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This evening brings us to the conclusion of Game of Thrones — and not a moment too soon, as fans are up in arms and revolting against the show Oh, yeah: SPOILER ALERT! SKIP TO THE COMMENTS IF YOU DON’T WANT TO LEARN WHAT HAPPENED IN EPISODE 5!
(DUM-dum duh-duh DUM-dum duh-duh DUM-dum duh-duh DUM-dum… Reee-eeee ee-ee, ee-ee-eeeeee)
Ready now?
Making predictions about the last episode at this point is a fool’s errand. I’ll just be a little foolish by suggesting that, rather than killing Dany — at least at first — the Starks employ GoT’s go-to move to disarm her, with Arya shooting Drogon in the eye with an arrow from long-distance, but from an angle that doesn’t quite penetrate the brain, and they negotiate independence from the North and for the other Kingdoms, at that point with Dany being free to run the Kinglands and lead the continental Council.
Do I think it will happen? Not really. GoT already spoiled prophecy for he in Episode 3. Nor do I much care.
For the record, I’ll make some predictions that I think will come true in the denoument. Jon will — as I called immediately and others seem to be realizing now — head north of the wall, sans Dany, to hang out with Tormund and Ghost, maybe bringing Brienne,. Sansa will be Queen of the North. Sam will write the epic history, “A Song of Ice and Fire.” Cersei and Jamie will not emerge alive from the rubble. Bran will … hell, I don’t know. It probably won’t be entirely clear.
Here’s what does matter: GoT will be agreed upon to have been, in the end, a penetrating exploration of the morality of war crimes. It will ask us, in the end, whether we categorize Dany — the supposed “Mad Queen” — into one of three categories that it has beautifully laid out over the years: those exemplified by Joffrey Baratheon, Ramsay Bolton, and Tywin Baratheon. War criminals all, if you want to go there, but of very different kinds. Only one — the weakest one — is actually “mad.”
One of the great pleasures of GoT fandom in this decade has been talking through its intricacies and implications with fellow fans, the way that any truly good fiction inspires one to do. This is from a closed group of mostly political friends, to which I belong, where I’m currently arguing with someone who takes the position that the show now officially sucks because it inexcusably turned Dany into a recap of her father, the “Mad King” who wanted to (speaking of his subjects, just before the captain of his Guard skewered him) “burn them all.” GoT fandom is in an uproar, with tens of thousands of people signing a posturing petition to “remake Season 8, this time with competent writers” (which has cheesed off the show’s cast, among others); I think that this is silliness. The show is ending complexly and well. The following is rewritten slightly for this venue.
Despite that I keep on saying that, in razing large parts of the central kingdom to (1) make sure that Queen Cersei was deaddeaddead and (2) inspire terror (and thus obedience) among her subjects, Queen Dany was acting like rational paterfamilias Tywin Lannister rather than his impulsive grandson Joffrey Baratheon or the crazed bastard Ramsay Bolton, you don’t seem to apprehend the distinctions between them:
Joffrey lashes out to demonstrate his power without much planning or justification or sense, out of emotion and malice. He stupidly kills Ned Start; he viciously shoots tied-up Ros with a crossbow, he pours win on Tyrion’s head. He’s essentially “mad,” though mostly just in his interpersonal relations. (He leaves the serious fighting to others. This is why people compare him to Trump.)
Ramsay pursues his battles methodically, with planning, but beyond the bounds of decency, or at least conventional morality. He may be crazy in some senses — certainly he’s got a serious personality disorder — but he’s not (generally) impulsive and wouldn’t qualify as “mad.”
Tywin is neither deluded nor impulsive, but is ruthless and merciless — and as such is capable of what we’d call major war crimes, mostly by violating the principle of proportionality. Even so, he could rationally argue that shock and awe and inspiring fear is for the greater good and both shortens and prevents broader war.
You want to say that, in burning more people than she strictly had to, despite a surrender — a surrender that, mind you, was unsanctioned by Cersei, who was the only one who could really give that order — Dany went mad, like Joffrey. She didn’t.
There’s an argument that Dany is like Ramsay, in that she had a deep yearning for and need for power and plotted methodically to reach it. But she was brought up to think that she was a person of destiny and is fulfilling the role originally plotted out for her brother, to undo what her house believed to be a treasonous injustice to her family. Maybe this is a distinction without a difference, but this sort of delusion (in some cases borne out in reality) of grandeur seems fairly common in politics. In any event, it’s not “Mad King” madness.
Dany is lihe Tywin. Ruthless when push comes to shove, but not the least bit “mad.” She believed that she had to commit what looks to us like an atrocity to accomplish her mission and end the competition with her over the throne. And maybe she did. You and I, not straddling a dragon in real time, are in a good position to second-guess after the fact, but in her place our reluctance to use overwhelming force is exactly the sort of thing that GRRM’s saga has punished. Tywinism, in his world, works. And, very sadly, it often does in ours as well.
