world-weary snark Archive
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Defection of Conservative Blogger may be part of Gang Initiation.
Posted on January 15, 2012 | 26 Comments. . . As you know, the local press has been all aflutter the last few days ever since the surprise departure of conservative writer Jeff Wilson from the freewheeling... -
Deconstructing Art, Part 1 of God Knows How Many: GOP Baby Loretta
Posted on January 8, 2012 | 22 Comments. . . I don’t know whether or not this will be a regular feature, but you’ll notice — especially if you read Scott Moxley’s tongue-bathing in his “Navel Gazing”... -
Please join me in my FCC complaint – MSNBC, CNN, FOX and others continue to use the word “Santorum” at all hours of the day.
Posted on December 30, 2011 | 16 Comments. . . Now I hope you all know by now that I am no prude. I enjoy a naughty ribald joke as much as anybody. Nor am I homophobic,... -
Oh what fun it is to write on a Christmas Open Thread!
Posted on December 25, 2011 | 2 Comments. . . . . Some things that fill your Orange Juice Editorial Board with the Yuletide Spirit this fine morning: . . . -
The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Posted on December 25, 2011 | 2 Comments. . . MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS, JUICERS!!!!! We reprint for your enjoyment, especially for those of you who never saw it, an Orange Juice tradition – the True Story of Rudolph... -
F**K September 11. [Now updated with poll.]
Posted on September 10, 2011 | 152 Comments. . . To you yahoos with your “Never forget” bumper stickers, your “Always remember” teeshirts, for whom the terrible attacks of 9-11 were a sort of confirmation of your... -
Newport Beach…..just the 29th “worst-dressed city” in America!
Posted on July 15, 2011 | 20 Comments. . . How is it possible that people or magazines are allowed to make blanket judgments about others? Mr. Blackwell was famous for pointing out the worst dressed Hollywood... -
Man High On Bath Salts Found Wearing Lingerie Next To Dead Goat
Posted on May 16, 2011 | 8 Comments. . . . I understand that this post has absolutely nothing to do with politics or Orange County, but I just could not put this story down. 19 year... -
T. R. BlackEye’s Contrarian Presidents’ Day Post: Taking Lincoln to the Woodshed.
Posted on February 22, 2011 | 6 Comments. . . Happy Real Presidents’ Day! Happy Birthday, Mr. President! As the first and greatest U.S. president, George Washington established the shining city on the hill (over the Potomac),... -
![. . . . [Reprinted from last Christmas, this has been one of our most popular, widely-read posts ever. Except, they're still playing that damned song!] * Actually, it was...](http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/rudolph-155x155.jpg "The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Posted on December 22, 2010 | 1 Comment. . . . [Reprinted from last Christmas, this has been one of our most popular, widely-read posts ever. Except, they're still playing that damned song!] * Actually, it was... -
Mitt Romney’s Vulcan Grip
Posted on February 19, 2010 | 5 CommentsGoofy-ass Massachusetts Mormon Republican politician-droid Mitt Romney got hisself into a little fracas the other day on an airplane; here is the skinny from the other party: It can’t help... -
The ‘My Way’ Killings (New York Times)
Posted on February 7, 2010 | 1 CommentSinatra Song Often Strikes Deadly Chord GENERAL SANTOS, the Philippines — After a day of barbering, Rodolfo Gregorio went to his neighborhood karaoke bar still smelling of talcum powder. Putting... -
The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Posted on December 25, 2009 | 13 Comments. . .. . . Actually, it was the 23rd of December in the Year of the Great Fog – not literally “one foggy Christmas Eve” – when Rudolph got... -
Some Contemporary Folk Wisdom (anonymous)
Posted on December 4, 2009 | 6 Comments1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument...
