This just came in on the transom (not sure what a transom is, but we borrowed Matt’s):
Hunger strikers say “Bring back Bob!”
ORANGE – Anti-war protesters from various leftist organizations gathered again today at Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez’ office to urge “her to sign our pledge to end funding and to inquire if the C-17 can be funded some other way.”
Orange Juice blogger Claudio Gallegos showed up and discussed the protest while downing a juicy double burger. Afterwards the protest leaders decided it was time to take the protest to another level.
One protester, who was wearing a black ski mask and who called himself “El Comandante” said that the next step for the group would be to call up former Congressman Robert K. Dornan.
“We need to bring back Bob,” said El Comandante. “With Bob at least we know that he is wrong 100% of the time. It makes it easier to protest him. With Loretta we know that she is with us 99% of the time – but we need to make her pay for that 1% difference.”
Another protester, named Rainbow, had this to say, “I think it really sucks that Claudio ate that big double burger in front of us. I am really hungry now. This hunger strike really blows.”
We also spoke to a group of protesters who were dressed up like clowns. Their leader was named Garzo. We asked him what he thought about bringing back Dornan.
“I am all for it,” said Garzo. “Who cares about airplanes? At least if Bob is back we don’t need any more planes as his nickname is B-1. Surely he can let our military borrow some of his bombers.”
I asked Garzo how we would employ the union workers who would be laid off if C-17 production stopped. “Well,” he said, “We can maybe show them how to hunger strike and how to be clowns.”
Can they make money as clowns, we asked. Garzo responded, “Who cares? Can’t they go on welfare or something? This is another reason to bring back Bob. He saved Miguel Pulido’s muffler shop. Maybe he can find a way to help the workers.”
We told Garzo that Dornan is a conservative Republican. “So what,” he replied. “Loretta used to be a Republican – and we still don’t trust her. Also, I heard her cat Gretzky is a Republican. Wasn’t Gretzky a rich white guy? I just don’t trust that fat white cat.”
Activists interested in joining the “Bring back Bob” campaign can email the organizers at garzothe payaso@bringbackbob.com.
A quote from the Register response log-“After serving 3 tours in Iraq, I am proud that there are a few people in OC brave enough to stand up for the Constitution and national security. The idea that we are in Iraq fighting an enemy that wants to end our way of life is pure fantasy. The Iraqi resistance is led by Iraqi citizens who are have had enough of our presence there. No peace can ever come to Iraq while we are there standing in the way.
Jason, USMC vet – Aug 28, 2007 11:34:28 PM”
Too bad the OC dems betray such a rigid viewpoint in this blog. And the clown pictures say a lot about who put them there. Dishonest and authoritarian, you’re back to Kool Aid, sad clowns.
Hey..all those phony ballots that
Loretta got should be uncounted
anyway!
Bob and Sallie are way too busy
doing important things to take
back that seat. There is no one
however we would rather see make
a royal comeback than B-1 Bob!
Go to our website and watch the
only real video interviews that
are available with the great man.
Essential Dornan is available from
our CA page and from our archives
we got him for 20 minutes at the
3rd Western Conservative
Conference. If you are really
desparate you can always buy his
“Last Starfighter” movie on Amazon
or find it in some back dated
Independent Video Stores..maybe
that one off Fairview in Costa Mesa. If you can’t wait….just
listen to our Explosive Promo
which features both B1-Bob and
our second favorite….Congressman
Dan Burton from Indiana!
http://www.cuttingedge-atalkshow.com
We have more Dornan coverage than
is available anywhere – except in
the Dornan home!
Is Bob still alive? The house that John Schmitz once lived in is for sale (North Tustin)- perhaps Bob could buy it and move in and —?.