world-weary snark Archive
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F**K September 11. [Now updated with poll.]
Posted on September 10, 2011 | 152 Comments. . . To you yahoos with your “Never forget” bumper stickers, your “Always remember” teeshirts, for whom the terrible attacks of 9-11 were a sort of confirmation of your... -
Newport Beach…..just the 29th “worst-dressed city” in America!
Posted on July 15, 2011 | 20 Comments. . . How is it possible that people or magazines are allowed to make blanket judgments about others? Mr. Blackwell was famous for pointing out the worst dressed Hollywood... -
Man High On Bath Salts Found Wearing Lingerie Next To Dead Goat
Posted on May 16, 2011 | 8 Comments. . . . I understand that this post has absolutely nothing to do with politics or Orange County, but I just could not put this story down. 19 year... -
T. R. BlackEye’s Contrarian Presidents’ Day Post: Taking Lincoln to the Woodshed.
Posted on February 22, 2011 | 6 Comments. . . Happy Real Presidents’ Day! Happy Birthday, Mr. President! As the first and greatest U.S. president, George Washington established the shining city on the hill (over the Potomac),... -
![. . . . [Reprinted from last Christmas, this has been one of our most popular, widely-read posts ever. Except, they're still playing that damned song!] * Actually, it was...](http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/rudolph-155x155.jpg "The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Posted on December 22, 2010 | 1 Comment. . . . [Reprinted from last Christmas, this has been one of our most popular, widely-read posts ever. Except, they're still playing that damned song!] * Actually, it was... -
Mitt Romney’s Vulcan Grip
Posted on February 19, 2010 | 5 CommentsGoofy-ass Massachusetts Mormon Republican politician-droid Mitt Romney got hisself into a little fracas the other day on an airplane; here is the skinny from the other party: It can’t help... -
The ‘My Way’ Killings (New York Times)
Posted on February 7, 2010 | 1 CommentSinatra Song Often Strikes Deadly Chord GENERAL SANTOS, the Philippines — After a day of barbering, Rodolfo Gregorio went to his neighborhood karaoke bar still smelling of talcum powder. Putting... -
The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Posted on December 25, 2009 | 13 Comments. . .. . . Actually, it was the 23rd of December in the Year of the Great Fog – not literally “one foggy Christmas Eve” – when Rudolph got... -
Some Contemporary Folk Wisdom (anonymous)
Posted on December 4, 2009 | 6 Comments1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument... -
Schism on the Right! Gay-Hater vs. Mexican-Hater
Posted on November 27, 2009 | 4 CommentsFor your Oscar consideration: 9-1/2 minutes of friction between a Minuteman and a Westboro Baptist, outside last year’s Saddleback Church Presidential debate. Can the GOP hang together in spite of... -
Stewart suffers thru Hannity just to catch apology
Posted on November 13, 2009 | 3 CommentsThe Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Sean Hannity Apologizes to Jon www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis -
A Post for Cell Phone Users, and Those Who Call Them
Posted on December 17, 2008 | 4 CommentsThe worst of all is when you dial a T-Mobile user, and after hearing the phone ring ten times because it’s switched on but the user isn’t bothering or able... -
Enough With the Strawman Arguments!
Posted on June 11, 2008 | 40 Comments. . . . . “Strawmen, begone!” wrote the ineffable Ron Shepston in comments the other day, and I second that emotion. Why just this morning I showed up bright... -
The Great Blog Migration of ’08
Posted on May 11, 2008 | 3 Comments. . . . . Some unfortunate bloggers did not survive the Great Migration to WordPress Pass, way back in two-thousand-aught-eight. We turned back to look at the fallen, clenched...
