Message to illegal immigrants: “Take off, eh!”

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I have stayed out of the immigration/illegal immigration/DREAM Act debates until now.  We’ve heard the term “secure borders” and “immigration reform” from the rabid anti-immigration activists at Tea Party rallies and other assorted events the past few years.  At first, I thought these overzealous folk were making too much of a big deal about letting people come here, achieve the American Dream or get a decent path to US citizenship.  Thanks to the efforts of fine Americans like Tom Tancredo, Chelene Nightingale, Maricopa County (AZ) Sheriff Joe Arpaio and the pride of Stockholm, Allan Mansoor,   I have seen the error of my ways and have decided to conform.  I will now be joining the angry mob toting pitchforks and torches telling those funny accented citizens that we speak American here.   I also look forward to Orange Juice founder Art Pedroza and other activists in the community calling me a hater as I write up this anti-immigrant screed.

Like the aforementioned, I also believe the flow of illegal immigrants are the biggest threat to our national security.  If we don’t stop the invasion of these people from coming over our borders, America as we know it today will become a 3rd world country.  The time is now to secure our borders and tell these illegal immigrants to “take off!”  Border security needs to be job #1.

Ladies and gentlemen, here are the faces of illegal immigration and threats to border security:

If we don’t stop these people from coming over our borders and influencing us with their culture, our children will lose their American identity, speak with funny accents and end up looking like these alcoholic dregs of society.  THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

It’s all about jobs for Americans.  Otherwise people like this will be taking million dollar NHL jobs from hard working American hockey players.  It was bad enough that we lost the gold medal Olympic hockey game to the likes of….. these people.  Did I also mention that the Anaheim Ducks and LA Kings are outsourcing their jobs to these people?

Do you want to lose the World Series trophy and cede the title of America’s Pastime to these people again?  It’s bad enough that we have to sit through their national anthem when they come to play the Angels every year. 

Maybe losing the title of America’s Pastime and the World Series trophy isn’t a big deal to you.  But how about losing the title of  “Budweiser: The King of Beers” to these people?

Are you angry yet?  Is the thought of losing the American way of life to the likes of Bob and Doug MacKenzie, the Toronto Blue Jays and Wayne Gretzky making you ill?   How much longer can we let these uninvited guests influence our culture and our children?  Remember we speak American here and don’t use the stupid metric system.   You don’t want the metric system, do you?

If that doesn’t sicken you, this will.  Here’s a look at their subversive and primitive culture from a bilingual website:

http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/los_angeles/about-a_propos/culture_canada.aspx?lang=eng&menu_id=173&menu=L

The time for immigration reform is now.  Do it for the children.

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