I mention in my writing there how much of Baghdad our country destroyed to ensure that Saddam Hussein was finally captured in his spider hole, the massively disproportionate destruction of Gaza, the napalming and “strategic bombing” and My Lai-style massacring of villagers in Vietnam — all of which I despise and all of which most of our nation accepted uncritically at the time. That’s the kind of thing that Dany did in last week’s episode. It doesn’t make her “Mad.” If it makes her a monster, it’s a monster with which we are quite comfortable in the real world — and, GoT more than implies, perhaps we should look into our own souls.
Anyway, happy watching today, sisters and brothers of the Fandom. This is your belated (sorry!) Weekend Open Thred. Talk about that, or whatever else you’d like, within reasonable bounds of decorum, discretion, and decency — and please commit no war crimes here.
Elizabeth Warren’s assessment of Game of Thrones is interesting – https://www.thecut.com/2019/04/elizabeth-warren-review-game-of-thrones-season-8.html
– esp. the compare/contrast with Obama’s assessment of ‘The Wire.’
Warren picked Daenerys as her favorite; understandable. Obama picked Omar, the homicidal homosexual charismatic vigilante hero thug fixture from ‘The Wire’ – a show too dense, dark, and deep to draw nearly as many eyes as GOT.
Both their favorites found fairly similar ends. But the journey up to that end is interesting – and why leaders identified with these particular characters is likewise intriguing.
Also noteworthy if George RR Martin’s observations about politics.
“There are a lot of good Democrats running, maybe too many, and I’d probably vote for any one of them over the present blot upon the Oval Office. The main things I want in a nominee, however, are twofold: (1) someone who can beat Trump, and (2) someone who would actually be a good/great president.”
Now our watch is ended. But the battle against Joffrey Trump goes on.
Liz is like one of the parents who named their kids Khaleesi — without having waited until the series was over. She’d have been better off picking Sansa.
I’m not sure Warren made a bad or premature choice…
Isn’t one of the points with Dany that this lovable, talented, unquestionably powerful woman got swept away by her own narrative? She was the exact prophetic figure, sufficiently so as to gain allegiance from even the brightest cynics and spymasters…and millions of fans calling for a rewrite that does her more honor.
I don’t mean to suggest Warren would emulate Dany, any more than I could see Obama emulating Omar. Sometimes, we love characters we know we shouldn’t (luckily for me…).
Chumley posted a highly misleading story last week about supposed persecution of Lenore Albert. He was sent a comment in reply by Deana Becker, an African American woman who is a CDP delegate and member of the Women’s Caucus. Chumley, who pretends that he’ll publish critical information about him (as we do except for anonymous attacks, defamation, and attempts to sabotage the site) did not publish it. So she’s allowing us to do so.
The URL to Chumley’s hack job is here (just remove the “X”s arounf the colon and then paste into your browser: httpsX:X//theliberaloc.com/2019/05/13/there-is-a-chairs-race-going-on-in-the-california-democratic-party-and-it-is-starting-to-sizzle/
Deana Becker: That article was rubbish. I posted a comment that may or may not be approved by the moderator of that site, but if not, here it is:
Lenore’s not running to win (though she lies about that); she’s running to prevent another candidate, a black woman, from winning — just like she ran for OC District Attorney against DPOC-endorsed Brett Murdock to keep him from being able to raise enough money to compete and win. But her claim in that email — of reverse discrimination — is telling.
Chumley is also trying to prevent that same candidate from winning, and has published a story alleging that she had tax liens. (That candidate was going through a divorce last year and the most recent tax lien probably had something to do with that — it’s not uncommon to have problems filing taxes in a divorce — but I have no inside information beyond that and I emphatically do not speak for her campaign.)
Here’s the funny part: the candidate that Chumley endorses has had two personal bankrupties *that we know of* — one in each of the past two decades. THAT seems to be OK with Chumley, though. Remember when you read his stuff: he’s a flack as his profession, and he thinks, reasons, and writes like one.
*Going to war with Iran is priceless. Wag the Dog in living color! When people didn’t buy our good in the past…..we called them Communists. Today, if people don’t buy our stuff..
they get called Terrorists! The Horse Pucky is deep. “War of Wills will win the Preakness!”
Oh, they already did that?
*Going to war with Iran is priceless.”
I assure you: the price is being monetized milliseconds after Bolton speaks, based on trades structured days after Trump took office.
To assume national security professionals control Trump’s foreign policy is more properly the ‘tail wagging the frog” (on the log in the bog).
I’ve been meaning to write a post speculating about whether Trump and his gang have been engaging in speculation in financial instruments, based on his tweets and his trade policies rather than on the prospects of his going to war. I think that you’re better qualified to write it than I am, if you’re interested.
