Bubba J for Obama

Hi! I’m Bubba J! I voted for Obama cause it was cool!

I’m right there with 94% of people like me who knew Sarah Palin had a pregnant teenage daughter. Found that interesting. Yup. And I was as smart as 97% of folks like me who knew who said “I can see Russia from my house.” I watch Saturday Night Live, see… hyuk hyuk…

Somebody asked me if I knew who it was who had won his first election by getting all his opponents knocked off the ballot. But I was right there with 83% of the rest of my friends who didnt know either! So there!  And who cares who is going to bankrupt the coal industry? 88% of my friends don’t know, so neither do I!

Now, I like Joe Biden. So I agree with 72% of my friends who say it was somebody else who quit their campaign because of plagiarism. Heck, my friends do that all the time… you got Marx, Lenin, Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Ted Kennedy… its all been said before, so who cares?

And I sure don’t think it matters who controls Congress cause they change hands every two years right? I mean, isnt that what elections do? Make change? 57% of my friends agree with me on that one.

So come on folks, dont be down. Don’t think you look stupid! Look at me.

“We stand by the results our survey work on behalf of John Ziegler, as we stand by all of our work. We reject the notion that this was a push poll because it very simply wasn’t. It was a legitimate effort to test the knowledge of voters who cast ballots for Barack Obama in the Nov. 4 election. Push polls are a malicious effort to sway public opinion one way or the other, while message and knowledge testing is quite another effort of public opinion research that is legitimate inquiry and has value in the public square. In this case, the respondents were given a full range of responses and were not pressured or influenced to respond in one way or another. This poll was not designed to hurt anyone, which is obvious as it was conducted after the election. The client is free to draw his own conclusions about the research, as are bloggers and other members of society. But Zogby International is a neutral party in this matter. We were hired to test public opinion on a particular subject and with no ax to grind, that’s exactly what we did. We don’t have to agree or disagree with the questions, we simply ask them and provide the client with a fair and accurate set of data reflecting public opinion.” – John Zogby

512 Obama Voters 11/13/08-11/15/08 MOE +/- 4.4 points

97.1% High School Graduate or higher, 55% College Graduates

Results to 12 simple Multiple Choice Questions

57.4% could NOT correctly say which party controls congress (50/50 shot just by guessing)

71.8% could NOT correctly say Joe Biden quit a previous campaign because of plagiarism (25% chance by guessing)

82.6% could NOT correctly say that Barack Obama won his first election by getting opponents kicked off the ballot (25% chance by guessing)

88.4% could NOT correctly say that Obama said his policies would likely bankrupt the coal industry and make energy rates skyrocket (25% chance by guessing)

56.1% could NOT correctly say Obama started his political career at the home of two former members of the Weather Underground (25% chance by guessing).

And yet…..

Only 13.7% failed to identify Sarah Palin as the person on which their party spent $150,000 in clothes

Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter

And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her “house,” even though that was Tina Fey who said that!!

So now, go ahead, you pedantic meanderers of meaning and vicissitude. Pooh pooh it all away. Explain it all away.

Talk about how it doesnt mean anything. As long as you are consistent enough to include every poll that says oh, a majority of Americans believes in abortion, or… a majority of Americans thinks we should lose in Iraq, or… that finally, somehow, you finally feel like you got a vast majority of Americans to believe what you believe, and your newspapers aren’t failing, and your newscasts aren’t declining, and Americans who just want to be left alone are NOT tuning you out.

Don’t quote some leftwing “Click Here For The Truth!” website. Thats a yawn. I can find five of those too.

Want to make yourself feel better with some verbal masturbation about how out of it I am, without answering any of these points? Be my guest. I need the laughs. I just spent two days getting rid of an f’in nasty AntivirusPro 2009.

From the fertile fields of the Central California Valley, where I have returned to my hometown to help my mother keep her home under the onerous freakin burden of these California taxes, and where you can still fire somebody if you’re smart enough to know not to say why, this is National Issues Writer Terry Crowley.


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