Red Alert! It’s Time to Ask OC Republican Candidates Whether They’ll Swallow the Political Puffer Fish!

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Row 1: Mimi Walters, Steve Mensinger, Don Wagner; Row 2: Kim Ho, Steve Lodge; Row 3: Young Kim, Darrell Issa; Row 4: Larry Bennett, Jim Fitzpatrick; Row 5: Ed Royce, Ling Ling Chang; Jennifer Fitzgerald; Lucille Kring

Will they swallow GOP nominee & political puffer fish Donald Trump?  Row 1: Mimi Walters, Steve Mensinger, Don Wagner; Row 2: Kim Ho, Steve Lodge; Row 3: Young Kim, Darrell Issa; Row 4: Larry Bennett, Jim Fitzpatrick; Row 5: Ed Royce, Ling Ling Chang; Jennifer Fitzgerald; Lucille Kring

The time to do what everyone should have known was inevitable has come.

The Presidential debates have dwindled down to a not-at-all precious one; the most contentious Presidential election in half a century is crawling into the can.  This year’s most notable development is not the takeover of the national Democratic Party by the descendants of the old Democratic Leadership Council, because that happened a long time ago; this year has simply confirmed that the party establishment will stop at nothing to crush its left wing at the national level, which we already pretty much knew.  (What we didn’t know was how completely ungraceful they would be at doing it.)

This year’s novelty is that the Republican Party has gone so many bubbles off plumb that the Republican Speaker of the House is apparently no longer supporting the party’s own nominee — who has become a sort of political puffer fish who is deadly if not properly prepared —  and even the party’s Vice-Presidential nominee seems to support him only grudgingly.  The soul of the Republican Party is being sorely tested this year — and, as Orange County is in many ways the spiritual home of both the new and old versions of the GOP, it seems fair to ask, in bold red type: where do our local candidates stand on the candidacy of Donald Trump?  Are they “yea,” “nay,” or able to run faster than our pursuing readers?

Unsurprisingly, those OC-based candidates are for the most part not trumpeting their Trump-stances.  (As our Travis notes, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is an apparent exception, but the rules of political gravity don’t seem to apply to him.)  But as we are, like the OC Register, more or less  included in “the media” around these parts, it seems right and just for us to ask our readers to hunt down our Republican candidates as quickly as possible — making use of your First Amendment rather than Second Amendment rights, we must clarify in case any of our readers are criminally insane and linking in from other OC blogs — and ask them whether they still (if they ever did) hope that Donald Trump wins the Presidency.  Go ahead — ask them!

We’ve included head-shots (sort of) of a somewhat arbitrarily chosen baker’s dozen of Republican candidates, ranging from the nationally significant (Issa, Royce) to of statewide significance (Y. Kim, Wagner) to locally significant (Mensinger, Kring) to essentially included here as a cruel joke (sad Jim Patrick).  But there are others out there as well.  We left out “might-as-well-be-Republican” Democrats (Brandman, Daly, Solorio, Correa, Pulido, etc.) because the question is too easy for them (“Hillary!”); we left out Republicans who aren’t running this year  because Kris Murray spoiled that fun.  Add in any other GOP candidates you want, if they meet our above qualifications, and ask them too.  Then report back to us!  Do not skip that final step!

You’re welcome to ask Democrats whether they support Hillary, at least in the sense of “wanting her to win” (which even one deeply as disturbed by her as I do, because Tof rump), and send in your findings as well.  But that won’t be interesting, because even those Democrats who will be voting for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson or Peace & Freedom’s Gloria La Riva overwhelmingly want Hillary to beat Trump, because in the end we’d rather protest Hillary for four (and my guess is only four) years than see what horrors Trump may unleash after he translates the Constitution into “locker room talk.”  We will update the body of this post as your entries arrive.  Happy non-violent hunting!

About Greg Diamond

Somewhat verbose attorney, semi-disabled and semi-retired, residing in northwest Brea. Occasionally ran for office against jerks who otherwise would have gonr unopposed. Got 45% of the vote against Bob Huff for State Senate in 2012; Josh Newman then won the seat in 2016. In 2014 became the first attorney to challenge OCDA Tony Rackauckas since 2002; Todd Spitzer then won that seat in 2018. Every time he's run against some rotten incumbent, the *next* person to challenge them wins! He's OK with that. Corrupt party hacks hate him. He's OK with that too. He does advise some local campaigns informally and (so far) without compensation. (If that last bit changes, he will declare the interest.) His daughter is a professional campaign treasurer. He doesn't usually know whom she and her firm represent. Whether they do so never influences his endorsements or coverage. (He does have his own strong opinions.) But when he does check campaign finance forms, he is often happily surprised to learn that good candidates he respects often DO hire her firm. (Maybe bad ones are scared off by his relationship with her, but they needn't be.)