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Because bus travel on OC’s boulevards is not already uninviting enough, Anaheim has come up with a new way to spend its public money (and civic reputation) on behalf of Disneyland: the benches in the bus kiosks along the western side of Harbor Boulevard have been removed. If the recent precedent for this removal is followed, they will be replaced with humps … with lovely Disney humps! (Try sleeping on those, you transient homeless monsters!) Or maybe we should say that they’re being replaced with “lovely Disney lumps” — and the humps will be on the backs of the poor working commuters who perch their tailbones on them.
The video news report from KCAL9’s Orange County reporter made it sound as if the benches at the four bus stops adjacent to Disneyland on Harbor were literally taken up by horizontal homeless every moment of every day, so that the loss of the benches are no loss. Orange Juice Blog has some doubts over the extent of the problem — and of whether there was an alternative to total benchectomies, such as taking homeless nappers elsewhere during peak commuting hours — but our research budget hasn’t allowed full-time surveillance of the area so we will have to take them at their word. There was urine, there was vomit, and there was feces, we are told — none of this having anything to do with not making public restrooms available to the homeless, you understand! — and so the only alternative was the stand-up one.
We here at Orange Juice Blog DO understand that OC’s preferred way of dealing with the homeless is the “termite treatment” — which we admit is far preferable to the “roach motel” treatment applied to Latino youth unfortunate enough to have both hands and waistbands — of making things sufficiently unpleasant for the critters that they decide to move away. Ensuring that they don’t spoil our quality of life with their poorishness and sleepingness and bathroom-deprived excretingness is just how things are done here — heaven forfend that we actually provide them a place to live al fresco, or even al modular pod — and Anaheim does get a certain amount of props for sending the roaches homeless! only as far as to Anaheim Canyon rather than to Santa Ana or Victorville, or Arizona, or Sudan.
But, Anaheim would get a lot more credit if what it’s spokesperson, Mike Lyster, had to say about the city’s efforts to serve the homeless were — what’s the word we’re looking for here? — “true.” Here’s what he’s quoted as saying:
Anaheim spokesman Mike Lyster said the city has resources for the homeless.
CBS2/KCAL9’s Michelle Gile reports twice a week a taskforce comes through the Anaheim resort neighborhood looking for homeless individuals and supplying those in need with toiletries and other essentials.
“For the folks that may have been at these bus shelters — our hearts go out to them too,” Lyster said. “We realize that they may not have other places to go right away. But we actually have options for them.”
The taskforce offers the individuals a place to sleep for the night as well as healthcare and a permanent home, although it can take weeks to find, Gile reports.
This raises some interesting question: what good are toiletries if (1) you don’t have access to toilets, (2) your belongings get taken away from you by the police, and (3) you have to wait 3-4 days for them anyway?
Lyster’s phrasing of his directly quoted sentences here is delicious:
- “folks that may have been at these bus shelters” — if they weren’t there, why’d you take out the benches?
- “they may not have other places to go right away” — yes: “homeless” suggests that
- “we have options for them” including:
- “a place to sleep for the night” — do they? Do they really? Why are they being turned down? Reasonable reasons? Maybe interview some homeless or homeless advocates about this!
- “healthcare” — trips to & from also? AT NIGHT? Let’s hear the details of how many are offered and how many served! And also, what do they actually mean by “healthcare”?
- “and a permanent home, although it can take weeks to find” — omigosh, permanent shelter? Is it free — like a public outdoor bench is free — for those who don’t have incomes? Is it in Anaheim? Santa Ana? Victorville? Etc.? And, seriously, we can solve the problem for an unlimited about of homeless, with permanent housing, in a matter of only weeks? Lucille Kring was peddling this sort of malarkey from the Council dais not long ago, almost verbatim if memory serves, and it didn’t make any more sense then.
OJB suggests that readers use their innate skepticism about these claims. In the meantime, homeless activists have announced there they will be having another “Sleep Out for the Homeless” from 9 p.m. July 14 to 3 a.m. July 15 at Harbor Blvd and Disney Way. OJB suspects that participants may themselves get a chance to learn what “a place to sleep for this night” means in practice.
If only there were some place near Disneyland with which the City could contract where people could sleep between midnight and 7 a.m. — one that offered restrooms, security, and maybe even something like water fountains — into which homeless people in need could go every night. Like cruise boats on which they could sack out, or an island where they could hang out, or — who knows? — maybe even a small world of their own seven hours every day?
