Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You
can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just move on.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Anonymous
Whinier words never spoken.
DU
Terry Crowley,I notice you don’t want to split the country along the OBVIOUS lines of blue state/red state, that wouldn’t be because BLUE states KICK red states asses economically, would it?
I’d also like to add that you’re doing the “unhinged” crowd, proud. Keep up the good work.
Terry,
All the GOP has left now is the South. Good luck with that divorce. Your party won’t be getting much…
Art
Keep up that mouth. Your politics wont even be remembered for your moment in the light like John Edwards.
You’re just fading out…
Mr. Freedom,
? You’re not even making sense now! What the heck does John Edwards have to do with any of this?
And I could care less if my politics are remembered, whatever that means. Publishing the top Orange County political blog is good enough for me!
You Republicans need to stop sucking on lemons and get used to the fact that your party is bereft of ideas and absolutely powerless to do anything about Obama.
Whatever happened to the party of limited government? So sad that it became the party of Talibani Republicans!
anonster
States Receiving Most in Federal Spending Per Dollar of Federal Taxes Paid:
1. D.C. ($6.17)……..the blue cancer….
2. North Dakota ($2.03)……completely infected with the blue cancer
3. New Mexico ($1.89)…Northern New Mexio…blue cancer
4. Mississippi ($1.84)….Souther Mssissippi…blue cancer
5. Alaska ($1.82)….semi cancerous
6. West Virginia ($1.74)…W. West Virginia….blue cancer
7. Montana ($1.64)
8. Alabama ($1.61)
9. South Dakota ($1.59)…completely infected with blue cancer
10. Arkansas ($1.53)…competely infected with the blue cancer
These 10 areas comprise the bulk of Blue America….the blue cancer that is consuming this country from within…Red America providing for Blue America…
The Top Ten Most Poverty Ridden Cities …..and who runs them
(% of people living below the poverty level)
1. Detroit, MI 32.5%–Democrat mayor for the last 13 years
2. Buffalo, NY 29.9%–Democrat mayor for the last 52 years
3. Cincinnati, OH 27.8%–Democrat mayor the last 24 years
4. Cleveland, OH 27.0%–Democrat mayor for the last 18 years
5. Miami, FL 26.9%–Democrat mayor for the last 22 years
5. St. Louis, MO 26.8%–Democrat mayor for the last 58 years
7. El Paso, TX 26.4% –Democrat mayor for the last 17 years
8. Milwaukee, WI 26.2%–Democrat mayor for the last 48 years
9. Philadelphia, PA 25.1%–Democrat mayor for the last 55 years
10. Newark, NJ 24.2%–Democrat mayor for the last 55 years
The Responsible paying for…and rewarding…the irresponsible…Liberalism
So sad that so many “PRETENDERS” to Libertarianism accuse others of having no ideas when they offer nothing new themselves.
The GOP is polling ahead of the Demoncrats for the first time in several years because they have nothing but class warfare and racial profiling to appeal to their masses. Oh, and people like you shilling for Liberals but trying to sound moderate.
But you’re speaking to a TRUE Libertarian sir. The GOP left me long ago. Cant lump me in. Cant even try.
Too slick to grab…
Mr. Freedom,
Too slick or too oily?
I am not buying your spin. Your past comments indicate that you are no Libertarian, rather you are a hack for the GOP.
I have offered plenty of ideas here at the OJ – if you didn’t read them, that’s on you.
I cannot imagine that your party is polling ahead of the Dems, but they don’t have much to offer either – at least however they are not bent on enforcing religious laws on the rest of us.
Americans want limited government – they don’t want a party that insists on snooping in their bedrooms.
What a bunch of whining! And the eternal Liberal straw man! Religion!
I can derive the same principles from Ayn Rand, Immanuel Kant, Freidrich Hayek and Adam Smith, many or all of whom would object highly to bringing GOD into the conversation.
Dont need to. Objective wrong is objective wrong. Doesnt matter how you change words, use past wrongs to effect minority tyranny, deflect truths by focusing on the “motives” of others.
It doesnt obscure the vapidness of your position to anyone truly paying attention.
Mr. Freedom,
Boy I thought Jerbal was the only guy who blogs with a thesaurus next to his keyboard.
Whatever. The GOP is dead. The Dems are inept. Either go Libertarian or go DTS, but stop shilling for the red-faced mob. That is a losing proposition.
Terry Crowley, by your stellar reckoning, there is only ONE RED state and that would be Tex-ass, take-it, but you’re going to have to do without U.S. Government programs, military bases and NASA. Good luck and good riddance!
Whatever!
Does that really work for YOU? Cant let you have the last word…
It was you who said:
“Who cares? I’m a Libertarian!”
Singing a tune no one should listen to…
“O get off your GOP bit”, Art,(medical king).
Terry you are brilliant, really really brillant!!
Don’t listen to Art and his side kick anonster, they will just spout off the same old liberal BS.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the ideal situation would be for Crowley to leave the country. You don’t love it? Leave it.
I often wonder what our soldiers in Iraq would think if they knew folks like Terry Crowley were ready to dump their country because, waaaah, Obama is raising taxes on millionaires.
