Issa iss a Dingbat: Blames Dems for Limbaugh’s Nastiness!

Issa's All-Male Birth Control Panel

"NO GURLZ ALOUD!" Issa's all-boys birth-control hearing is what led Limbaugh to new heights of sexist obnoxiousness, for which Issa blames ... Democrats!

Let’s get one thing clear from the outset: nothing — nothing — is likely to dislodge Rush Limbaugh from his perch on top of radical right-wing talk radio.  If the Oxycontin addiction and the sex tourism to the Dominican Republic didn’t do it, then a little calling a bright and attractive young law student who testified on behalf of her friend who lost an ovary because she was denied insurance for birth control a slut and asking her to send in sex videos isn’t going to do it either.  Yes, we will lose advertisers, for a while; yes, he might allow Republicans to denounce him gently as a little over the top, as if he were Cher or Lady Gaga; but his position is most likely safe.

No, the real political story coming from the wake of the “all-male, all the time” Issa hearings on birth control, which led to Limbaugh’s bellowing (and rutting, I imagine) tirade, is something else: Republicans ducking for cover.  Even Rick Santorum said that Rush had gone too far, which is sort of like being called “too violent” by Charles Manson.

There’s one prominent exception, though, and he’s coming into our Orange County political neighborhood, bay-bee!, and that is of course Darrell Issa himself.

What did Issa have to say?   Here ya go!

Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has spent part of his last three shows referring to a Georgetown University law student [Sandra Fluke] as a “slut” with “boyfriends … lined up around the block.” But [Rep. Darrell] Issa said Democrats are also complicit in the deteriorating rhetoric, accusing them of insulting people of faith.

“While your letter raises important concerns about these inappropriate comments and the tone of the current debate over religious freedom and Obamacare, I am struck by your clear failure to recognize your own contributions to the denigration of this discussion and attacks on people of religious faith,” Issa said in response to Cummings.

Issa would not let [Fluke] testify at an Oversight hearing about the Obama administration’s new birth-control mandate. Because she wasn’t allowed to testify, no one spoke in support of the policy and the first panel of witnesses was made up entirely of men.  Images of the all-male hearing spread quickly online, launching Democrats’ “Where are the women?” mantra.

Issa accused Democrats of spreading “false and incendiary claims” about the hearing, which was centered on the question of whether the contraception policy is an infringement on religious employers’ ability to freely practice their faith.

Issa hopes to represent next year a Congressional District including the Orange County areas of San Clemente, San Juan Capistrano, Dana Point, Ladera Ranch, and wherever it is that the Ortega Highway is as it wends east of Coto de Caza towards Lake Elsinore.  He’s as wealthy as they come in Congress and would be thought to be a shoo-in — despite the fact that Obama won the district by a point in 2008 — except for one thing: them pissed-off womenfolk.  I met his party-endorsed opponent, businessman Jerry Tetalman, who looks really disturbingly (at least if you’re at a Democratic Party meeting) like Chris Norby, on Monday night.  Tetalman was grinning as only a candidate who’s opponent has set the crotch of his pants on fire and is trying to put it out with lighter fluid could be.  He said that he has pulled in a lot — a lot — of money and support since Issa’s Man-on-Man-on-Man-on-Man-on-Man-on-birth control panel.  Enough to make him competitive?  Who knows?  But remember that at least some of Issa’s mailers are likely to have Issa’s own mug on them — and that can’t be good for many women who watch the news.

As for blaming Democrats’ popular position on requiring birth control coverage for Limbaugh’s calling Ms. Fluke a slut and asking women like her to send him sex videos if their insurance pays for their videos — as a Democrat, I would like to encourage Issa to keep stoking that fire! We’re all going to want to ask our opponents if they stand by Rep. “Move Away from the Whore!” car alarm.  The only danger I see is that the Republicans might get wise and remove him as head of the House Government Oversight Committee before he can do any more damage.  But that might not happen because the next ranking Republican is Dan Burton — the guy who shot a watermelon to try to prove dirty deeds in the suicide of Vince Foster.  Maybe Issa’s Chairmanship is safe no matter what he does.

Darrell Issa, as a liberal political blogger in Orange County — I LOVE YOU, MAN!  You are GOOD COPY! Keep your freak flag flying, at least through the election!  Keep bringing us — the “us” that doesn’t include “you” — together!

UPDATE: And then comes this from Limbaugh today:

“It was Sandra Fluke who said that she was having so much sex she can’t afford it. […] She’s spending $3000, $1000 a year, on pills and she’s going broke and wants us to buy it. […] By her own admission, in her own words, Sandra Fluke is having so much sex that she can’t afford it. […] Does she have more boyfriends? They’re lined up around the block. Or they would have been in my day.”

(OK, shouldn’t someone tell him how birth control pills work?  Hint: not like Oxycontin.)

UPDATE THE SECOND: Mitt Romney saves the day with this bold statement:

“It’s not the language I would have used.”

Contest!  Contest!  What is the language that Mitt Romney would have used?  Would he have called her a “harlot” or would he have referred to her imaginary so-called “boyfriends” as “disreputable suitors”?  WE MUST FIND OUT!

About Greg Diamond

Somewhat verbose attorney, semi-disabled and semi-retired, residing in northwest Brea. Occasionally ran for office against jerks who otherwise would have gonr unopposed. Got 45% of the vote against Bob Huff for State Senate in 2012; Josh Newman then won the seat in 2016. In 2014 became the first attorney to challenge OCDA Tony Rackauckas since 2002; Todd Spitzer then won that seat in 2018. Every time he's run against some rotten incumbent, the *next* person to challenge them wins! He's OK with that. Corrupt party hacks hate him. He's OK with that too. He does advise some local campaigns informally and (so far) without compensation. (If that last bit changes, he will declare the interest.) His daughter is a professional campaign treasurer. He doesn't usually know whom she and her firm represent. Whether they do so never influences his endorsements or coverage. (He does have his own strong opinions.) But when he does check campaign finance forms, he is often happily surprised to learn that good candidates he respects often DO hire her firm. (Maybe bad ones are scared off by his relationship with her, but they needn't be.)