Calvert. Come on, South County Republicans, show a little dignity!
R, 42nd District: Why don’t you Republicans who know how corrupt and RINO-ish Gary Miller is, unite around just ONE of his challengers, Lee McGroarty – the one who hasn’t jumped on the anti-Mexican bandwagon (Liberatore) and who wasn’t put up to this run by Gary himself to ensure Gary’s victory (Su)?
R, 47th District: I’ll go ahead and endorse the lame Van Tran, just to make sure the racist foe-of-democracy Tan Nguyen doesn’t get it. (“It” being the high honor of getting trounced by Loretta again.)
Dem, 46th District: OJ friend & DFA anti-war activist Ken Arnold (to whom this post is partly dedicated) is facing a lame challenger, so remember – Yes We Ken!
Assembly Primaries
Dem, 70th District: The Fabulous Melissa Fox! She can win – and the other guy…well, I won’t be mean to him, but he’s had his chance – twice.
Dem, 68th District: OJ friend Phu Nguyen! His challenger, for Christ’s sake, has just married a famous Trannie, pretty much putting an end to his charade of not being a Trannie plant.
R, 70th District: OJ friend Dr. Steven Choi really does seem like a nice guy and the lesser evil when you look at HIS challengers.
R, 68th District: Long-shot Dr. Long Pham – because any day you can vote against Minuteman Mayor Allan Mansoor is a good day.
Here Come the Judges
Office no. 16 – Gerald Klein seems much more fair, experiened and trustworthy than Manssourian.
Office no. 50 – I hear from trusted sources that both Lon Hurwitz and Julian Bailey are very good candidates, so flip a coin.
For the uncontested seats I wrote in Erwin Chemerinsky.
Superintendent of Public Instruction
Tom Torlakson, great experience, great state senator, great website.
County Offices
Member County Board of Ed. Trustee area 2 – David L Boyd. Because his opponent is a raging fanatic gaybasher.
Supervisor 4th District – holding a lonely torch for Rose Espinoza, the serious progressive choice.
Supervisor 2nd District – write in Jill Hardy, just to get in the habit for 2014 baby!
Assessor – incumbent Webster Guillory. This one was tough. Even though he’s been somewhat incompetent and wasteful in office (though nowhere NEAR the degree of Public Administrator John Williams) he will probably do better after his recent investigation, and the guy running against him is a total goofball who would be worse.
County Clerk-Recorder – OJ friend Hugh Nguyen. It’s been documented here long enough that incumbent Tom Daly has been in office long enough and wasted too much taxpayer money. Yes I know I’m picking a Republian over a Democrat. This is one of those competence/honesty/nonideological things.
Public Administrator – either Republican Colleen Callahan or Democrat Kevin Vann will be great. I hope you read my blockbuster article on why incumbent John Williams has to go. As long as enough of you vote for Colleen or Kevin and keep Williams down under 50%, we can beat him in November and save taxpayers millions a year in total waste in incompetence.
MOST IMPORTANT – Sheriff: Incumbent Sandra Hutchens. She has done a fine job cleaning up the department after Mike Carona, but more importantly she’s the best way to keep Bill Hunt from turning the OC into an anti-immigrant police state like his buddy Arpaio’s Arizona! (Only slight exaggeration there for dramatic effect.) Let’s unite behind Hutchens June 8 so we don’t have to worry about Hunt again in November, okay?
Treasurer – Shari Freidenrich. Like all the candidates, she’s a Republican, but she’s honest and competent, and that’s all we need in a Treasurer right? Plus she’s from HB, and my pals Debbie Cook, Joe Shaw and Jill Hardy have all endorsed her.
AND THE PROPOSITIONS!
Prop 13 – Yes! Nobody can find anything wrong with this – tax breaks for earthquake retrofits, why not?
Prop 14 – No! sounds good at first, but it’s going to be bad for: Third Parties, progressive Democrats, conservative Republicans, just about everyone but the most corporate-backed “centrists” like Schwarzenegger and Maldonado whose baby this is.
Prop 15 – HELL YES! – An idea whose time has come; a modest but crucial first step to begin diluting the power of money in our politics, and it won’t cost you scrooges a dime.
Prop 16 – HELL NO! Prop 17 – HELL NO! If these two ripoffs pass, I’ll know that Californians will fall for any propaganda huge corporations can throw at them on the TV. Prop 16 is PG&E trying to take away your democracy so they can have a monopoly on power; Prop 17 is Mercury Insurance trying to charge you as much as $1000 a month for insurance if you let yours go for even a short time. Just read my two-part masterpiece “Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote For Prop 16 & 17!”
Oh I’m sorry, did you think this was from the radio John & Ken?
Those immigrant-bashing whacko douchebags?
The Orange Juice sincerely regrets that misimpression.
(head on a stick?)
