Trump’s War on Orange County expands to our Voting.


Did we ever tell you that these next few years wouldn’t be a constant daily struggle, with new shit being thrown at us Americans every hour, from every direction, by the Trump/MAGA/Project2025 forces? Did we suggest you would ever be able to rest, let your guard down, that you wouldn’t have to sleep with one eye open and your boots on? Did we lead you to believe that there’d be any let-up, even for a day, from the constant assault on everything America holds dear? If we ever sounded that way, we apologize, but I’m pretty sure we never did.

Michael Gates is having the time of his life. Remember Michael E Gates (Or Mikey Gates as the late lamented Briscoe called him?) The elected City Attorney, and pretty much the leader, of Huntington Beach for a decade, where he launched losing lawsuit after losing lawsuit against the state of California? The corrupt butt-boy of the Pacific Airshow? Earlier this year he was snatched up by the Trump administration and made “deputy US assistant attorney general for *choke* Civil Rights.”

And what the Trump crowd considers “civil rights” is not at all what normal people have traditionally meant by the phrase. (What they mean is “white grievance.”) Mike E. turned cartwheels on Wednesday while announcing his department’s lawsuit against Orange County’s fine registrar of voters for alleged “ELECTIONS LAWS violations.”

https://twitter.com/MichaelGatesESQ/status/1937913943533682750

WHAT “ELECTIONS LAWS violations”??? Since at least the 1990’s, when Loretta Sanchez stunningly beat Bob Dornan for Congress, the more paranoid Republicans have been sure that there just HAD to be ILLEGALS VOTING, because that’s the only way a Democrat could win in Orange County, the fabled citadel of conservatism. 30 years later as our County becomes bluer and bluer, with all but one of our Congressmembers Democrats, well obviously the (imaginary) plague of illegal voting in OC must have reached epidemic proportions! Behold, for example, the first few simpletons who responded to Mike E.’s tweet:

…but WHAT “ELECTIONS LAWS violations”??

In the lawsuit Trump’s DOJ accuses our Registrar of Voters, the award-winning and nonpartisan Bob Page, of “refusing transparency of its voter information, in violation of federal voting laws, and concealing the unlawful registration of ineligible, non-citizen voters.”

There’s been a crazy-eyed fidgety gang of a dozen or so election deniers, hanging out at OC Board of Supervisors meetings for a few years now, accusing our registrar of all manner of malfeasance especially letting non-citizens vote. But it seems the genesis of this particular suit was ONE vote-by-mail ballot, allegedly sent to one non-citizen, and handed over to Mike E. Gates himself, last October, by the guy’s son-in-law. One ballot. The Holy Grail:

https://twitter.com/MichaelGatesESQ/status/1847710177702678685

Well, that sure explains Dave Min’s 10,000+ victory over Scott Baugh! But seriously. This led, reasonably enough, to a June 2 request from the US AG for all Page’s records (apparently since 2020 if I’m reading these articles correctly) – all OC voter registration records that have been canceled because the registrant did not meet citizenship requirements.

And within two weeks, Page complied with that request. There were 17 such purged voters. “17 registrants who self-reported being non-citizens or whose ineligibility was confirmed by the Orange County District Attorney’s office and therefore had their registrations canceled.”

SEVENTEEN OF THEM, since 2020! Well, that helps explain Derek Tran’s 500+ victory, Mike Levin’s 16K+ victory, and Lou Correa’s 57K+ victory. But seriously. The info Page sent to Trump’s DOJ was not enough for them, because – following his own state’s law – Page redacted Social Security numbers, Driver’s License numbers, etc.

The DOJ demanded all that. Why would Trump’s DOJ want these 17 people’s SSN’s etc, we can only imagine. Page’s lawyer tried to work out a compromise that would partially protect these folks’ privacy, but this wasn’t good enough for the DOJ, so hence this lawsuit, hence Mikey Gates’ cartwheels.

We’ll see what comes of the suit; maybe Page will have to fork over this extra info, maybe not, maybe it’ll go way up to some high court where the MAGA forces can win. I bet they’d love to bang down the doors of these 17 people who mistakenly registered and ship em to El Salvador Alligator Alcatraz. I bet they’d love to put our ROV under some kind of receivership, and run our elections themselves. I bet they’d like to force Voter ID on California, and make it as hard as possible for ordinary folks to vote. That’s been the Republican dream for decades.

Meanwhile we can be proud of ALL FIVE OF OUR OC CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS, who refused to join Republicans in CONDEMNING the L.A. PROTESTS, when a lot of other wimpy Democrats did. Let’s get rid of Young Kim next year, put a stake in MAGA’s heart after that, and finish the BLUING of OC.

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.