Write-Down definition: “reduction of the entered
value of an asset”. Then how about a Write-Off
“To charge an asset amount to expense or loss, in order to reduce
the value of that asset and one’s earnings”. Or how about:
Accelerate Depreciation:A depreciation method
which allows faster write-offs than the straight line method.
These methods provide a greater tax shield effect than straight
line depreciation, and so companies with large tax burdens might
like to use accelerated depreciation methods, even if it reduces
the income shown on financial statement. Accelerated depreciation
methods are popular for writing-off equipment that might be
replaced before the end of its useful life since the equipment
might be obsolete (e.g. computers). One example of an accelerated
depreciation method is the Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery
System (MACRS). As you can see, these terms start to get more
complicated when you are talking about Accounting Principles
rather that just the value of the Family Home!
Finally, one more term: double-declining balance depreciation
method :Method of accelerated depreciation, in which
double the straight-line depreciation amount is taken the first
year, and then that same percentage is applied to the
undepreciated amount in subsequent years.
OK…now your eyes are totally glazed over….and you are
wondering why in the heck anyone with half a mug of egg-nog
would want to think about these semi-nautical expressions of
clarity! The reason is simple…we will be hearing a whole
bunch more about these terms in the future. They are part
and parcel of what the world economy is looking at. So
how in the world did all this happen? Was it simply a
world conspiracy? Hey, people don’t even believe in small
conspiracies like alien life or the Kennedy Assassination…
so how are they going to believe in a world Economic, Hedge
Fund, Derivative Conspiracy? Well, it’s all pretty easy..
people are lazy and they don’t pay much attention to many
important things. They would prefer to watch Britany’s 16
year old sister get pregnant…or turn on Jerry Springer…
yes there are far more entertaining things to consider, until
the price of your house falls by 80 percent and you can’t
borrow money to send your kids to college. Until, your
pension becomes worthless and Governments can’t afford to
pay for Public Services. Eventually, that will get your
attention.
OK, before we completely lose our readers…here are just
a few more major issues that you will be hearing about in
some detail in 2008: declining balance method,
Accelerated Cost Recovery System, Modified ACRS, straight
line depreciation, Sum-of-the-Years’-Digits Method
We won’t bother to define any of these terms…if you are
really motivated you can Google them at will. Just make
sure you use “Definition” in your search. Today, Bear-
Stearns the Investment people did a $1.9 Billion dollar
Write-Down for the last Quarter. How much the Write-Down
was for the whole year…you can probably see someplace.
To refresh you memories: Last month Merrill-Lynch Wrote
Down $8.9 Billion dollars..essentially..reducing the value
of all their assets by 25%. They have lots more to go..
so don’t be surprised when they Write-Down a whole bunch
more. President Bush is encouraging these Mega-Investment
World Vehicles….to take the Write-Downs now! Avoiding
the rush later – should be encouraged. For those with homes
in Orange County…we encourage them to follow suit and
call Tax Assessor Webster Guillory and get your re-evaluation
going right away. Why pay taxes that you don’t have to?
But lets get to the essential question: Why is everything
worth 30% of what it was last year? Start with this: “the
artificial rise in Property Values” say by 100% or more.
Try, pandering to Developers and Contractors to keep the
economy going with building, repairs, upgrades and keeping
our illegal immigrants employed. “Build it – and they will
come!” seemed to be the call of the day. Without any
restrictions, without any concern for lack of infrastructure,
without any concern for our lack of water or common sense!
Build high-rise condo’s to the sky! Charge an arm and leg
and make people go begging with auctions and high paced, high
ticket marketing techniques! Hey, who could be against the
“Great Capitalistic Machine”? What, are we against “Progess!”
or what? No, we are against stupidity!
So, how bad is it going to get? “Pretty god-dammed bad!” in
the words of Sonny Corelone…in the original Godfather. Yes
folks….we are soon going to the mattresses here! It isn’t
just happening here in our town….remember how they always
said: “We live in a Global Economy!”….true, so true. Japan,
Europe and even side countries like Venezuela are going to be
affected big time! Remember, as long as its just a so-called
“Paper Loss”…it really doesn’t matter. What matters is when
dividends, interests, sale of property, pension returns, asset
evaluation that affects borrowing, building or selling and
other things like that……need to happen. Yep, that’s when
things get tough! Want to sell your car….good luck! Want
to sell your house or your baseball cards? Not right now!
