saturday night live Archive

So you're gonna write a piece about this audit? Good, folks have been asking us to cover that on this…

A formal state audit will now examine waste, fraud, and abuse at the OCBE. I intend to discuss what this…

Content being a Pink Toad? I guess it depends on an amphibian's level of sef-awareness. The lower, the happier. In…

If we're talking about Dan C, he has never seemed "happy."

Yes, I know that's the impulse but you gotta know what the Guatemalan hill folk know: you get poisoned and…

If it touches me first, all bets are off.

You're absolutely right that California should adopt it statewide -- and should already have done so. And you're absolutely right…

If I were Fiona ma or Rob Bonta I’d be scared.

RCV should be adopted statewide so cities and counties don’t have to do it piecemeal. It saves money, discourages negative…

My advice to Mr. Moore, who seems like an eminently reasonable man is the same as I always give Vern.…