Election Day arrives at last

Well, Election Day is upon us. Everyone has been asking me how I think this will turn out. I still think that Janet Nguyen has a distinct advantage as the only remaining woman in the race. In fact her campaign spent the evening taking potted plants to women who had not voted. It worked for Joe Dunn!

It appears that Trung Nguyen’s forces our out doing all kinds of scandalous things, which it is hard to account for, however I don’t see him doing any better than he did in the two races he lost last year. Tom Umberg panicked at the end, and Carlos Bustamante crawled to the finish line as his campaign utterly failed to excite Latinos.

Here’s my fearless forecast:

1.2% Kermit “Vote for Carlos” Marsh
2.2 Brett “Carlos Sucks” Franklin
3% Lupe “Tancredo-Mobile” Moreno
3.1% Larry “TV Producer” Phan
8.7% Benny Diaz
13.1% Carlos “Space Command” Bustamante
13.5% Mark “Tom Sucks” Rosen
15.2% Trung “Photoshop” Nguyen
25.3% “Cardboard” Tom Umberg
28.2 Janet Nguyen

Don’t forget to vote today if you haven’t already done so!

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