By Joe Sipowicz
Guess what, Friends? Last month the City of Fullerton got sued again – stemming from an FPD incident in 2005. We have thoughtfully attached a copy of the complaint, below.
According to the complaint, some dude named Ernest Benefiel took some sleeping pills in a locked bedroom. Naturally, Benefiel fell asleep. His elderly father, concerned, called the paramedics because he thought his son was depressed. So far so good.
Unfortunately the paramedics called the good folks at the Fullerton Police Department who arrived on the scene, and because they learned that Benefiel owned a gun, decided to turn the place into some kind of hostage stand-off situation – even though there was no hostage. Some time elapsed and the cops, perhaps, became bored. To get Benefiel’s attention they deployed a flash grenade outside the guy’s window, followed a dozen shotgun “bean bags” blasts through the same window. Benefiel was hit by one of the rounds and finally woke up from his pill-induced slumber; and, thinking he was under attack from criminals, fired a pistol shot out the window and hit a street sign.The cops then started blasting blindly into the room.
A while later Benfiel finally got his bearings and climbed out the window and surrendered peacefully – even though he had committed no crime.
Read the rest of “How To Turn a Paramedic Call Into a SWAT Nightmare”
I am sure Mr. Sipowiczki that you are democrat an socialist who is responsible for the gun hysteria and disarmament of the law abiding citizens.
So you got what you prayed for…… so shut-up.
Everything you bolsheviks do has consequences.
Even the upcoming tax increase, voting for Brown and Obama.
Enjoy your libeeral-leftist-progresive-crapola and put some algae (Obama’s green energy) in your gas tank.
More silly propaganda Bush.
According to the girls next door, everything is cool in your city, you even have Sharron Quirk-Silva. Of course, this is more hyperboyle for you to further your agenda and plant “Libertarian” canidates in charge of the city.
Next thing you know, FFFF will drum up some silly ass thing about ripping off rate payers on the water bill.
I’d go on but I really want to get over to the comic book show. I plan on buying some black flowers to hold when I march to protest the forced suicide of city workers everywhere.
The girls next door? I see them as sort of sexless.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Funny that you should bring up that liberal leftist green energy called algae.
There are some truly intelligent and prescient minds that think that this is a good idea. One is Bill Gates, who saw the value of computer programs and helped change the world as we know it.
He has invested tens of millions into the concept. He’s not known for wasting his money.
Here’s what another company reports on the potential for green fuel:
“Algae has the potential to yield greater volumes of biofuel per acre of production than other biofuel sources. Algae could yield more than 2000 gallons of fuel per acre per year of production. Approximate yields for other fuel sources are far lower:
– Palm — 650 gallons per acre per year
– Sugar cane — 450 gallons per acre per year
– Corn — 250 gallons per acre per year
– Soy — 50 gallons per acre per year”
Yeah, right! Probably some lib like Al Gore put that out.
No…..that’s from Exxon’s website showing why they have invested more than 600 million into biofuels. But, what do they know about energy’s future?
Meanwhile, the Exile is pounding two rocks together, trying to make fire.
Not to mention Stanley’s assuming the Bushala-Libertarian Sipcowicz is some kind of cliched liberal, just because he reports on a lawsuit resulting from shitty police work. Imagine a world where Stanley’s brain worked. Maybe in some future lifetime.
“One of us! One of us!”
Well that is because you are stupid Demagogue.
in 1950’s communists in old ČSSR try the idea with algae as a food and source of energy. I was forced to eat it as school child. It did not worked out.
In contrast Chines bird’s nests made out of algae by birds are very expensive delicatessen.
Why?
One is communist’s idea and other is free market force.
There is no way you can efficiently convert algae into any form of energy because the conversion creates more pollution than oil.
In addition, Bill Gates is moron and Microsoft was not his idea. Learn true story behind the Microsoft, DOS and his mothers influence in IBM. It was fluke + unethical marketing of MS-DOS and Windows which was intentionally rigged to fail working with the competing software like Word Perfect.
There are leftists who are working on conversion of the human shit into a powder protein.
