Armed Teachers and Teachers Without Arms!


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Today’s discussion:  Should teachers without arms be allowed to teach or should they be armed, and should the armless teachers be armed too?

Finally a teacher you can trust to protect your little angel!

As Congress and our new “leader for life” seek to thoroughly transform everything we have accepted as reality, teachers and the handicapped are targeted daily. Now look – they’re insisting that teachers work with arms.  Not with legs (you can do it without legs) but the priority at this time seems to be arming teachers.

With today’s astoundng technology, armless teachers can work in schools and bring on the higher education to the students while paradoxically keeping them safe. Teachers with arms and without can have them replaced with the proper attack-repellent devices.

Political authorities across America are seeking to arm the teachers – in fact they’re insisting on it.  The advent of replaceable limbs is advantageously adventitious here. Some teachers (with and without arms) are having new 30-millimeter cannon arms attached surgically. These new technological breakthroughs allow the teachers with a brain, assuming they have one, to control the cannon on their arms.

New devices are coming out daily many developed by Elon Musk. Giving up on his concepts to send space ships to Alpha Centauri he is devoting all his time to arming teachers or making teachers arms armed. The new grenade launcher arm is incredible to see as many students claim.

This teacher (right) could take out a Battalion of attacking marauders if need be. With the Bazooka Arm® Musk created, a teacher could destroy an advancing tank. Very useful in Syria today, you might snark. But seriously, here in America it’s only a matter of time before a crazy tank commander and his crew go on a schoolhouse rampage… and we must be prepared!

Sources tell the Orange Juice Blog that the Nuclear-Tipped Warhead Arm® is in production now.  So if a school is attacked (God forbid) by Godzilla the teachers will be ready. Vladimir Putin and Kim Jung Un have both weighed in against this, as it adds a new dimension to the Arms race.

Now other countries are looking to develop and arm teacher’s arms also.  In some third world countries this gives the teachers no small advantage over their better armed 13 year olds. 

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Several well-known American nonprofits are gearing up to help arm the third world country teachers. Musk is personally developing a cheaper version of the Bazooka Arm for these underdeveloped arm countries. “It won’t necessarily take out a tank but could blow the hell out of a prepubescent with a Kalashnikov” claims Musk.

Insanity reigns in America today.  And by that I mean that logic and technology have FINALLY triumphed over evil!


About Fingal O'Flahertie

Fingal is an Orange County resident/entrepreneur, sometimes world traveler and man about the house.