It looks like the voters in the First Supervisorial District are not going to get to see all of the candidates in an all-out scrum, so I decided to postulate what might happen if you got them all in one room. Here then is the virtual debate we all have been wishing for:
Moderator: You will each have two minutes to present your opening statements.
Umberg: Clearly I should go first since I served in Guantanamo.
Moderator: Sorry sir, we have assigned speaking order randomly and so Mr. Nguyen will go first.
Trung Nguyen: Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I am the only conservative in this race. I am also the only candidate to go to our border with Mexico to stop the illegals. No one else can say that. Well, maybe Lupe can but she pulled out because she has no fire in her belly. But there is other stuff in her belly. Wait, I also want to mention that I was there with the Governor and someone messed up with that picture in the paper, but it wasn
Pretty funny!
LMAO!
ROTFLMAO- Art, that was great! Thanks for the laugh.
Morning Coffee
Great satire Art!
You cut to the chase.
All candidates are problematic.
Some use military record of integrity and claim dedication to kids in their campaigns.
However, despite holding elected office in the past they have done little for kids.
So it might as well have been an episode out of “Kill Bill”
Why was CB in the Air Force for only two years? I thought enlistment in the AF was a four year commitment — and if in for only two years, why was he stationed at such an important job?
Art,
You have found your forte! Hilarious! I disagree with you on almost every issue, but this knocks me out. great job!
Where has Tom Umberg been? He hasn’t been to the majority of the forums, events and volunteer activites. Typical ol’ white boy candidate. Let the grunts do all the dirty work for you.
Poster 7,
Good question! He appears to be MIA. If he loses, he will have much to answer for in his party. I do think he will be finished at that point.
I also think that Santa Ana Mayor Miguel Pulido greatly damaged himself by backing the Republican, Bustamante. Pulido is going to have a hard time in two years when his party finally stops covering for him.