Hey retard, you forgot the word “illegal”… but of course, like all of you stupid liberals, you purposely leave that word off so that uninformed people might actually believe your bullsh*t when you call americans racists defending our county’s sovereignty.
No kidding, right?
I’ll never understand how not approving of someone who has entered our country illegally, stolen American identifications (as SSN#), and depressed wages in low-skill jobs to unlivable levels by American standards can be put on the same plane as someone who has waited years, gone through massive paperwork, and complied with all of our countries legal requirements. It’s nonsense.
The reality is, moronic bleeding hearts who can’t think past their pity for less fortunate people and political whores looking for easy, secure votes (amnesty’s true purpose) are the only people who either fail to make the distinction or actively work toward removing it.
I 2nd your sentiment there Drew, this site and blogger has lost all credibility now.
LOL, what are you clowns doing going to a “June 2010 Election Guide” anyway, in October?
Every time there’s an election, everything we print with John and ken in the title gets hundreds of hits a day. I just KNOW some of you are learning something. That is, if you go to the right one!
http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/2010/10/john-and-kens-one-and-only-2010-election-guide/
country’s*
Eh??? What you talkin about?
John and Ken’s Illegal 2010 Election Guide?
Here Come the Illegal Judges?
Illegal Propositions?
Please advise if you are so much less retarded than I.
illegal immigrants
Right. Well, why would I suggest anybody vote for illegal immigrants? Even if they won, they wouldn’t be able to take office. They’d probably get deported the moment they stepped up to take the oath. And I’m the retarded one?
Chelene Nightingale for governor 2010 aip…a venture in fraud and deceit…She is a bankrupt unemployed individual…using donations to her campaign to live on. Disgraceful want she rants about OUR COUNTRY AND GOVERNMENT….tax defier….commie….
Nothing like riding on the back of two very popular LA radio guys – real John & Ken..
What a loser you are to mimic’ their voting guide… Shows your character I suppose.
Good luck with that. Do you ride on any other skirts that we know of?
You’re right that those two douchebags ARE very, very popular. Too bad they never got around to making a “voting guide.” This year, or any other time. Except for their dumb little “guide” last June that told everyone to vote no on everything Arnold was selling us (good advice by the way, stopped clocks right twice a day, etc.)
I don’t think they have the intelligence or patience to create an actual voters’ guide. Thanks for letting me know they wear skirts though.
If you know them that well, tell them I’ll be glad to do this again for them in November!
Well, I voted and it was a big YES on HUNT and everything you voted yes on Vern, I voted no!
🙂
Thanks!
That’s pretty stupid Quinn. Just because we disagree on immigration doesn’t mean you shoulda voted against tax breaks for earthquake retrofits (Prop 13.)
But I’m betting you did something silly to disqualify your ballot, so it’s all good.
Erin go bragh!
Your recommendations are absolutely ridiculous, particularly on props 23 and 25.
23: Well respected economists from public universities have, on multiple occasions, said how horrible the new environmental regulations will be for the state–a state that is already in economic turmoil because of over-regulation and hyper-welfare.
25: You’re an idiot if you don’t believe that this will increase taxes (disguised as “fees” in a budget). However, I think it’s more likely that you’re a disingenuous a-hole. Fee’s = taxes in disguise. A simple majority means absolutely no Republican input into the budget. The Democrats have already made the budget ridiculous with their decade of power (hence our huge deficit), and if you give them the option for a simple majority it’s bound to get worse. They LOVE to write budgets against “projected” future income and to take loans. It’s a recipe for disaster.
I made sure my vote was just fine.
Thanks for the concern:)
Grassy ass:)
Nice try, Schmucks! Your voter guide will further set back CA like Obama is setting back the USA. You don’t get it! Businesses and hard working Americans built this country and made it great. Everything you stand for will bring it down. Foolish Democrats, you never get it (Carter, Clinton, now Obama). It never works.
Yeah, you are officially douche bags.
Seriously, what has your welfare loving, public union spoiling, “green” job killing political philosophy done to the previously most desirable state in the union? Ruined it. Big business is running away from this beautiful state (and yes, that’s why rich people flocked here in the beginning) and all that’s left is poverty.
I’ll be off to Austin as soon as I can. I hope you enjoy turning California into Mexigreece, effectively ruining one of the most amazing territories to have ever existed.
Austin! My favorite town between the coasts. Texas’ Liberal Oasis. Travis County no less. Make sure to eat at Guero’s!
First time and last time I visit this site
Bob
Sayonara Bob! There sure are hundreds of you.
Libs are such lameasses.
What a bunch of bitches to hijack “john and ken’s election guide” verbiage and then act supprised that others may have confused it for the real john and ken. Then to find out that it is full of backward ass liberal viewpoints makes it even more disappointing.
Yeah, this bitch is “supprised” that you’re looking up how John and Ken want you to vote in the JUNE special election! Dipshit.
Long live John and Ken, telling it like it is… All the liberal wackos out there.