Any ideas? It might even be worth trading parking spaces to some enterprise that could provide a good solution to its own “company town.”
In any event, this is your Weekend Open Thread. Talk about that, or whatever else you’d like, within reasonable bounds of decorum and discretion.
Who said that blogs are not read? The Guardian picked up the story in a similar approach to yours:
” In Anaheim, California, where about 800 people live on the streets on a given night, city officials say removal has ‘nothing to do’ with tourist attraction”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/10/disneyland-homeless-benches-anaheim-California
The OCR had already covered it though:
“To prevent homeless taking over bus stops, Anaheim removes benches around Disneyland”
http://www.ocregister.com/2017/07/05/to-prevent-homeless-taking-over-bus-stops-anaheim-removes-benches-around-disneyland/
Ah, how we’ll miss the classics once Paul Emery is (if the portents are true) gone!
Yeah, unless you could argue that “having the City Council majority for the last couple of decades” and “having the City Manager’s office and its top subordinates controlled by the ‘dead hand’ of the Disney-sponsored Daly and Pringle Administrations for all of that time (until maybe tonight)” counts as “something to do with the tourist attraction”!
What about this for a slogan inspired by the Pringle PRs : “Together We Can Make Anaheim Shine. ” (by taking the bus benches away from the Resort district….)
“Harry Sidhu Campaign News: It’s Official – I’m Running for Anaheim Mayor 2018
Dear Friends and Colleagues:
I am writing to let you know that I will be running for Anaheim Mayor in the November 6, 2018 General Municipal Election. We need innovative problem-solving and experienced, common sense leadership to meet the needs of our community and keep our great City of Anaheim moving forward in a positive direction. That’s why I’m running for Mayor – Together We Can Make Anaheim Shine.
The process of assembling my campaign team is underway, and I am honored and humbled by the broad support for my candidacy received from longtime Anaheim residents, community leaders, business organizations, public safety officers, and elected officials.”
More information will soon be available on my campaign website: http://www.harrysidhu.com.
Sincerely,
Harry Sidhu
Press Release Announcement
Broad support of his candidacy? What, did a convention of assclowns just pull into the Convention Center?
I wonder if replacing benches with “stools” is a violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act. I know. let’s ask Kris Murray or Jerbal Cunningham.
Cunningham must be an expert on identifying disabilities. He wrote this heartbreaking post in the neighborhood social media:
“Homeless, clearly meth-addicted young man in front of 7-11 at Glassell/Riverdale.
I have reported this information to the police. I spoke to him and asked if he needed help, and he said “yes” – but declined my various offers to put him in touch with people who could help him. He said he was 23 and from Anaheim. His face and hands were covered with meth scars. He was living in his car, which was parked behind the 7-11. It was heartbreaking, but at the same time people addicted to drugs commit crimes to support their habits. At the Neighborhood Watch meeting last month, the Orange Police Department encouraged all of us to report suspicious activity.
We all need to watch out for each other. Description of person involved – Hair: Brown, Top: Dark blue t-shirt, Bottom: Brown shorts, Shoes: brown sandals, Age: 23, Build: Average, Race: White, Sex: Male, Other details: Meth scars on fave and arms Description of vehicle involved – Color: Silver, Make: Toyota, Model: Corolla, Year: Early 2000s, Type: sedan, License Plate: 7DWZ649, Other details: huge dent in driver side door; trunk closed with bungee cord; interior full of clothes, sleeping bag, Razor scooter”
Yes, Heartbreak Cunningham has lots of contacts with “people who could help him.”
I suppose he has close contacts with folks at that homeless shelter he was paid to fight.
I’m surprised he didn’t spark up one of those Virgin Mary votive candles he is best known for. Right before he called the cops on the dude.
Really, Matt?
Really?
Dude might as well be shouting “Barabbas”.
One man using crutches that would allow him to lower himself down onto the benches has already complained about that, I think with good reason.
So we have Hutchins’s designated heir running against Aliso Viejo’s Mayor for County Sheriff.
We need another choice. Zenger, isn’t it about time that you ran for something?
We already know that you can grow an authentic mustache. Now you just need the cowboy hat, chaps, holsters, and spurs, and you’d be a shoo-in!