Man High On Bath Salts Found Wearing Lingerie Next To Dead Goat

.

.

.
.

I understand that this post has absolutely nothing to do with politics or Orange County, but I just could not put this story down.  19 year old West Virginia native Mark Thompson of Alum Creek, West Virginia was found in his bedroom wearing a woman’s bra and panties with a dead goat nearby.  Mr. Thompson tried to stall investigators who had come to his house based on reports of that Thompson had stolen a neighbors goat by yelling out, “wait, I’m naked.”  Police entered the room to catch Mr. Thompson with his pants pulled down.   The police are taking the goat in for a necropsy because there was evidence of sexual assault on the animal.  After fleeing into the woods, Mr. Thompson was captured claiming that his actions were the result of the fact that he had been high on bath salts for the past three days.  I am not making this up – not stuff you run into everyday.

Evidently I am more of a old geezer than I thought – I had no idea you could get high on bath salts.  I know people will try anything to get high like licking a toad or eating obscure fungi, but the thought has never occurred to me to try and smoke my wife’s bubble bath.  Second, the goat – yuch (enough said).  Third, does West Virginia have a mental health department?  If so, I think we have somebody ready for its services – this poor guy needs a lot of help.

.


About Geoff Willis