Naw, I done that myself...
Lately we’ve had some commenters who have questioned whether or not Fullerton council candidate Bruce Whitaker “kilt and et” a dog belonging to some slack-jawed yokel named Cletus.
I know for a fact this rumor is not true because that dog is up here with me in doggy heaven and he told me – Cletus done ate him up last winter when the crick froze over and the pork ‘n beans run out.
So now you know.
Read “Bruce Whitaker Did Not Kill And Eat Cletus’s Dog” on FFFF
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If I agreed with that, if I agreed with it strongly, I woulda had to vote for Andrew Sarega.
An APA that opposes Disney is good for Anaheim, and vice versa.
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Experience at what, Z-Anon? Conspiracy theorizing? You're so out-of-touch it's almost funny.
Experience.
And where do you derive this special knowledge, Zenger? We should start calling you Z-Anon.
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Did you just figure out Flint is back? Dude, try to keep up.
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I appreciate this expert opinion, but again it is only that, and leaves many questions unanswered.
Where exactly WAS Mr. Whitaker on the night of the 21st? His statements have been inconsistent at best.
No other theories have been put forward as to all the messages initialed “BW” threatening the poor pooch’s life.
Cletus himself may be considered unreliable due to his chronic glue-sniffing. But SPCA investigators confirm that he has had plenty of pork-n-beans stocked up in the barn that have been there since well before last winter. So at least that part of JFD’s story does not add up.
I just really hope this unpleasantness is cleared up for good before the election gets under way so that we can discuss more serious issues. But reports from dubious celestial canines have never before held weight in the court of law, OR public opinion.