Hey folks it is just business as usual. Tiger has now apppeared on ESPN and the Golf Channel….is he cool or what? Hey, he is going back to Augusta, Georgia for the “Masters” next month and he assumes that everything is going to be just fine! How does he know? He told us so! Tiger has explained what “a bad boy he was and that he had done a lot of bad things” that his Daddy would have been both disappointed and proud of at the same time!
Tiger has washed the dirt off his balls (golf balls) and now he is ready to get back on that horse….and ride! He wants another Green Jacket…..because he left one of them at a Strippers house (according to Jay Leno!). Tiger has determined in his wisdom that Gloria Allred is just a terrible opportunist…taking advantage of a situation…..”a real user of other people”. Joslyn James in the meantime thinks that a personal apology and a personal check for several million dollars should be forthcoming…..since she has sold out all of her Porn movies on the Internet.
Good Luck Tiger…we won’t be watching your PGA exploits or your home video of taking a shower at Joslyn James apartment. Green jacket, Red jacket….they will all be stained with the Monica Lewinsky Memorial Trophy for screwing up bigtime! In the meantime: How is Elin and the kids?
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