I guess not to green for Obama.
The only green energy is dollar and Obama is too stupid to understand how it works accept for taxation and spending.
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Vern, you really need to collect all these comments. I’m serious. There’s a comedy bestseller here somewhere.
“Vern, you really need to collect all these comments”……. Hmmmm
FYI, Gröfaz does because he has a fruit fly syndrome
However, progressive Idiots like you Bushala stop being entertain only after they start screening dad!.. dad!.. dad!.. because they are unable to extrapolate what is coming and considering the bolševism to be a comedy.
Several big holes in your response. One big enough to drive a big tanker truck through it with EXXON written on the side. I love your brilliant analysis of Exxon putting their money into algae.
1950’s Russia couldn’t get the little Exile to eat algae, so it can’t work for biofuel. That’s funny. Russia couldn’t figure out how to get to the moon either. Are all of you moron mongoloid ?
I never knew that chinese bird’s nests are delicatessens, no wonder I couldn’t find a good Rueben when I was over there.
Growing algae uses carbon dioxide, so it lowers green house gases.
Bill Gates is a moron and a fluke. A very successful fluke,wouldn’t you say ? He was not the guy who wrote DOS or QDOS, but he was a smart businessman who saw an opportunity and capitalized on it. His buddy, Kildall had a chance at supplying IBM with their operating system, but we all know that Gates prevailed. He was a better businessman than Kildall, who died a bitter drunk, maybe like you comrade?
“The only green energy is dollar and Obama is too stupid to understand how it works accept for taxation and spending.” False. False. False.
Obama cut taxes for 94.3 % of working families. More than his predecessor.
Obama is on of only 5 presidents who has seen the DOW go up more than 50% in his first three years in office, and he has almost doubled it.
So tell us, did you escape your country, or did they kick you out for being stoopid?
“I never knew that chinese bird’s nests are delicatessens, no wonder I couldn’t find a good Rueben when I was over there.”……. Hmmmmm
Stick to your matzo balls.
Very well thought out argument !
You must have gone to the same school as the Great Coward. The one where they taught you not to respond to a logical discourse, but to say something that makes no sense. Well done.
The word that you were looking for in your Russian to Moron Dictionary is delicacy. Chinese bird’s nests are considered a delicacy.
“Chinese bird’s nests are considered a delicacy.”…….. Hmmmmm
In my continental education, my spieling is enriched by my global knowledge of other languages — you moron mongoloid.
So learn –attributive often used to modify another noun:
delicatessen food;
delicatessen counters.
[German Delikatessen, from pl. of Delikatesse, delicacy,
from French délicatesse,
from Italian delicatezza, from delicato, delicate, dainty,
from Latin d¶lic³tus, pleasing.]
from Czech delikatesa;
The only an idiot believing that he is a “demagog” will dwell on linguistic presentation in his mono-lingual world.
Dis donc, merde sourde-muette.
Ainsi vous etes stupide dans plusieurs langues?
Now where is the “enriched” analysis of the EXXON aspect of your nonsensical argument.
I wouldn’t encourage him. Too much algae eating as a tyke in Commieland. Not enough protein. Brain damage.
You’re probably right TB. Maybe we should get back on topic and talk about the goon squad known as the FPD.
It’s just that Exile is so ridiculous, and I just can’t help myself.
Well, only demagogue was crass enough to mention your “delicatessen,” the rest of us were too busy laughing our asses off.
Gentlemen and less gentle women, especially those of you who may be new to this blog and haven’t seen this, I think it’s time to celebrate the return of Stanislav “From the Exile” Fiala by re-posting his performance with me of “I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends” at the (soon-to-be-sold) Santora Building last year:
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That is why he is self proclaimed demagog!
[the return of Stanislav “From the Exile”]……. Hmmmm
Not so fast!
It is Sunday morning, markets open at 15:00 Cal. time, so I have a choice to masturbate like fruit fly or masturbate my IQ at this forum.
I found the later more time killing.
As to my artistic performance it is clear that Gröfaz sings like squeaking pig about to be castrated.
No color at his voice….. maybe pink.