I support denying civil rights to children born from failed abortions.
I support taxing families making over $150,000 to buy votes from everyone else.
I and my running mate do not support legal changes to civil marriage.
I believe in spreading the wealth.
I believe those who create jobs in this society are “selfish”.
I believe in a state that stands above society as an impartial arbiter to deal with claims of diverse groups.
Ronald Reagan: It’s morning in America again!
George H W Bush: A kinder, gentler America.
George W Bush: Real plans for real people.
Me: I will change the world.
Who am I?
Think before you vote. Don’t be a Vern.

Terry Crowley! Did you run out of Haldol? You’re not making sense again!
Eh?
SMS
What did you not understand? Who do you think I’m talking about?
GTFOH Crowley! You’re not going to try and say you thought what you wrote was clear and understandable, what kind of crazy-making misogynist are you?
the blind can”t read
Anon & Longboobs,
What I don’t hear is you addressing a single FACT.
1. Did B.O. vote against a law protecting children born from failed abortions. YES. HE WAS THE ONLY ONE TO DO SO.
2. Did Joe Biden say “People making under $150,000 will get a tax cut.”? YES. We know what happens to everyone else…
3. Did Joe Biden say “I and my running mate do not support Gay Marriage.” in a debate? YES.
4. Did B.O. say “I want to spread the wealth.”? YES.
5. Did B.O. call the people who would be targeted by his tax increase and who already pay %40 of the bill – the entreprenuers, wealth builders and job creators of this country – “selfish” for complaining? YES.
6. Did B.O. say he believes in Big Daddy guv? See Interviews from 2001.
GET REAL.
I’m busy, Terry.
Sorry Terry, i missed out on much of the partisan claptrap that came out from your side, so the answers were not immediately apparent.
I’m not as concerned about bits and pieces taken out of context instead I choose to read his books and peruse his website and see what he actually said and thought in total on subjects important to me.
Again, you guys refuse to acknowledge the memo, it clearly says that these partisan wedge issue manipulative tactics will not work anymore. We’re on to you.
Now had I known that you guys were going to be so interesting I might have changed, like I did during Agnew’s days, so I could enjoy the claptrap your side is so adept at churning out.
Swetelle, I’m probably going to finish my evening calling over at Debbie Cooks and grabbing a few beers over at Centerfield with whoever finishes the night working there. I heard about the DPOC’s at … what is it … Sutra or something? Actually if the commenters on this blog were favoring one party or the other I’d like to go to meet all of you too.
Longboobs, SMS (who I see has already done a parody of this)
Terry’s put together a little “who am I” game and the answer is supposed to be Barack Obama (though he confuses things by naming the post after me, but that’s just a little Crowley humor! And each item there is a lie about Obama from the McCain camp, long ago debunked. I mean I’m PRETTY SURE each of those are lies – that WAS the criterion, wasn’t it Terry? For example, the famous infanticide smear at the top – Barack joined the majority of the Illinois legislature in voting against this Trojan horse law from anti-choice fanatics, BECAUSE 1. There was already an other law on the books protecting the lives of accidentally-born babies, and 2. there were other things in the law, designed to whittle down Illinois women’s right to choose, such as an end to exceptions “for the women’s health.” (I know, women’s health is a laugh line for John McCain.)
I’m afraid Terry did not make his post any more comprehensible with his convoluted way of putting things. Next time he dedicates a post to me, I hope for a little more effort. I’m especially disappointed that he left out:
I am a secret Muslim plotting the death of Israel with anti-semitic professor Rashid Khalidi and all-powerful Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
I intend to name Bill Ayers, who wrote both my books, as my next director of Homeland Security. And Jeremiah Wright, most of whose sermons I helped author, Attorney General.
The real reason I’ve laboriously forged my official birth certificate and hidden the original is so that nobody knows – till after my inauguration! – that I was born in a Pakistani madrassa, the secret love child of Malcolm X and Bernadette Dohrn, conceived on Malcolm’s visit to Mecca.
Under my socialist – nay, communist – healthcare plan, gay abortions will be mandatory for every American citizen over five.
All you hard-working Joe the plumbers are going to have to work twice as many hours – yes, 16 hour days – with all your earnings going to your new masters, the Indolent Black Class, who in turn will grant you food stamps and WIC.
anoyms & longboobs… There’s the Debbie Cook party, the DPOC bash by Triangle Square, a Linh Ho party in Garden Grove, and… *keep this under your hats* a yes on 8 victory party at the Irvine Hyatt.
picture… if things go well… “We’re gettin’ married in the morning…” enough said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have.” Thomas Jefferson
I didnt vote for the GOP Vern, and I dont twist facts to fit my conclusions. How sad.
An intellect as broad and loquacious as old Tom’s is big enough for anyone to quote for their purposes.
Example: “The purpose of government is to protect the citizens from the excesses of the moneyed interests.”
O-O-O- I want to play… “A mans legs should be long enough to reach the ground.” Abraham Lincoln.
I didnt vote for the GOP and I dont braid my hair. How sad.
(did I do it right?)