Weekend Open Thread: LA Democrat Damien Carroll Haiku-splains All 17 Statewide Propositions For You

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Damien Carroll
Explains the Propositions
Weekend Open Thread

Haikus of CA State Propositions

This November 8th
Seventeen propositions
Are on the ballot:

Proposition 51

Nine billion dollars
Of bond funds for school buildings
Term: thirty-five years

Proposition 52

A hospital fee
Matched with federal dollars
Funds Medi-Cal boost

Proposition 53

Bonds for big projects
(Like high speed rail and Delta)
Would need people’s vote

Proposition 54

Bills must be posted
On the web, for three days straight
Before they are passed

Proposition 55

For high-earning folks
An income tax that funds schools
Would remain in place

Proposition 56

The cigarette tax
Would go up, two bucks a pack
E-cigarettes, too

Proposition 57

Earlier parole
Of prisoners serving time
For non-violent crimes

Proposition 58

Kids learning English
Won’t need a waiver to take
Bilingual classes

Proposition 59

Asks to overturn
Citizen’s United, but
Shucks, it’s non-binding

Proposition 60

Adult film makers
Would have to require condoms
Or risk a lawsuit

Proposition 61

In theory, lowers
The cost of some state-bought drugs
(But it could backfire)

Proposition 62

Vote for this one if
You want to eliminate
The death penalty

Proposition 66

If you want the state
To execute more people
This one is for you

Proposition 63

Requires a permit
Issued by the DOJ
To purchase ammo

Proposition 64

Legalizes pot!
Also raises some tax funds
(Perhaps a billion?)

Proposition 65

Plastic bag makers
Put this one on the ballot
To punish grocers

Proposition 67

To ban plastic bags
Vote “yes” on 67
“No” on 65

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About Greg Diamond

Somewhat verbose attorney, semi-disabled and semi-retired, residing in northwest Brea. Occasionally ran for office against jerks who otherwise would have gonr unopposed. Got 45% of the vote against Bob Huff for State Senate in 2012; Josh Newman then won the seat in 2016. In 2014 became the first attorney to challenge OCDA Tony Rackauckas since 2002; Todd Spitzer then won that seat in 2018. Every time he's run against some rotten incumbent, the *next* person to challenge them wins! He's OK with that. Corrupt party hacks hate him. He's OK with that too. He does advise some local campaigns informally and (so far) without compensation. (If that last bit changes, he will declare the interest.) His daughter is a professional campaign treasurer. He doesn't usually know whom she and her firm represent. Whether they do so never influences his endorsements or coverage. (He does have his own strong opinions.) But when he does check campaign finance forms, he is often happily surprised to learn that good candidates he respects often DO hire her firm. (Maybe bad ones are scared off by his relationship with her, but they needn't be.)