OK, so what is the corrective behavior folks? Well, its time
to sit this game out…it so reminds us so much of the fall of
the Gold market in 1980! From $848 bucks a ounce to $245…..
in about a year. Our evaluation is – that’s how much our
markets presently have been over valued. The real values of
your property and things? About 30% of “what you think they
are worth!” The good news is: If you can afford to stay in
your present location, with your present transportation and
have enough cash flow to make it every month – You are blessed!
There is no lump of coal in your Christmas Stocking! If things
however don’t quite add up…that way…..we can all pray a
bunch together and hope to make it through; healthy and still
loved by all our families and friends! In fact, Pray for all
the people’s of the world..we are in a Global Economy you see!
Senor,
Muchos gracias for your support of our product. We hope you will continue to drink Cuervo and remind you to drink early and drink often.
Sincerely
Jose Cuervo
Thanks Claudio…just don’t try
to add any salt….it is way too
expensive for you!
Dear Jose,
Stay away from the Winships they belong to me a my buddy Jim Beam. We don’t need any of you border brothers comin’ up here and messin’ with our folks.
Sincerely,
Jack Daniels
I share your fears. A week ago, a person in banking told me that after the lenders (Ameriquest, etc.) and the brokers (Dean Witter, Goldman,Lehman Bros, Merrill Lynch, etc.)and hedge funds the next domino will be the insurance companies that insure bonds and many of these exoctic investments as well as mortgages themselves. This week I see in the Bus. section of the paper that MBNA is in trouble, right on schedule. We may get to a point of panic and depression, I fear. Some will try to call it deflation. Whatever it is called, if it happens it is going to be ugly – especially for today’s generations that do not know much about doing without.
Oh yes, your listing of the various depreciation methods – brought back memories of Accounting 1A and 1B in the early 60’s! Is a discussion of LIFO and FIFO next?
Thank god I live in Santa Ana, being at the bottom (so to speak) there is not far to fall.
The value of a house has not changed, it is the value of the intangables that the pension funds and insurance companies bought.
When the pension funds do their accounting update next summer and it shows a massive underfunding of the required amount of assets, that is when the axe will fall.
I would be carefull about walking around those tall building in Newport this summer, where the money changers are located, you not want one of those five hundred suits to fall on you.
First off, Sean, Claudio and
Luis…..that is Jose Cuevo, Jim
Beam and Jack Daniels………..
You guys really need to get into
the gentlemans drink – Scotch….
Johnny Walker Black Label to start.
You can always move up to the double malts later………..
*Now for actual comment #4….
Thank you for grasping the concept
of “serious economic decline”. It
seems obvious that you are not
working for the government…but
we have been mistaken before….
either way…your comments are
right on…….UBS stockholders
are freaking out…because the
Saudi’s have run in with cash to
prop up this mega giant. It had
$40 Billion bucks in sub-prime
mortgage vehicles ….now down to
$29 Billion after taking a $14
billion write-off. There is blood
in the streets…and no one is
reporting much unless you switch
to the Financial channels..on
cable. Like we said….it is time
to hold tight and pray! Not too
many new jobs on the horizon…..
as it looks now!
I pray you’re wrong, but fear you’re correct.
This is just the current version of an old game called “skinning the cat” or “shearing the sheep”.
With a monoply banking system under the Federal Reserve, enough dollars will be generated to keep all afloat. Real wealth lies in producing useful goods & services (where America is still strong) and not in “kiting paper values” like SIV’s.
Cook,
Love your stuff….hey, we are
just saying what two million
thinking people a minute are
thinking! When you are Godzilla,
is it hard to hide in a closet!
This baby…has been brewing for
quite a while. Everyone thought
erroneously – as usual – if they
say nothing; it might go away!
What’s that story about telling
someone a secret? It don’t take
long after that! If you are watching the big guys on MSNBC
Financial and CNN Financial….
especially the European Reports..
are really scary!