Weekend Open Thread: Disney Characters as Real People

We OJB writers may seem hostile to Disney at times, but we’re really not.  Hostile to the streetcar, to SOAR’s shenanigans, to certain aspects of copyright law (“FREE MICKEY!”), yes — but we like Disneyland and the rest of the resort and even Disney Corporation itself in most respects.  So let’s start things off with a tribute to Disney, shall we?

Disney Characters as Real People

Do you sense a pattern here? Or maybe … a template?

Yes — it’s Disney Characters as Real People!  If you can’t see the “who’s who” legend, you can go to the source and read that photo caption at a larger font size.  Give them their hits!  From the story:

Using computer-generated blends of real people, graphic designer Karen Graw tweaked and altered each face until she found the perfect match for each legend of the Disney universe.

She posted the images to her profile on the art-sharing website Behance – and they have now been rediscovered, much to the delight of people on social media around the world.

The artist told The Independent: “I wanted to see what the ID photos of Disney characters would look like, and how they could possibly look in real life.

Not everyone was so impressed, with user Diego Gomez writing: “ They all look strangely similar” and Jessica Crossley saying: “So… clones?” It is unclear whether these were criticisms of the artwork, or the diversity of Disney characters themselves.

Wait, wait — we said no criticism of Disney here in today’s post, Mr. Gomez and Ms. Crossley!  And if they are clones (of, I’m guessing, at least partly Olivia Wilde), and if it gives George Lucas a good idea for one of the last movies in the Star Wars trilogy — then so much the better!

This is your Weekend Open Thread.  Talk about that, or anything else you’d like, within reasonable bounds of decency and decorum.  No Dearthwatch was scheduled for this week, but given yesterday’s splatterfest at the Register doing one may be hard to resist.  If so, it will appear below the photo, below, of what Jiminy Cricket would look like in real life — nude!

About Greg Diamond

Somewhat verbose attorney, semi-disabled and semi-retired, residing in northwest Brea. Occasionally ran for office against jerks who otherwise would have gonr unopposed. Got 45% of the vote against Bob Huff for State Senate in 2012; Josh Newman then won the seat in 2016. In 2014 became the first attorney to challenge OCDA Tony Rackauckas since 2002; Todd Spitzer then won that seat in 2018. Every time he's run against some rotten incumbent, the *next* person to challenge them wins! He's OK with that. Corrupt party hacks hate him. He's OK with that too. He does advise some local campaigns informally and (so far) without compensation. (If that last bit changes, he will declare the interest.) His daughter is a professional campaign treasurer. He doesn't usually know whom she and her firm represent. Whether they do so never influences his endorsements or coverage. (He does have his own strong opinions.) But when he does check campaign finance forms, he is often happily surprised to learn that good candidates he respects often DO hire her firm. (Maybe bad ones are scared off by his relationship with her, but they needn't be.)