Open Thread: Coked-up European Leaders manipulate our stupid President.


What a wasted morning, spent searching the past few months of the OC GOP’s twitter feed for anything resembling Chemical Lewinsky’s description of a “recent missive” that “referred to an older post on the OJ Blog about how the de-chartered Anaheim Democrats club and their rebellion against the DPOC is a signal somehow that Democrats ought to consider becoming Republicans.”

I know, what an incomprehensible sentence, but I already had a great response piece planned, until I realized that the Republicans never tweeted anything like that (unless they took it down which I doubt.) The only time they mentioned the Club this year was when we had Chris Kluwe over in February, and GOP Willy tried to gin up outrage over Chris’ (correct) assertion that Calvary Chapel is a major force driving HB’s crypto-Nazi MAGA movement.

Nothing about the Club’s conflicts with the DPOC. No Republicans care about that. That’s what I get for wasting my time reading the Liberal OC. But HERE is a ray of sunshine, from one Carrick Ryan, a blogger, and former Federal Agent working in Counter Terrorism, with a Masters in Politics and International Relations:


These men just played Trump…

They found a way to try and drive a wedge between him and Putin.

Saturday, the leaders of France, Germany, Poland, and the UK gathered in a room with Zelensky. They then made an unscheduled phone call to Trump.

In that call, they disclosed a plan to give Putin an ultimatum: agree to a 30-day ceasefire and begin negotiations for peace, or they would supply Ukraine with overwhelming military support and coordinate additional sanctions that could suffocate a Russian economy finally beginning to show the mortal wounds of economic isolation.

In this call, they convinced Trump that this threat alone would force Putin to the negotiating table.

And they convinced Trump that if this worked… he would get the plaudits.

The truth is, they know Putin doesn’t want peace. As I’ve explained countless times, anyone who actually understands Putin and his geopolitical priorities knows he doesn’t want a democratic Ukraine to survive.

Trump, evidently, has failed to grasp this. He still sees everything as a real estate deal and fails to appreciate the deeper ideological aspirations at play.

He is also notoriously easy to persuade, especially by someone like France’s Macron. British PM Starmer, meanwhile, is Trump’s new best friend after he went along with his charade of a bilateral trade agreement. They’ve been buttering him up for this whole time.

Macron, Starmer, Merz, Tusk, and Zelensky appealed to Trump’s vanity and his ignorance… and it looks like it worked.

They managed to get his verbal approval for the ultimatum during the call. And before anyone had the chance to explain the implications to Trump… they announced it. One by one, they gave speeches to the media where they made it absolutely clear that Trump was in on the deal. The USA was party to the ultimatum.

Putin then had to either accept an immediate ceasefire by Monday… or defy Trump.

As expected, before the deadline even came close, Putin rejected the offer outright. Because he does not want peace.

Trump has now effectively sanctioned the European plan for complete and unrestricted support of the Ukrainian military and agreed to cooperate on additional economic sanctions on Russia.

Just like that, the USA appears to be back on Ukraine’s side, and it’s all thanks to an unscheduled phone call.

I don’t know whose plan it was, but it was brilliant.

– Carrick Ryan, 5-11-25.


Brilliant, yes, BUT… you just know we’re not hearing the whole story. For that we’ll have to hear from the bold iconoclastic truth-teller who let us know that America’s biggest school shootings were really hoaxes, that the government controls the weather – as a weapon, that chemicals in the water are turning frogs gay, that Robert Mueller is a demon and a pedophile, that Hillary runs a child sex ring out of a DC pizza parlor – the vitamin salesman who LOST EVERYTHING so that you and I could know the truth, ALEX JONES!

And it turns out, per Alex, that these wily statesmen who managed to bamboozle our own President into doing the right thing, these clever Machiavellian new leaders of the Free World, were high the whole time, high on Colombian Marching Powder. I don’t know what to say. We do not approve. But please bear in mind all the music and art we cherish now that was created under the influence of different narcotics, and try to JUDGE BY THE RESULTS.

If this could be what leads to a just peace in Ukraine, then chop me out a line!


And in LATE breaking news, today, a “forensic photo analysis” has been done of that napkin (by Twitter’s “MM”), and damned if the psychoactive ingredient turns out to be less cocaine than MAGA TEARS!


Make of that what you will.

It is nearly the IDES OF MAY, and high time for a new OPEN THREAD!

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Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.