So, after three months it is going to go like this: No Larry King, No Oprah, No Ellen….not even Tavis Smiley or Charlie Rose! It is going to be an IMG moment and there will be no “personal or family questions” from the allowed press!
Give us a break Tiger! We could care less that your little indiscretions have cost you an easy $Billion dollars! We could care less that you have had plastic surgery to repair a busted lip or that you had to show up at some “Mississippi Rehab Place” for Degenerative Abnormalities! We could care less that you had to pay each of your 20 girlfriends millions of dollars to shut up. We could care less that you are coming back to play golf…..since the entire sport is in the toilet since you quit.
If this was Tennis – it would be Match Point and you just Double Faulted for the fifth time! If this was Bowling, your throw would be a “gutter ball”. If it was football, it would be a season ending “sack”. If it was Baseball….the mighty Tiger just struck out! If it was surfing……it would be a “total wipeout”! Enough…..already!!!!
Whatever you have to say Tiger….is irrelevant. Whatever you do with your career now is meaningless. You have just become the Pete Rose of professional golf. You need to do a talk show on TV all about golf and the great guys that are still playing! You have ruined a perfectly good “superstar career”, “your family” and anyone that has hung out with you over the last five years!
Nevermind Tiger…….this is your year…..the Chinese Year of the Tiger. It is supposed to be especially prosperus! Good Luck with that …”Gung Hay Fat Choy”! You are going to need it! The good news is: We will not be watching your press conference…..the reports of what you said…..or any further Golf Tournaments you might find appropriate to participate in. For all of those that wish to elevate their opinion of you based on any so-called remarks…….you people are as bad as he was! Forgive everything….says Jesus. Sorry Tiger, we cannot forgive your stupidity, lying, duplicity, huberus, self-devoted aggrandizement and the fact that you have even tarnished your own father’s memory!
His huberus specially sucked.