Yesterday Orange County’s version of Punxsutawney Phil, Matthew J. Cunningham, emerged from his hole, blinking painfully in the morning sunlight, to survey the OC political landscape.
Who turned on all those lights?
After spending over a year back door pushing the supervisorial candidacies of incompetent Democrat spendthrift Tom Daly, and then carpetbagging perjurer Harry Sidhu, alleged conservative Mr. C. from Suite C. had a bad case of the political bends. Had he been sufficiently indirect in his shilling for Sidhu? Would it be held against him? Would anybody remember things like posting on the phony victims group? Was his 8:01 exit from the Sidhu Victory 2010 party soon enough?
Confessor: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Fr. John: Go Ahead Son.
Confessor: I know the Church has been covering up the dittling of little boys and Teenage girls for years. What should I do?
Fr. Urell: Oh you’re the guy that runs that silly ass political blog. OK here’s the path to Heaven:
1) DEFEND THE CHURCH AT ALL COSTS
2) LEAK THE NAME OF THOSE SO CALLED VICTIMS
3) START ANOTHER WEBSITE DEFENDING ME
4) IN FACT< START TWO WEBSITES CALL THE OTHER ONE ROMANCATHOLICBLOG
Fr. John Continues:
Son if you do this, we'll give your kids FREE tuition at St. Norberts! Plus we'll pay you. Even more, we have a County Supervisor in our pocket, he'll point some contracts your way, you'll be rich!
Confessor: But Father, is'nt it dangerous to send my kids to the school with predator priests?
Fr. John: Son, come over here, let me show you something about predatory priests.
WHAT A SCUMBAG!
Cunningham as the bomb thrower for John Lewis did not do well on Tuesday. In addition to Sidhu’s loss, wasn’t he also involved in Jerry Amante’s campaign? Matt Holder failed to get on the GOP Central Committee — Republicans do not want anything to do with these creeps.
Since their only win was Democrat Tom Daly, why don’t Cunningham, Lewis and Holder register as Democrats? If they would leave, the GOP would have reason for another victory party.