Teleprompter in Chief NEEDS to be in sixth grade

While the country continues to realize its waking up with one doozy of a hangover called “An Obama”, and words like “Carter is sure looking good!” are being oft repeated, the commander in chief continues to cross country trek to “turn things around! He’s dead serious. He’s getting tough. He’s bringing that teleprompter into the townhalls, into the prostitution peddling ACORN offices where he worked the only real job he ever had, AND he’s bringing it into the classrooms! Yeesssss. That’s right ladies and gentlemen. He’s serious about talking to your kids!

And he’s not just reading from a book! Bring back David Plouffe. Yes, that will fix everything.

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