Terry ought to walk a mile in THEIR shoes, forced to serve in a DIRTY, ROTTEN, STINKING WAR that Bush and Cheney COOKED UP so that their CORPORATE BUDDIES could get their hands on IRAQI OIL. Better yet, I wonder how the PARENTS of a soldier that DIED in IRAQ would feel.
Oh, how patriotic you are, Mr. Crowley, WAVE YOUR FLAG, and I’m sure your “teabagging” brethren salute you.
Anonster,
Well, at least you have it partly right. My three year old waving a toy flag is more patriotic than you any day.
Mr. Freedom,
And your 3 year old is smarter than 99% of the GOP’s leaders and politicians!
Terry, Here’s something dumb I heard yesterday: Y’know last year people were saying America would elect a black president only after pigs could fly. Well …. swine flu.
Terry, you fool, you want to take the military into the right-wingy division of the country? Where’re you going to get your infantry officers? Educated Republicans are too smart to volunteer to get their asses blown off leading a bunch of poor kids into combat. You need bleeding-heart idiots like me and other Democrats fool enough to take that job. This divorce won’t work.
Mr Freedom, yep, shallow, meaningless flag waving, about sums up the republican party’s definition of patriotism.
How scary is it, that you don’t even have the brains to be ashamed.
It so Sad to read the hate filled post’s of the left wing, that hate everything that made this the best country in the world.
Anonster, you are just a spoiled brat who i bet still lives at home with Mom and Dad!!
You claim to love the down and out yet you could not care less that people in this world are murdered in cold blood and the brave Men and Women of this country defend them!!
I wish the American soldier’s had defended the Catholic’s in N.Ireland when we were being butchered.
SAHS teacher, look at what the liberal way of thinking has done to your country!! Where the left rules their is nothing but a mess!!
Please don’t bring up the republican bit, The orange country supervisors are all republicans and the biggest socialist’s i have ever seen. Look into the First 5 program,Calworks,ect…
Your schools are a mess, The teacher’s are very well paid and do not measure up at all. SAHS is a joke and the teaching there is sub-standard!!
I don’t have a love affair of the teacher’s in this state “it is a job, like anyother job” you either do it well or get fired!!.
I took my child out of the public school and even with the less than steller education i have, he has excelled. He is reading books at a 2nd grade level and is 5 years old.
When i came to this country i had no idea what the left and right was. I just met American’s that i found to be elitist and irrogant. I find a common link with the left; White,educated,elitist.
The left think they are the masters and everyone around them are the Trash. The more Trash and more power the master becomes.
The left are bullies that think by using their big nasty mouths to belittle people that they can get their way. Well they can’t, not anymore!!
What Terry wrote, is what the average American feels, they are sick to death of the left trying to kill the American Dream!!
So if you want to say we are: republican,rasist,scumbags, anti-ameican.
“go for it”!!
Yea Art, Reed and Polosi are the smartest people you know!!!! yeh ok!!
michelle, if you hate the “educated” so much, WHY are you teaching your kid to read? Books are filled with (gasp) IDEAS!
You wouldn’t want your kid to get an education and maybe start THINKING for himself, who knows what could come of that. He might EVEN question his government. AAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better to play it safe, keep him ignorant, then he can grow up and become a republican too.
I know you dont think this is possible, because of your own personality. “I hate no one”, i do not respect people that cannot tolerate someone with a different view. That is the left!!! That is you anonster!!
As far as the educated, their are educated people with common sense who do not elevate themselves on a pedal stool. Their are alot of idiots that are educated without sense and respect for others,. Ie. Bill Aryes, a rich boy who hated America simply to rebel aganist a life that other’s would have died for!!
You and your like anonster don’t want Americans questioning the Government or demanding that they do the will of the people. Why, because alot of illegal immigrants would be back home and there would be no entitlements for anyone that is not a citizen of this country. Teacher’s,admin,parents would be held responsible for parenting and how well the children are doing in school.
Again you throw in the republican bit, again i tell you republicans are no different then the dem’s they are all like yourself Anonster in it for yourself!!
As far as my kids, “educated yes, Elitist no”.
I hope my kids like myself are independent thinker’s, the two party system is just one of the same!!
Are you married michell?
Mr. Freedom,
No!!!!! Don’t go there! The last thing we need is for the two of you to hook up…
SAHS Teacher
Thats as tasteless a joke as democrat teabagging!
Art, fear not i am married.
Mr. Freedom we are already bonded. For the fact is that great minds think alike!”)
I forgot to mention.
SAHS teacher. The American troops have been some of the smartest people i have ever met and American school teacher’s some of the dumbest people i have met. I hate to say this about teachers but it is a fact. It is the reason i pulled my child out of our public school.
To say Republican,s are too smart to get their asses blown off leading a bunch of poor kids in to combat shows that you have no clue about the military.
1.US Men and Women are not forced to serve their country, they do it because they want to serve a cause greater than themselves. 2. A large percentage of Men and Women who enter the military are well educated. 3.Poll,s show that most of the military consider themselves conservative.
SAHS teacher do yourself a favour, do your homework!!
Aye, aye Capt. Quinn … I do have a lot of hw to score ‘fore tomorrow.
I am glad to here that they are doing their homework!!
You made a comment that teacher’s leave within 2-3 days why???