I like Ron’s post too, though. I took “priceless” in the sense of “watching Trump’s hair blow over the top of his head in one piece like a flying pancake is priceless.”
*That Dr. D., is definite no brainer. You look under “Insider Trading” in the encyclopedia and you find his picture, along with the entire family!
“I’ve been meaning to write a post speculating about whether Trump and his gang have been engaging in speculation in financial instruments,”
Trump himself? Guarantee that if he does it, it’s veeeery indirectly. Proving that speculation would require a documents breach an order of magnitude greater than the Panama Papers, and would take a decade. But why would he bother? He has cronies to do it for him, bear all the risk, and hand over a slice of the profits by taking out long-term rentals in ‘investor’ apartments/hotels they never intend to occupy.
“I think that you’re better qualified to write it than I am, if you’re interested.”
I know a little about how corporations clawback the money that paper billionaires have tried to take from them. But I couldn’t offer any evidence, just technique.
I like Ron’s post too, though.
I only rhyme sassy with folks I like. Though I’ve never met Ron, so I’m just guessing from his posts.
That said, I now claim “wag the frog” as a term of art, meaning not only are the expected roles reversed, but one of the expected parties isn’t even present. Mine, mine I say!
“I think that you’re better qualified to write it than I am, if you’re interested.”
Oh, and the little tidbits I do know I’ll never be allowed to share. 🙁
One thing though: I’m reasonably sure that when Trump didn’t dump his assets into a blind trust, it’s not because he personally wants to control those assets, or because there’s something criminal to hide there.
If a big chunk of ‘his wealth’ is royalties from licensing his name, then those sorts of licensing contracts typically have a clause barring transfer of the licensed asset to any third party; a ‘blind trust’ is ‘arguably’ a third party – several folks who owe the Don money would reconsider paying it (the legality of that decision would be unknowable, but he’d be in a tough spot to fight them).
It’s possible he has something to hide. More likely, he has something to lose. Obstruction / Russia / Mueller are still the dominant trend words among Dems – ‘Emoluments’ are a comparably minor media focus.
One last wrinkle in post-GOT:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1130864643063328768
Imagine Joe Biden and Barack Obama having a similar conversation about ‘The Wire’…
Barack: Ah man, that was so weak what they did to Omar. Just sad.
Joe: Omar was a homicidal monster who should have been locked up!
Barack: Yeah, I know, but he was a cool monster. Cool, like Jules Verne meets Robin Hood, with a splash of Riggs thrown in, but like, flipped because when’s the last time you saw a gay black Riggs? Like, never.
Joe: Jules Verne? Who dat?
Barack: oh come on, you watched Pulp Fiction how many times and you still dont know the black dude’s name?
Joe: he was always Laurence Fishburne to me.
Barack: (rolls eyes) Alright, we got a few years to work on you, so you’re gonna know your Fishburne from your Jackson before I let you anywhere near my organizers, ok?
Joe: Who is ‘Riggs’?
Barack: You know this one. Mel Gibson, Danny Glover…
I like the comments on Napalm –
The great America – NO chemical weapons unless we use them.
Napalm, Agent Orange, the count of the dead in Vietnam men women and children is
5,000,000
And we promised billions in reparations but never delivered.
Clinton never paid up on the debt or paid to clear the 80,000,000 unexploded bombs.
Bush jr never paid up on the debt or paid to clear the 80,000,000 unexploded bombs.
And of course Obama the great hope paid up and cleared up the bombs, NOT.
Is Dany’s destruction of the city so bad? We leveled cities in Germany and Japan and in north Vietnam killing more people than the atomic bomb with incendiary bombs. But we are America the good guys.
We put to death the interrogators in Japan that used water torture but we use it with impunity.
So does she deserve to rule?
Do we?
In the end they have this nice democratic council but they forgot some people – the members of the Brothel industry that used their PAC to get a member on the council, and the sword makers union that paid to get their rep on the council, and the Ale producers that paid to get their rep on the council, and the farm industry that got a member on the council the only one missing is the up and coming new Westeros Dizzyland PAC.
*We are so sick and tired of this slime bag. Why can’t Congress grab a pair?
IMPEACH NOW….avoid the rush later!
How about a nice vacation to the Congo, to take your mind off all your troubles ?
https://youtu.be/mij1T2fBlN8
*Yeah BBORW, you first: Try Somalia for starters, that’s where your Sunni pals are all over it. We would do the Congo, but we miss Angola too much, that’s where we had all our MERCS……(Now Blackwater Consultant Contractors). Those guys were really cool and we miss looking at our old copies of Soldier of Fortune. The UAE has excursion packages to Yemen which are very affordable. Why don’t you go and come back and give us a firsthand report?